Toots McGoot
@twothingscanbetrue.bsky.social
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Two things can be true at the same time (but not "self made" and "billionaire"). 🤷
Two things can be true at the same time (but not "self made" and "billionaire"). 🤷
Such an incredible series!
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Such an incredible series!
No better time to sub
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
No better time to sub
"What if the dumbest guy I know was even dumber than I think he is, but also somehow a billionaire."
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"What if the dumbest guy I know was even dumber than I think he is, but also somehow a billionaire."
That one episode per season: Sorry, no Skip Intro button this time because 🙃
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
That one episode per season: Sorry, no Skip Intro button this time because 🙃
'philed away.
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
'philed away.
Having seen every awe-inspiring paradigm shift in technology and gaming since the 70s, this is the least excited I have been about anything, ever.
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Having seen every awe-inspiring paradigm shift in technology and gaming since the 70s, this is the least excited I have been about anything, ever.
"Woke went too far" - some Centrist Dad who couldn't take criticism for his "ironic" sexist remarks at his kid's sports day.
October 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"Woke went too far" - some Centrist Dad who couldn't take criticism for his "ironic" sexist remarks at his kid's sports day.
Treating everyone with basic human dignity and respect.
That's all it is.
It feels "dead" because we have fascism again, and Centrist Dads who would rather be fascist than admit they can't support the idea of respect and dignity for *everyone*.
That's all it is.
It feels "dead" because we have fascism again, and Centrist Dads who would rather be fascist than admit they can't support the idea of respect and dignity for *everyone*.
October 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Treating everyone with basic human dignity and respect.
That's all it is.
It feels "dead" because we have fascism again, and Centrist Dads who would rather be fascist than admit they can't support the idea of respect and dignity for *everyone*.
That's all it is.
It feels "dead" because we have fascism again, and Centrist Dads who would rather be fascist than admit they can't support the idea of respect and dignity for *everyone*.
Something something
Pb != Personal best
Pb != Personal best
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Something something
Pb != Personal best
Pb != Personal best
I suppose in principle...
But do you think he actually, genuinely understands even the *basics* of government funding?
Of course not. Do the people around him want it? Definitely. But him?
But do you think he actually, genuinely understands even the *basics* of government funding?
Of course not. Do the people around him want it? Definitely. But him?
October 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I suppose in principle...
But do you think he actually, genuinely understands even the *basics* of government funding?
Of course not. Do the people around him want it? Definitely. But him?
But do you think he actually, genuinely understands even the *basics* of government funding?
Of course not. Do the people around him want it? Definitely. But him?
Pffff, he can't read half those words.
September 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Pffff, he can't read half those words.
A new target for the moped crims
September 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A new target for the moped crims
Policeymon used Boot-Lick! It's super effective!
September 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Policeymon used Boot-Lick! It's super effective!
His argument was "people's lives are worth sacrificing to keep guns"
But like all rich, white entitled folk, he always meant "other people's lives".
But like all rich, white entitled folk, he always meant "other people's lives".
September 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
His argument was "people's lives are worth sacrificing to keep guns"
But like all rich, white entitled folk, he always meant "other people's lives".
But like all rich, white entitled folk, he always meant "other people's lives".
Because The System™ understands that all violence against the Left has (and should have) no consequences, but violence against the Right is something that Must Be Taken Seriously.
September 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Because The System™ understands that all violence against the Left has (and should have) no consequences, but violence against the Right is something that Must Be Taken Seriously.
It's important that the oppressors are able to flex victimhood.
September 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
It's important that the oppressors are able to flex victimhood.
Ah yes, the king of the "jamemba stoof? weren't stoof grairt?" comedy style
September 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ah yes, the king of the "jamemba stoof? weren't stoof grairt?" comedy style
By dint of being in That Office, he is granted a little badge that says "+10 bonus to intelligence" but if it's actually tested it's -20.
But because it *says* +10, nobody bothers to test it and instead just runs his gibberish through their normal mental parsing.
Staggering.
But because it *says* +10, nobody bothers to test it and instead just runs his gibberish through their normal mental parsing.
Staggering.
September 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
By dint of being in That Office, he is granted a little badge that says "+10 bonus to intelligence" but if it's actually tested it's -20.
But because it *says* +10, nobody bothers to test it and instead just runs his gibberish through their normal mental parsing.
Staggering.
But because it *says* +10, nobody bothers to test it and instead just runs his gibberish through their normal mental parsing.
Staggering.
By not playing it, the thing continues to contain 100 units of enjoyment.
September 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
By not playing it, the thing continues to contain 100 units of enjoyment.
Currently I am waiting to play this thing.
I know it is great and will contain 100 units of enjoyment.
I am not in the perfect state of mind, if I play it today, I might only get 87 units of enjoyment from it.
If I enjoy it insufficiently, it is my fault and I will have ruined a great thing.
I know it is great and will contain 100 units of enjoyment.
I am not in the perfect state of mind, if I play it today, I might only get 87 units of enjoyment from it.
If I enjoy it insufficiently, it is my fault and I will have ruined a great thing.
September 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Currently I am waiting to play this thing.
I know it is great and will contain 100 units of enjoyment.
I am not in the perfect state of mind, if I play it today, I might only get 87 units of enjoyment from it.
If I enjoy it insufficiently, it is my fault and I will have ruined a great thing.
I know it is great and will contain 100 units of enjoyment.
I am not in the perfect state of mind, if I play it today, I might only get 87 units of enjoyment from it.
If I enjoy it insufficiently, it is my fault and I will have ruined a great thing.
I wonder if he's orange, not because he thinks it passes for a tan, but because it's the closest he can get to spraying *himself* gold.
August 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I wonder if he's orange, not because he thinks it passes for a tan, but because it's the closest he can get to spraying *himself* gold.
Me: "Hell yes"
Me: *smelts an alloy*
Last thing I hear as I'm murdered by a mob: "Kill the witch!"
Me: *smelts an alloy*
Last thing I hear as I'm murdered by a mob: "Kill the witch!"
August 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Me: "Hell yes"
Me: *smelts an alloy*
Last thing I hear as I'm murdered by a mob: "Kill the witch!"
Me: *smelts an alloy*
Last thing I hear as I'm murdered by a mob: "Kill the witch!"
"But what if you have enough money to live in the last places these exist until you die and after that who cares?" - literally every billionaire
August 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
"But what if you have enough money to live in the last places these exist until you die and after that who cares?" - literally every billionaire