Udont Sei
@udontsei.bsky.social
walking down the sunny side of the street
Pinned
hey girl, are you the swamp of sadness? (cause you ate my fucking horse again)
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Every day I'm lumbering
every day I'm bumbling
every day I’m crumbling
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Every day I'm lumbering
as heavy as never
Can't Fail Me
YouTube video by Rae Spoon - Topic
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
as heavy as never
with a belly full of birds, electricity coils around my spine till i’m tightly wound (& held upright)
now i know how come you never go there (how come i’m so alone there)
now i know how come you never go there (how come i’m so alone there)
January 22, 2026 at 5:24 PM
with a belly full of birds, electricity coils around my spine till i’m tightly wound (& held upright)
now i know how come you never go there (how come i’m so alone there)
now i know how come you never go there (how come i’m so alone there)
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I drive the point home taking the longest route possible
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I drive the point home taking the longest route possible
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Stressing over one mistake is ridiculous . . . you will probably make many more, wait and stress over all of them together.
December 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Stressing over one mistake is ridiculous . . . you will probably make many more, wait and stress over all of them together.
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Only three more Januarys to go, we can do it
January 22, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Only three more Januarys to go, we can do it
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My favorite teacher from high school still teaches at my old school and so I used my free will to email her and remind her she was a baddie yesterday. Highly recommend telling people they matter when they're least expecting it.
January 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
My favorite teacher from high school still teaches at my old school and so I used my free will to email her and remind her she was a baddie yesterday. Highly recommend telling people they matter when they're least expecting it.
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Pets that reluctantly wear silly costumes for you: I do it all for the cookie
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Pets that reluctantly wear silly costumes for you: I do it all for the cookie
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Your ancestors smile upon you when you're happy
January 20, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Your ancestors smile upon you when you're happy
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I think it’s totally normal to have a comfort movie that, to an outsider, seems like irrevocably fucked up selection.
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I think it’s totally normal to have a comfort movie that, to an outsider, seems like irrevocably fucked up selection.
we are gonna have
a cat party
(so bring your cat, and something to share)
a cat party
(so bring your cat, and something to share)
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 AM
we are gonna have
a cat party
(so bring your cat, and something to share)
a cat party
(so bring your cat, and something to share)
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Qué sera sera walks into a bar. Bartender says "what'll it be?", and qué sera sera jumps over the bar and beats the shit out of him
January 22, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Qué sera sera walks into a bar. Bartender says "what'll it be?", and qué sera sera jumps over the bar and beats the shit out of him
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When I learn how to sleep through the night, it's over for you bitches‼️
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 AM
When I learn how to sleep through the night, it's over for you bitches‼️
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woke up mid aura and couldn’t spell björk (so obviously, i was panicking)
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
woke up mid aura and couldn’t spell björk (so obviously, i was panicking)
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Glad you liked my recommendation, but I wish you weren't so surprised that it was good.
January 20, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Glad you liked my recommendation, but I wish you weren't so surprised that it was good.
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Do not speak to me or my giant hunk of lasagna ever. again.
January 22, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Do not speak to me or my giant hunk of lasagna ever. again.
same (and i’ve never even had a garbage disposal??)
millennials are really scarred for life because I have an irrational fear of the garbage disposal turning on while my hand is inside
January 22, 2026 at 6:45 AM
same (and i’ve never even had a garbage disposal??)
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removing your presence from places you don't feel loved, valued or respected is top tier self care
December 7, 2024 at 12:18 AM
removing your presence from places you don't feel loved, valued or respected is top tier self care
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It's hard knowing when to eat when you've gone nocturnal.
January 21, 2026 at 9:10 PM
It's hard knowing when to eat when you've gone nocturnal.
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But, like, nothing really matters, your honour
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 AM
But, like, nothing really matters, your honour
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every day I'm bumbling
every day I’m crumbling
every day I’m mumbling
January 22, 2026 at 6:19 AM
every day I'm bumbling
i’m sorry for what i said when my socks were bunching weird in my boots (i didn’t mean it) 🥺
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 AM
i’m sorry for what i said when my socks were bunching weird in my boots (i didn’t mean it) 🥺
I Care A Lot (and your misery is my company)
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I Care A Lot (and your misery is my company)
without going into detail—
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 AM
without going into detail—