Noodle Boy
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Ez gave himself cat makeup to match Pepper. We had cake at my mom’s, and she made him the half vanilla, half chocolate cake he requested
January 24, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Ez gave himself cat makeup to match Pepper. We had cake at my mom’s, and she made him the half vanilla, half chocolate cake he requested
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The fact that none of our nation's politicians are on the streets in Minneapolis, just sending thoughts and prayers and wishy-washy statements from behind their desks on their nice warm, safe offices and homes, is shameful.
If you are a servant of the people, then serve the people.
If you are a servant of the people, then serve the people.
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The fact that none of our nation's politicians are on the streets in Minneapolis, just sending thoughts and prayers and wishy-washy statements from behind their desks on their nice warm, safe offices and homes, is shameful.
If you are a servant of the people, then serve the people.
If you are a servant of the people, then serve the people.
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every single one of them should spend the rest of their fucking lives looking over their shoulder for the guy who's coming to kidnap them and drag them in front of a tribunal.
January 24, 2026 at 8:04 PM
every single one of them should spend the rest of their fucking lives looking over their shoulder for the guy who's coming to kidnap them and drag them in front of a tribunal.
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Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
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Getting super close to having a new release ready. This time it will be a cover of My Bloody Valentine ‘When You Sleep’
That will be available on @bandcamp.com
faintingcouch1.bandcamp.com
That will be available on @bandcamp.com
faintingcouch1.bandcamp.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Getting super close to having a new release ready. This time it will be a cover of My Bloody Valentine ‘When You Sleep’
That will be available on @bandcamp.com
faintingcouch1.bandcamp.com
That will be available on @bandcamp.com
faintingcouch1.bandcamp.com
Ez asked to go to the fantastic local ramen place for birthday lunch, and when our server heard it was his birthday, she ran and whipped up birthday mochi ice cream. I love that place
January 23, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Ez asked to go to the fantastic local ramen place for birthday lunch, and when our server heard it was his birthday, she ran and whipped up birthday mochi ice cream. I love that place
My little bumblebee is 5 today 🥹💖💖💖
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 PM
My little bumblebee is 5 today 🥹💖💖💖
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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if I'm asleep, you guys are allowed to come into my home and blow an air horn directly into my face and pour champagne all over me when It Happens
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 8:26 AM
if I'm asleep, you guys are allowed to come into my home and blow an air horn directly into my face and pour champagne all over me when It Happens
Eldest child: asleep for a while
Middle child: asleep for a couple hours
Youngest child: walks into my room at 10:15 and says, “I found nem nemmmms!” while doing jazz hands
Middle child: asleep for a couple hours
Youngest child: walks into my room at 10:15 and says, “I found nem nemmmms!” while doing jazz hands
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Eldest child: asleep for a while
Middle child: asleep for a couple hours
Youngest child: walks into my room at 10:15 and says, “I found nem nemmmms!” while doing jazz hands
Middle child: asleep for a couple hours
Youngest child: walks into my room at 10:15 and says, “I found nem nemmmms!” while doing jazz hands
People do not put the gloves where the gloves go and this has caused Many Problems in the Valuck-_______ household.
January 20, 2026 at 6:47 PM
People do not put the gloves where the gloves go and this has caused Many Problems in the Valuck-_______ household.
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eat the slop www.artnews.com/art-news/new...
Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest
A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.
www.artnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 10:49 PM
eat the slop www.artnews.com/art-news/new...
The happiest girl in the world
January 18, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The happiest girl in the world
I just pspspsed my dogs because my brain isn’t working properly, I guess? Anyway, Pretzel trotted right over so I guess it works
January 16, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I just pspspsed my dogs because my brain isn’t working properly, I guess? Anyway, Pretzel trotted right over so I guess it works
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Aw remember when I worked at a preschool
January 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Aw remember when I worked at a preschool
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I giggled at this because I am not a mature person
January 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I giggled at this because I am not a mature person
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hard to see another country living your dream
SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
hard to see another country living your dream
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I'm just so happy to be able to do this
January 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I'm just so happy to be able to do this
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But they were, all of them, deceived, for a fifth loko was made.
Long ago the four lokos lived in harmony
legend tells of a fifth loko
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
But they were, all of them, deceived, for a fifth loko was made.
I’ve had a migraine for three days and I’m hearing colors
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I’ve had a migraine for three days and I’m hearing colors
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Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.
My sister is getting a kitten today!!!
January 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
My sister is getting a kitten today!!!