Traveler Farlander
@twfarlan.bsky.social
Occasional voice actor, TTRPG streamer, actor. Mostly a geek who dabbles in cloud and virtualization tech to satisfy the capitalism beast.
He/Him. Trans rights are human rights. Justice for Palestine. Trump sucks.
He/Him. Trans rights are human rights. Justice for Palestine. Trump sucks.
What do you call an important Cybertronian whose alt-mode is an airbrush?
Zenithal Prime.
Zenithal Prime.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What do you call an important Cybertronian whose alt-mode is an airbrush?
Zenithal Prime.
Zenithal Prime.
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
People, if your customer service needs are complicated, don't go to a drive up window. Go inside.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
People, if your customer service needs are complicated, don't go to a drive up window. Go inside.
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Thank you for telling me how large the room is. In light of that, I've decided against casting Fireball.
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Thank you for telling me how large the room is. In light of that, I've decided against casting Fireball.
If you've played Tabletop Game Shop Simulator, I have a question for you:
How long do you think it'll take until Forge War Battle minis are available in real life?
How long do you think it'll take until Forge War Battle minis are available in real life?
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If you've played Tabletop Game Shop Simulator, I have a question for you:
How long do you think it'll take until Forge War Battle minis are available in real life?
How long do you think it'll take until Forge War Battle minis are available in real life?
Megyn Kelly, aka Eva Braundo, is worried both that we don't understand that plants crave electrolytes nor that Jeffrey Epstein craved young girls who could pass for legal age in public.
Eva, the technical distinction isn't the important part here. You carrying water for him is concerning, though.
Eva, the technical distinction isn't the important part here. You carrying water for him is concerning, though.
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Megyn Kelly, aka Eva Braundo, is worried both that we don't understand that plants crave electrolytes nor that Jeffrey Epstein craved young girls who could pass for legal age in public.
Eva, the technical distinction isn't the important part here. You carrying water for him is concerning, though.
Eva, the technical distinction isn't the important part here. You carrying water for him is concerning, though.
Would you all care to let Todd know of your interest on this topic? Drop by, drop a like, drop a comment.
I'm thinking about starting up a new liveplay show.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Would you all care to let Todd know of your interest on this topic? Drop by, drop a like, drop a comment.
Some of the most important realizations of my life were prompted by Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged: greed is a disease; selfishness is unacceptable; competition is a social control method; and Rand is an asshole know-it-all teenager's idea of a deep thinker.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Some of the most important realizations of my life were prompted by Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged: greed is a disease; selfishness is unacceptable; competition is a social control method; and Rand is an asshole know-it-all teenager's idea of a deep thinker.
They don't burn books they don't want you to read to protect YOU.
They burn books they don't want you to read to protect themselves FROM you.
They burn books they don't want you to read to protect themselves FROM you.
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
They don't burn books they don't want you to read to protect YOU.
They burn books they don't want you to read to protect themselves FROM you.
They burn books they don't want you to read to protect themselves FROM you.
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
Me: Finally, this will fix my mood swings.
Brain: Sure, buddy, you've got this all figured out now.
Me: That doesn't sound encouraging.
Brain: What? I'm being fully serious right now. (reaching for a lever)
Me: This is about to suck, isn't it?
Brain: Let's find out together, pal. (pulls lever)
Brain: Sure, buddy, you've got this all figured out now.
Me: That doesn't sound encouraging.
Brain: What? I'm being fully serious right now. (reaching for a lever)
Me: This is about to suck, isn't it?
Brain: Let's find out together, pal. (pulls lever)
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Me: Finally, this will fix my mood swings.
Brain: Sure, buddy, you've got this all figured out now.
Me: That doesn't sound encouraging.
Brain: What? I'm being fully serious right now. (reaching for a lever)
Me: This is about to suck, isn't it?
Brain: Let's find out together, pal. (pulls lever)
Brain: Sure, buddy, you've got this all figured out now.
Me: That doesn't sound encouraging.
Brain: What? I'm being fully serious right now. (reaching for a lever)
Me: This is about to suck, isn't it?
