B Smith
@twelve1784.bsky.social
Blade is the best movie ever made.
I wish I'd thrown my phone in a lake before this weekend started, I don't need this shit.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I wish I'd thrown my phone in a lake before this weekend started, I don't need this shit.
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So the only thing about the whole Lobo in the supergirl trailer thing that bothers me is possibly the dumbest thing possible but why is his ciger exactly straight forward, perfectly dead centered in his mouth and face. It's too symmetrical and no one would do that even a character as dumb as lobo.
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
So the only thing about the whole Lobo in the supergirl trailer thing that bothers me is possibly the dumbest thing possible but why is his ciger exactly straight forward, perfectly dead centered in his mouth and face. It's too symmetrical and no one would do that even a character as dumb as lobo.
Ia today the game award day?
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ia today the game award day?
What's going on I'm seeing a bunch of people talking about kotor.
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
What's going on I'm seeing a bunch of people talking about kotor.
I saw this and Mulholland drive in my teens and then years later when I would hear people reference mullholland drive and how it's a landmark movie and amazing etc. I was SO confused because I kept thinking Arlington Road.
This was in the “bomb” phase of Jeff bridges career where he made movies about bombs that bombed like Arlington road which is a movie that asks the bold question: “what if Alex jones was right about everything”
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I saw this and Mulholland drive in my teens and then years later when I would hear people reference mullholland drive and how it's a landmark movie and amazing etc. I was SO confused because I kept thinking Arlington Road.
That baby is in peril.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
That baby is in peril.
Just up and decides I'm going to make sure people remember me like the dogshit fucking asshole I apparently I have always kept moderately hidden until now.
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Just up and decides I'm going to make sure people remember me like the dogshit fucking asshole I apparently I have always kept moderately hidden until now.
Idk if it sounds weird, a hearty sweet potato soup makes a great breakfast especially in winter.
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Idk if it sounds weird, a hearty sweet potato soup makes a great breakfast especially in winter.
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Modern Christmas music: "The snow is falling and I'm gonna kiss my wife and wait for Santa Claus and Jesus Christ to arrive"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Modern Christmas music: "The snow is falling and I'm gonna kiss my wife and wait for Santa Claus and Jesus Christ to arrive"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
Whoever coined the phrase "be careful what you wished for" is glowing like the sun right now.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Whoever coined the phrase "be careful what you wished for" is glowing like the sun right now.
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Wrote about Deepak Chopra’s new AI model, AI guru slop, and how none of this is really shocking because we already turned spirituality into a commodity.
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/this-was-i...
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/this-was-i...
This Was Inevitable
AI gurus are not shocking, we already commodified spirituality
houseofmirrors.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Wrote about Deepak Chopra’s new AI model, AI guru slop, and how none of this is really shocking because we already turned spirituality into a commodity.
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/this-was-i...
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/this-was-i...
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
You know those Aura Frame digital frames that you hear about on all the podcast ads?
They're legitimately pretty great.
Just be careful when uploading photos and definitely don't do it drunk. Your whole family sees whatever you dump in there.
They're legitimately pretty great.
Just be careful when uploading photos and definitely don't do it drunk. Your whole family sees whatever you dump in there.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
You know those Aura Frame digital frames that you hear about on all the podcast ads?
They're legitimately pretty great.
Just be careful when uploading photos and definitely don't do it drunk. Your whole family sees whatever you dump in there.
They're legitimately pretty great.
Just be careful when uploading photos and definitely don't do it drunk. Your whole family sees whatever you dump in there.
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Same thing goes for standup comics
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Same thing goes for standup comics
You gotta be real brave to be this annoying right next to a ledge
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You gotta be real brave to be this annoying right next to a ledge
Not only do I not like him but I think every movie he has ever made outside of the terminator series is wildly overrated and yes that includes Aliens (a perfectly fun action movie with some amazingly quotable lines but not on the level of Alien).
icymi- james cameron lurves elon musk apparently www.theringer.com/podcasts/the...
Part 1: James Cameron on ‘Avatar’ Misconceptions, AI’s Skynet Moment, and His Elon Musk Friendship - The Ringer
James Cameron joins for a wide-ranging conversation on the filmmaking of the ‘Avatar’ franchise, how it landed at Fox/Disney, motion-capture technology, the cost of CGI, the threat of AI, ...
www.theringer.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Not only do I not like him but I think every movie he has ever made outside of the terminator series is wildly overrated and yes that includes Aliens (a perfectly fun action movie with some amazingly quotable lines but not on the level of Alien).
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Whaaaaat
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Whaaaaat
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Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
Trump: have you met me? Why would you, a supposedly intelligent person, expect me to stay on topic or give a clear answer? What's wrong with you?
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Trump: have you met me? Why would you, a supposedly intelligent person, expect me to stay on topic or give a clear answer? What's wrong with you?
The movie Blade is shot and paced like an anime I don't know how else to explain it
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The movie Blade is shot and paced like an anime I don't know how else to explain it
I would never try to ice skate uphill.
I would rather watch Blade.
I would rather watch Blade.
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I would never try to ice skate uphill.
I would rather watch Blade.
I would rather watch Blade.
Maybe it's just me but blocking replies and quote posts to your terrible opinion you decided to post doesn't come across as having no fucks to give
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Maybe it's just me but blocking replies and quote posts to your terrible opinion you decided to post doesn't come across as having no fucks to give
How are there some twenty eight james bond movies plus three Austin powers movies and none of them managed to come up with a name this good.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
How are there some twenty eight james bond movies plus three Austin powers movies and none of them managed to come up with a name this good.