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Ol' Mopey Pants🌻🍉🚩
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He/Him. Detroit. Mostly depression and anxiety, but also some existential angst and anger at the state of it all. Socialist. Former weird kid. 外人ですが英語も日本語OKです。I main a Bard on Excalibur. I love books. PWHL fan. I might just randomly respond to you.
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remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 AM
I'm convinced large countries are destined for despotism. When a population is spread out to the point that a response to an atrocity is a hindrance, those in power are less likely to follow the will of said population.
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
All we need is a blockade, and this is exactly how the Phantom Menace starts.
January 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Imagine having the power to absorb stress directly from the internet just by reading. Yes. Imagine.
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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‼️A German hacker known as "Martha Root" dressed as a pink Power Ranger and deleted a white supremacist dating website live onstage

This happened during the recent CCC conference.
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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The moderate position is indeed The Hague
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 AM
What the fuck What the fuck What the fuck
January 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
The dumbest thing about this is I doubt ***** even knows how to fiddle.
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
How 2026 was depicted in the sci-fi classic 'Metropolis' (1927)
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
SPOILER ALERT: In 2026 I become a battery
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
The energy I'm bringing into 2026
January 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.

I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
When I lived in StL I was at a work dinner at Maggiano's (very fancy) and I locked eyes with Roman Polak as he came in the door. He noticed I noticed, so I looked away and didn't mention it to anyone to avoid a swarm. He and Vlad Sabotka had pregame salads at the bar. Gave me a look on the way out.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Nobody:

No one:

Not a soul:

My right ear: fffWWWWEEEeeeEEEEEE
December 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I was so optimistic about the future when I was a kid. Medical technologies, computing, ease of life, etc.

Now I don't want to be awake.
December 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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dude
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I absolutely hate how life is being wasted by having to "get through". Just get through today. Just get through this week. Get through this year and it will be better next year. Maybe we'll have enough in three years, we just have to wait.

Such a fucking waste of time and life and I hate it.
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The christmas day Mythbusters marathon is always so comforting.
December 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Odds are that the sorting hat led to at least a few cases of lice, right?
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I implore you to read these excerpts. The younger generations are not safe.
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I said “it sounds like you’re just feeding municipal vehicles to the hill” and the mayor of Montreal started crying
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Testicles? In this economy?
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM