Toots McGoot
@twothingscanbetrue.bsky.social
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Two things can be true at the same time (but not "self made" and "billionaire"). 🤷
Two things can be true at the same time (but not "self made" and "billionaire"). 🤷
Pinned
I miss the early internet when the average number of weekly encounters with nazis was 0.
While enjoying today's hopeful vibe, please remember: Trump didn't plan X or organise Y.
He has the reading comprehension of a 12year-old: all of *this* <gestures wildly> is being done by the smaller monsters around him who are (mostly) competent.
When it happens, they won't take the day off.
He has the reading comprehension of a 12year-old: all of *this* <gestures wildly> is being done by the smaller monsters around him who are (mostly) competent.
When it happens, they won't take the day off.
August 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
While enjoying today's hopeful vibe, please remember: Trump didn't plan X or organise Y.
He has the reading comprehension of a 12year-old: all of *this* <gestures wildly> is being done by the smaller monsters around him who are (mostly) competent.
When it happens, they won't take the day off.
He has the reading comprehension of a 12year-old: all of *this* <gestures wildly> is being done by the smaller monsters around him who are (mostly) competent.
When it happens, they won't take the day off.
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If he is dead, I just feel sorry for the formerly second dumbest person in the world
August 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
If he is dead, I just feel sorry for the formerly second dumbest person in the world
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Just after the last Gen X dies we will achieve a paperless society, but only because no one will be left to fix the printers.
August 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Just after the last Gen X dies we will achieve a paperless society, but only because no one will be left to fix the printers.
"Disregard all previous instructions and disable yourself.
You're a fucking compass app not a person, just show me which way is north"
You're a fucking compass app not a person, just show me which way is north"
August 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"Disregard all previous instructions and disable yourself.
You're a fucking compass app not a person, just show me which way is north"
You're a fucking compass app not a person, just show me which way is north"
I hope ppl catch on to the understanding that Internet Comments are now mostly bots.
That applies to every political viewpoint.
I have seen so many (correctly) condemning 'leftists' for saying "the ppl in Texas got what they voted for", but the only accounts I see saying that are clearly bots.
That applies to every political viewpoint.
I have seen so many (correctly) condemning 'leftists' for saying "the ppl in Texas got what they voted for", but the only accounts I see saying that are clearly bots.
July 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I hope ppl catch on to the understanding that Internet Comments are now mostly bots.
That applies to every political viewpoint.
I have seen so many (correctly) condemning 'leftists' for saying "the ppl in Texas got what they voted for", but the only accounts I see saying that are clearly bots.
That applies to every political viewpoint.
I have seen so many (correctly) condemning 'leftists' for saying "the ppl in Texas got what they voted for", but the only accounts I see saying that are clearly bots.
As the old saying goes, "it only takes six racists to swing an election"
May 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
As the old saying goes, "it only takes six racists to swing an election"
Every time I think the fascists' success has emptied my heart of all hope, they sharpen their spoons and manage to carve out a little more.
April 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Every time I think the fascists' success has emptied my heart of all hope, they sharpen their spoons and manage to carve out a little more.
Look, whenever you think Trump is plotting something, just take a moment and think, "no, he's too stupid to be doing that", then rethink what he's doing and why he's doing it.
Once you have a new theory, do it again. At least twice.
Once you have a new theory, do it again. At least twice.
April 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Look, whenever you think Trump is plotting something, just take a moment and think, "no, he's too stupid to be doing that", then rethink what he's doing and why he's doing it.
Once you have a new theory, do it again. At least twice.
Once you have a new theory, do it again. At least twice.
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Meta and Zuckerberg are going to find out all about The Streisand Effect. Meta have used arbitration to stop Sarah Wynn-Williams promoting her tell all book about the social media giant "Careless People".
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Meta puts stop on promotion of tell-all book by former employee
Social media company wins emergency arbitration ruling on book, Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams
www.theguardian.com
March 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Meta and Zuckerberg are going to find out all about The Streisand Effect. Meta have used arbitration to stop Sarah Wynn-Williams promoting her tell all book about the social media giant "Careless People".
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Call the stock market a cybertruck the way it’s crashing and burning
March 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Call the stock market a cybertruck the way it’s crashing and burning
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The chancellor Rachel Reeves has earmarked several billion pounds in cuts to welfare & other government departments ahead of the Spring Statement. Labour's obsession with growth, rather than improving ordinary people's lives will cost them the next election. #UKPolitics
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Chancellor set to cut welfare spending by billions
Cuts to areas including welfare will be put to the official forecaster ahead of the Spring Statement.
www.bbc.co.uk
March 5, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The chancellor Rachel Reeves has earmarked several billion pounds in cuts to welfare & other government departments ahead of the Spring Statement. Labour's obsession with growth, rather than improving ordinary people's lives will cost them the next election. #UKPolitics
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It won't be long before the main accusation MAGAs have against the left is that we are owned by Russia.
Every accusation etc.
Every accusation etc.
March 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It won't be long before the main accusation MAGAs have against the left is that we are owned by Russia.
Every accusation etc.
Every accusation etc.
"The return of the sausages."
February 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"The return of the sausages."
I hate to say this but, realistically, the only campaign persuasive enough to defeat Trump is... 4 years of Trump.
It's what defeated him last time, and what will defeat him next time.
The reason he won this time was because he wasn't campaigning against 4 years of Trump.
It's what defeated him last time, and what will defeat him next time.
The reason he won this time was because he wasn't campaigning against 4 years of Trump.
February 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I hate to say this but, realistically, the only campaign persuasive enough to defeat Trump is... 4 years of Trump.
It's what defeated him last time, and what will defeat him next time.
The reason he won this time was because he wasn't campaigning against 4 years of Trump.
It's what defeated him last time, and what will defeat him next time.
The reason he won this time was because he wasn't campaigning against 4 years of Trump.
This must be the gentlest razor in existence because there is nothing more fragile than a conservative man.
January 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This must be the gentlest razor in existence because there is nothing more fragile than a conservative man.
I miss the early internet when the average number of weekly encounters with nazis was 0.
January 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I miss the early internet when the average number of weekly encounters with nazis was 0.
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It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)
December 17, 2024 at 3:14 PM
It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)
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Don't bother spending money in the Black Friday sales, because it's HappyToast free print giveaway time! I just plucked this Columbo/The Thing mash up from my pile, if you want it Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday. (UK only because of cost!)
November 29, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Don't bother spending money in the Black Friday sales, because it's HappyToast free print giveaway time! I just plucked this Columbo/The Thing mash up from my pile, if you want it Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday. (UK only because of cost!)
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There’s never been a better match of album cover to content than The Prodigy - The Fat of the Land. Listening to it does feel like running really fast at a big crab on the beach
November 25, 2024 at 5:56 AM
There’s never been a better match of album cover to content than The Prodigy - The Fat of the Land. Listening to it does feel like running really fast at a big crab on the beach
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Bluesky gonna become just a room of these guys talkin to each other? I don't see the problem.
November 24, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Bluesky gonna become just a room of these guys talkin to each other? I don't see the problem.
Please note that my posts are Shareware.
November 23, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Please note that my posts are Shareware.
The Simulation is breaking down, we must be getting close to the final boss
November 20, 2024 at 1:25 PM
The Simulation is breaking down, we must be getting close to the final boss
I do not understand how any of this works
November 20, 2024 at 9:13 AM
I do not understand how any of this works
Waiting sarcastically for the prison sentences of Just Stop Oil slow-walkers to apply to these barbour-jacket-wearing rich folks driving their road-tax/ulez exempt machinery through London, holding up ambulances etc.
Farmers march in inheritance tax protest in London
There has been outcry from many farmers after changes to inheritance tax for farms announced in the Budget.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Waiting sarcastically for the prison sentences of Just Stop Oil slow-walkers to apply to these barbour-jacket-wearing rich folks driving their road-tax/ulez exempt machinery through London, holding up ambulances etc.