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Traveler Farlander
@twfarlan.bsky.social
Occasional voice actor, TTRPG streamer, actor. Mostly a geek who dabbles in cloud and virtualization tech to satisfy the capitalism beast.
He/Him. Trans rights are human rights. Justice for Palestine. Trump sucks.
Them: How did you and your spouse meet?
Me: Online.
Them: Oh, dating app? Tindr? You're a little older, so eHarmony?
Me: Usenet, actually. alt.callahans.
Them: Uh... okay? (looks around for listeners) Is that like FetLife?
Me: Almost identical, at times.
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Age verification? My state-of-the-art Atari 2600 was actually the store brand knockoff from Sears.
Age verification? I had my phone card digits memorized so I could call my parents in college.
Age verification? I had a Hypercolor T-shirt.
February 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Are we right to be calling these the Epstein files, at this stage? Feels like a more accurately descriptive title would be "The Trump Files: an epistolary record collected by Jeff Epstein."
February 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Proud to be the 24th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Numenera: The Amber Archive! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...
Numenera: The Amber Archive
The wondrous and inspiring science-fantasy RPG Numenera returns in a new edition filled with new art, creatures, lore, numenera items, and adventures. Step into the amazing Ninth World—a critically ac...
www.backerkit.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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It's Day 7 of the Mutants & Masterminds fourth edition Kickstarter and no. 3 of our M&M Match-Up previews, pitting Siren vs. Devil Ray!
M&M Match-Up #3: Siren vs. Devil Ray
In this issue of M&M Match-Up, the preview of the fourth edition of Mutants & Masterminds goes to sea, with a face-off between Siren, goddess of the sea
greenronin.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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World Without Exploitation is a coalition of nonprofits, including many “sex trafficking awareness” orgs that are also anti-sex work. The movement to #standwithsurvivors cannot lead to meaningful change without also supporting sex workers’ labor rights. Solidarity is everything. #decrimnow
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Ope. Just got the $400 copay bill.

Could use some help on that if possible. So sorry to ask, I know things are tough for everyone.

Venmo: @gnomedic
ko-fi.com/gnomedic
Currently at the ER for my wife :( She's okay, just getting checked out. Could use some good vibes for @arassivad.bsky.social 🧡
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Now where did I leave my sickos.gif reaction image?
“.. Our BTC price target is 0.0. That’s not just for shock factor. It’s where the math takes us,” the strategist said, noting that Bitcoin has failed to function as a dollar hedge and instead operates as “a speculative instrument correlated to the Nasdaq.”

#Bitcoin
seekingalpha.com/news/4547997...
February 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Cliff Richard's famous song, "Devil Woman," is about surprise pegging.

I will not be taking questions at this time.
February 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
No, money does not buy you happiness, but in this world, money gives you every tool you need to seek happiness where it lives.

The pursuit of happiness is work. It doesn't come for free, it cannot be bought, but it has costs that money can almost completely pay.
February 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I fear that we will not see justice, but maybe we are witness to when the inevitable but slow crawl of change turns into the avalanche.
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
For #BlackHistoryMonth, post a favorite Black superhero.
February 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I'm just saying, the right combination of changes passively occurring to the entire world with no action taken on my part would fix me.
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Really, it's the jokes you don't say that are most appreciated.

Ok ok, it's the jokes I don't say that are most appreciated.
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
A rating system of principled but spiteful arguments called Maslow's Hierarchy of Screeds.
A newsserver called Maslow's Hierarchy of Feeds. #UsenetForever
A vampire university called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Bleeds
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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The second M&M Match-Up preview for M&M 4e is up over at the @greenroninpub.bsky.social site:
M&M Match-Up #2: Captain Thunder vs. Tom Cypress
Our initial “vs.” Match-Up was inspired, of course, by Sean Izaakse’s gorgeous wrap-around cover for Mutants & Masterminds, fourth edition, with a con
greenronin.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
US Politicians: The law applies equally to everyone.
The rest of us: You are quietly thankful that it doesn't. You'd better hope it never does.
February 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I just backed Mutants & Masterminds 4th Edition Tabletop RPG on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/gre...
Mutants & Masterminds 4th Edition Tabletop RPG
A new edition of our classic superhero TTRPG with updated and streamlined game systems, more options, and a new look!
www.kickstarter.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
He slumped through the door, shutting it behind him with a kick. He fell backwards onto the couch with all the grace of a sack of cement. He popped the cork on a bottle of whiskey, sipping through a crazy straw, and took turns with the dog biting into a congealed breakfast sandwich.

"Mondays."
February 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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"The Door of Many Places would only take you where you needed to be, provided you could answer the more important question: 'Why do you need to go?' Those who could not answer truthfully need not worry about a destination, for they would never arrive." #illustration
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Some of you babies need the reminder, so:
Fedposting is like saying your wish out loud. If you do, it won't come true! (You might get something you really don't want, though.)
February 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Smarty Pants: If ignorance is bliss, what do we who aren't ignorant get to feel? What's our reward?
The Universe: A sense of smug superiority on your way to obsolescence and annihilation.
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Hey, "lonely" males? Here's advice on how to be with a woman from a polyamorous man married for 25 years:
1. Communication is two-way. Listen and speak truthfully.
2. Help with the housework. It's not a gendered job, nor is it meant for one person to do it all AND have a job.
3. Wash your ass. FFS.
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Hey transphobes, how does it feel seeing the Epstein dumps showing that you're all patsies of pedophilic billionaires who wanted to keep and control trans women because they're the "best of both worlds?"

Trans panic is both a tool of fascist thought policing and sex pest lust; you're useful idiots.
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM