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Blade is the best movie ever made.

Help people and have fun.
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Aided by genAI models like ChatGPT, “writers” hoping to get paid for fake stories have become an even bigger problem for publications big and small. One such writer almost pulled one over on COYOTE — until @soleilho.com, who is a nerd, spotted a key idiosyncrasy.
How COYOTE Almost Got Slopped by AI
The sordid tale of the freelancer who never was.
www.coyotemedia.org
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Someone told elon musk the moon is made of ketamine
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
This is really not how I wanted the government to embrace how efficient trains are.
The location, which was built as an Amazon distribution center, was chosen because of its proximity to railroad tracks. It can house up to 10,000 beds (not people -- beds), and will be equipped with a medical incinerator.
A warehouse in south Kansas City could be sold to the federal government to become an ICE detention center. That warehouse, owned by Platform Ventures, had received a $21 million tax incentive from the Port Authority of Kansas City.
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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The location, which was built as an Amazon distribution center, was chosen because of its proximity to railroad tracks. It can house up to 10,000 beds (not people -- beds), and will be equipped with a medical incinerator.
A warehouse in south Kansas City could be sold to the federal government to become an ICE detention center. That warehouse, owned by Platform Ventures, had received a $21 million tax incentive from the Port Authority of Kansas City.
Platform Ventures got Port KC tax incentives to build a warehouse. Now they’re selling it to ICE
Platform Ventures pitched a warehouse development as a job creator for south Kansas City. Port KC is concerned that a sale to ICE would undermine job growth in the area.
buff.ly
February 8, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
How are the ads in the tpusa halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
You'd think they would be better funded
Thank you to everyone who marched with us today! Remember, Billionaires Build Prosperity—let's keep them in California!
February 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Easy top ten post for me for 2026 so far
are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
See, this is the sort of person who should be receiving those nobel peace prizes.
ICE has grabbed so many people from their vehicles that there are abandoned cars across Minnesota.

This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.

They hate the helpers.

Which is why must keep helping.
Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests
Juan Leon sends a "chase" car to check out where abandoned vehicles are located and arranges discreet drop-offs. Since late December, he estimated they have dropped off 250 cars.
www.cbsnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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I have to hand it to Charlie Kirk, he hasn't made a transphobic comment in months
February 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
No. You aren't fooling me again.
February 7, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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On the left, the Texas Teamsters endorsing Greg Abbott yesterday.

On the right, Greg Abbott's campaign website denouncing Big Labor.
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
If they're trying to get my vote, letting dhs shut down is certainly not going to hurt.
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Security will shut down next week if they do not work with Republicans and the White House.
Homeland Security shutdown grows more likely as Republicans rebuff Democratic demands for ICE
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Secu…
trib.al
February 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Idk she doesn't look very gen z to me.

This is fucking embarassing
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I swear... most of the nurses I have known including this one are great people but also how are you a 40ish year old nurse and don't know what eye dilation entails or ask any questions and why the fuck are you driving right now
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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Never kill yourself, because with a little luck Elon will do it first and you don't want to miss out on that
All Elon ever wanted was for people to think he was funny. He tried to buy that by buying Twitter. It didn't work. He made some half-arsed memes. That didn't work either. He went onstage with Dave Chapelle. People booed so much he had a breakdown.

Elon is sad because he isn't funny.
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
If they went on to post this every single day forever my respect would skyrocket to alightly more than none because okay that's a funny bit.
Something’s happening
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
"I just looooove hitler, he's the fuckn best. If you can't understand that then I am done with you.

PS: I support Jews"
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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Person running for DFL vice chair of precinct 10-1 pledges to do a "C minus" job and attend "some meetings" but if literally anyone else is willing to do a C plus job, she would step aside.
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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On the nostalgia, can't ever feel like a child again note: watching that new ninja turtle movie (mutant mayhem) in theater with my 5 year old I was transported back. We were both on the edge of our seats. Then I had to return to adulthood but he couldn't stop talking about it
February 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM