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Toots McGoot
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Two things can be true at the same time (but not "self made" and "billionaire"). 🤷
The best cosplay character in star wars???
May 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
As the old saying goes, "it only takes six racists to swing an election"
May 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
How can ppl not just take one look at this fascist, lickspittle chud and *know*
March 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
March 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"The return of the sausages."
February 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I really want to write a whole-ass book about how we now have nazis because the "slippery slope" people were scared of being compared to Rick from the BBC's 'Young Ones' if they actually called out the fascists for being, y'know, fascist.
February 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hell yeah, familiar territory
February 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Can we get an option to turn this button off? It doesn't do much but *will* cause screen burn for heavy scrollers ;)
February 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This must be the gentlest razor in existence because there is nothing more fragile than a conservative man.
January 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
If anyone needs help identifying the contraribots, just think, "Would this reply-guy fit seamlessly into the Sealioning comic?"
January 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
January 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Natasha Lyonne. If we can't have her as Columbo, how about The Doctor?
January 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
December 24, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Was this a sly Dr Who joke?
December 15, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Is what? Huh? Huh!?
December 3, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I don't know where to post suggestions, but can we get an option to turn this button off (or darken it)?

The one on Twitter caused burn-in on on my old phone (and if you don't have a big following it doesn't do anything anyway lol)
November 29, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Bluesky gonna become just a room of these guys talkin to each other? I don't see the problem.
November 24, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Shasta McNasty. Jake Busey and Verne Troyer (mini me, I think). I remember liking it at the time and went back to watch it on YouTube and Hoooo Boy it's awful in so many ways.
November 22, 2024 at 7:53 AM
The Simulation is breaking down, we must be getting close to the final boss
November 20, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Can we please have an option to turn this off, move it to a menu, or dim it to black & white?
The twitter one didn't take long to burn-in on my last phone's screen. 🤷
November 17, 2024 at 11:05 PM
News feels kinda
November 17, 2024 at 6:31 PM