Ol' Mopey Pants🌻🍉🚩
@usualpants.bsky.social
He/Him. Detroit. Mostly depression and anxiety, but also some existential angst and anger at the state of it all. Socialist. Former weird kid. 外人ですが英語も日本語OKです。I main a Bard on Excalibur. I love books. I might just randomly respond to you.
Imagine you can't afford basic electricity and no longer have a readily available source of drinkable water because some cretin needs constant validation from an LLM Jesus LARP.
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Imagine you can't afford basic electricity and no longer have a readily available source of drinkable water because some cretin needs constant validation from an LLM Jesus LARP.
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Coca-Cola paid $3 billion dollars for this ad
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Coca-Cola paid $3 billion dollars for this ad
The signs of decay are everywhere.
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The signs of decay are everywhere.
Oh. You trusted the millionaire octogenarians?
And how'd that work out for you? Yeah.
What?
You're going to trust them to prosecute the regime they just capitulated to?
Yeah ok.
And how'd that work out for you? Yeah.
What?
You're going to trust them to prosecute the regime they just capitulated to?
Yeah ok.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Oh. You trusted the millionaire octogenarians?
And how'd that work out for you? Yeah.
What?
You're going to trust them to prosecute the regime they just capitulated to?
Yeah ok.
And how'd that work out for you? Yeah.
What?
You're going to trust them to prosecute the regime they just capitulated to?
Yeah ok.
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Steve Harvey: we asked 100 people this question-- what's a crafting item you don't want to see in the bedr--
Chuck Schumer [buzzing]: Stephen, we would like to forfeit
Harvey: uh
Chuck: we will also be taking the other family's last name and the father can fuck my wife
Chuck Schumer [buzzing]: Stephen, we would like to forfeit
Harvey: uh
Chuck: we will also be taking the other family's last name and the father can fuck my wife
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Steve Harvey: we asked 100 people this question-- what's a crafting item you don't want to see in the bedr--
Chuck Schumer [buzzing]: Stephen, we would like to forfeit
Harvey: uh
Chuck: we will also be taking the other family's last name and the father can fuck my wife
Chuck Schumer [buzzing]: Stephen, we would like to forfeit
Harvey: uh
Chuck: we will also be taking the other family's last name and the father can fuck my wife
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![tweet by Jay Stobie (@StobiesGalaxy): "Good afternoon, Federation
dignitaries. I'd like to welcome you all to the Enterprise... Rent-A-Car parking lot."
*whispers under breath* Damn you, Ensign Crusher. Damn you.*
[image of an Enterprise Rent-a-Car building, edited with Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the parking lot, wearing a dress uniform and giving a speech from behind a lectern]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hopmtyvc3dhv62ofiuzii5t7/bafkreid7to4okmmforg42ljgtvgjqwtvvlemioejesxmcurbej7j2zyqui@jpeg)
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I like how Americans vilify communism because a communist once starved a bunch of people, but wet themselves with puritanical glee when a capitalist dictator...
*Checks notes*
...starves 42 million people.
*Checks notes*
...starves 42 million people.
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I like how Americans vilify communism because a communist once starved a bunch of people, but wet themselves with puritanical glee when a capitalist dictator...
*Checks notes*
...starves 42 million people.
*Checks notes*
...starves 42 million people.
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We been here for years (1828).
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We been here for years (1828).
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November 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
We used to be a society
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 1993 Canon NoteJet laptop with built-in inkjet printer
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We used to be a society
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Every time they try to take down a socialist they end up making them look bomb ass
it was so sweet of the NY post to make a special commemorative issue
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Every time they try to take down a socialist they end up making them look bomb ass
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Y'know what, it's a nice feeling when the overnight fresh horrors machine takes a break to do some overnight fresh nice things instead
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Y'know what, it's a nice feeling when the overnight fresh horrors machine takes a break to do some overnight fresh nice things instead
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Sighing and reading this all timer article again www.gawkerarchives.com/culture/i-sh...
October 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Sighing and reading this all timer article again www.gawkerarchives.com/culture/i-sh...
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I hope this is a sign that the era of evil men finally shuffling off is beginning.
Fuck you, Dick.
Fuck you, Dick.
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I hope this is a sign that the era of evil men finally shuffling off is beginning.
Fuck you, Dick.
Fuck you, Dick.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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The US welfare system is not designed to make people equal, give them dignity, or make them not poor
As a liberal welfare system, it is designed primarily to mitigate the more egregious personal risks associated with a capitalist economy while maintaining class distinctions
Google Esping-Andersen
As a liberal welfare system, it is designed primarily to mitigate the more egregious personal risks associated with a capitalist economy while maintaining class distinctions
Google Esping-Andersen
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The US welfare system is not designed to make people equal, give them dignity, or make them not poor
As a liberal welfare system, it is designed primarily to mitigate the more egregious personal risks associated with a capitalist economy while maintaining class distinctions
Google Esping-Andersen
As a liberal welfare system, it is designed primarily to mitigate the more egregious personal risks associated with a capitalist economy while maintaining class distinctions
Google Esping-Andersen
So I heard ICE goons have some new app they are using. Haha, yeah.
Anyways, so I once saw this article about using face paint, printable glasses frames, or stickers to help protestors not be picked up by facial recognition technology. Weird it just came to me. Here:
www.vice.com/en/article/r...
Anyways, so I once saw this article about using face paint, printable glasses frames, or stickers to help protestors not be picked up by facial recognition technology. Weird it just came to me. Here:
www.vice.com/en/article/r...
Researchers Defeated Advanced Facial Recognition Tech Using Makeup
A new study used digitally and physically applied makeup to test the limits of state-of-the-art facial recognition software.
www.vice.com
November 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
So I heard ICE goons have some new app they are using. Haha, yeah.
Anyways, so I once saw this article about using face paint, printable glasses frames, or stickers to help protestors not be picked up by facial recognition technology. Weird it just came to me. Here:
www.vice.com/en/article/r...
Anyways, so I once saw this article about using face paint, printable glasses frames, or stickers to help protestors not be picked up by facial recognition technology. Weird it just came to me. Here:
www.vice.com/en/article/r...
