5’ 7” Hozier
@turtlelover.bsky.social
I really like gas phase chemistry and my cat
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Banner: A textbook problem: The question asks about spermine, “a naturally occurring compound that contributes to the characteristic odor of semen.”
Profile Pic: A mackerel and white tabby mewing
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Banner: A textbook problem: The question asks about spermine, “a naturally occurring compound that contributes to the characteristic odor of semen.”
Profile Pic: A mackerel and white tabby mewing
So cool that Carly Rae Jepsen wrote sideways about my relationship!
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So cool that Carly Rae Jepsen wrote sideways about my relationship!
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did somebody say slop
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
did somebody say slop
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Guys it’s literally friday
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Guys it’s literally friday
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emotion is the perfect pop album
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
emotion is the perfect pop album
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I’m laughing out loud bc some kind of AWS outage means I can’t log onto canvas to do my job. The modern world sucks asshole
October 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m laughing out loud bc some kind of AWS outage means I can’t log onto canvas to do my job. The modern world sucks asshole
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Day 59 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
October 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Day 59 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
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me steeling myself to go to the job i prayed to god for
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
me steeling myself to go to the job i prayed to god for
“Charlie Brown had hoes”
Kamala Harris was dealt an enormously difficult hand in the 2024 election. For the most part she played it well—and almost won. Why does her memoir feel like another defeat?
Who Can Lead the Democrats?
Kamala Harris almost won in 2024. So why does her new book feel like another defeat?
www.newyorker.com
October 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Charlie Brown had hoes”
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the fun thing about cycling is that if you Follow The Law™ when you are forced to ride with cars, it will probably get you killed by some inattentive driver, but if you ride in a way that is safe for you, you get branded as reckless by news org hit pieces and threatened by aggressive drivers instead
September 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
the fun thing about cycling is that if you Follow The Law™ when you are forced to ride with cars, it will probably get you killed by some inattentive driver, but if you ride in a way that is safe for you, you get branded as reckless by news org hit pieces and threatened by aggressive drivers instead
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south-central Texas, where I grew up, has some truly incredible arts, history and culture, all of which could have inspired a great logo, so it's genuinely embarrassing that they went with this "ride share app" ass logo instead
September 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
south-central Texas, where I grew up, has some truly incredible arts, history and culture, all of which could have inspired a great logo, so it's genuinely embarrassing that they went with this "ride share app" ass logo instead
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big deal i've been fighting my dad (in my mind) for 40 years
I've been fighting my dad for like a week
now I have to fight 2 of these mfs??
August 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
big deal i've been fighting my dad (in my mind) for 40 years
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rumor has it that no one has ever successfully told Matt Yglesias a knock knock joke because he kept leaving to go check the door.
August 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
rumor has it that no one has ever successfully told Matt Yglesias a knock knock joke because he kept leaving to go check the door.
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I'm going to finish this manuscript by the end of the week, I told myself
August 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm going to finish this manuscript by the end of the week, I told myself
*μm away from ending it all voice* I’m thinking i’m gonna start an x files rewatch
July 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
*μm away from ending it all voice* I’m thinking i’m gonna start an x files rewatch
hulkHogan_crabRave.mp4
July 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
hulkHogan_crabRave.mp4
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if you put bill maher content on my timeline you owe me a personal apology
July 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
if you put bill maher content on my timeline you owe me a personal apology
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If your reaction to hearing about a bunch of children dying in a flood in Texas is to make a snappy comment about how red states deserve it then you should fuck off and lock yourself in a closet until you can develop the actual fucking empathy and political understanding of an adult
July 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If your reaction to hearing about a bunch of children dying in a flood in Texas is to make a snappy comment about how red states deserve it then you should fuck off and lock yourself in a closet until you can develop the actual fucking empathy and political understanding of an adult
I love it when a highbie follows me because it gives me the opportunity to spread the good word of chemistry
July 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I love it when a highbie follows me because it gives me the opportunity to spread the good word of chemistry
LETS GOOOO!!! Sincere contender for GAOAT
Carly Rae Jepsen released 'E•MO•TION' 10 years ago today. A look back at an instant classic:
Carly Rae Jepsen's 'E·MO·TION' Turns 10
There’s a recent Chris Fleming standup bit that kicks off with him chastising a friend for daring to have a crush at a time like this.
www.stereogum.com
June 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
LETS GOOOO!!! Sincere contender for GAOAT
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me: i theoretically support the goals you're suggesting but it's a little "pie-in-the-sky" and doesn't hold up to scrutiny. it may even accomplish the opposite of what you're saying
trainer: ok well let's just start with five pushups then
me: No.
trainer: ok well let's just start with five pushups then
me: No.
June 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
me: i theoretically support the goals you're suggesting but it's a little "pie-in-the-sky" and doesn't hold up to scrutiny. it may even accomplish the opposite of what you're saying
trainer: ok well let's just start with five pushups then
me: No.
trainer: ok well let's just start with five pushups then
me: No.
[farming millennial engagement]: Are there any good Third Eye Blind songs???
June 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
[farming millennial engagement]: Are there any good Third Eye Blind songs???