Brain: Let's find out together, pal. (pulls lever)
Ok, Kim Davis. You've tried your bullshit all the way to the SCOTUS, and they didn't even bother to hear you. You're done. Your fifteen minutes are years overrun, but I hope your infamy is perpetual. May your epitaph read: "Here lies a failure who tried everything to attack marriage."
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ok, Kim Davis. You've tried your bullshit all the way to the SCOTUS, and they didn't even bother to hear you. You're done. Your fifteen minutes are years overrun, but I hope your infamy is perpetual. May your epitaph read: "Here lies a failure who tried everything to attack marriage."
50 years ago today, Lake Superior took 29 souls aboard the Edmund Fitzgerald, and the lake doesn't give up her dead.
RIP sailors. You're remembered.
RIP sailors. You're remembered.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
50 years ago today, Lake Superior took 29 souls aboard the Edmund Fitzgerald, and the lake doesn't give up her dead.
RIP sailors. You're remembered.
RIP sailors. You're remembered.
If you ever needed more proof than this surrender by the Senate Democrats that they do not work for the people, then I don't know what would convince you. They might as well have their corporate sponsors' logos branded on their asses.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you ever needed more proof than this surrender by the Senate Democrats that they do not work for the people, then I don't know what would convince you. They might as well have their corporate sponsors' logos branded on their asses.
I would love to know what it is about the current government shutdown that's costing Chuck Schumer money. It's the only reason that makes any sense for why he's so hot to surrender to Dump right now after a blue tsunami last Tuesday.
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I would love to know what it is about the current government shutdown that's costing Chuck Schumer money. It's the only reason that makes any sense for why he's so hot to surrender to Dump right now after a blue tsunami last Tuesday.
It's the dream, right there for everyone to see!
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's the dream, right there for everyone to see!
"Why do people keep making more of this?! I don't understand!!" Sssh shsh it's ok, you don't have to watch it, ok big guy? It's ok, yes, close your eyes, that's right, it can't hurt you anymore, go to sleep go to sleep yes that's right it's almost over just go to sleep
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Why do people keep making more of this?! I don't understand!!" Sssh shsh it's ok, you don't have to watch it, ok big guy? It's ok, yes, close your eyes, that's right, it can't hurt you anymore, go to sleep go to sleep yes that's right it's almost over just go to sleep
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"There's too much actual play, there are too many game jams, there are too many solo games, there are too many SRDs, there are too many indie games on steam, there are too many Sopranos, there are too many books
there are too many people making stuff for reasons that I don't personally understand"
there are too many people making stuff for reasons that I don't personally understand"
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"There's too much actual play, there are too many game jams, there are too many solo games, there are too many SRDs, there are too many indie games on steam, there are too many Sopranos, there are too many books
there are too many people making stuff for reasons that I don't personally understand"
there are too many people making stuff for reasons that I don't personally understand"
Women ruined the workplace? Good, it sucked already. Office culture? Commuting? "Management by waking around?" GTFO with all that noise. Anything that isn't physical layer effort can and should be fine from home.
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Women ruined the workplace? Good, it sucked already. Office culture? Commuting? "Management by waking around?" GTFO with all that noise. Anything that isn't physical layer effort can and should be fine from home.
Following up on that repost from Vee, people on my Discord friends list should know, I take that word seriously.
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Following up on that repost from Vee, people on my Discord friends list should know, I take that word seriously.
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If you tell a certain type of person to do something, and they answer, "Make me," any response you give that doesn't make future failures to comply painful is going to get laughed at.
"Fund SNAP." "No." "I said do it!" "Or what?"
... "Or I'll tell you again more sternly!" Please be serious.
"Fund SNAP." "No." "I said do it!" "Or what?"
... "Or I'll tell you again more sternly!" Please be serious.
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you tell a certain type of person to do something, and they answer, "Make me," any response you give that doesn't make future failures to comply painful is going to get laughed at.
"Fund SNAP." "No." "I said do it!" "Or what?"
... "Or I'll tell you again more sternly!" Please be serious.
"Fund SNAP." "No." "I said do it!" "Or what?"
... "Or I'll tell you again more sternly!" Please be serious.
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
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We are adjourned. Thanks, again, for following along.
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November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We are adjourned. Thanks, again, for following along.
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