5’ 7” Hozier
@turtlelover.bsky.social
Gas phase chemistry denier
(they/them)
Banner: A textbook problem: The question asks about spermine, “a naturally occurring compound that contributes to the characteristic odor of semen.”
Profile Pic: A mackerel and white tabby mewing
(they/them)
Banner: A textbook problem: The question asks about spermine, “a naturally occurring compound that contributes to the characteristic odor of semen.”
Profile Pic: A mackerel and white tabby mewing
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This is me, if you even care
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
This is me, if you even care
Wow he married her when she was 22? Starting to think that this Rob Schneider isn’t a great guy…
Rob Schneider, 62, Faces Heartbreak as 37-Year-Old Wife Files for Divorce After 14 Years
Rob Schneider, 62, Faces Heartbreak as 37-Year-Old Wife Files for Divorce After 14 Years
After nearly 15 years together, Rob Schneider and his wife Patricia Azarcoya Schneider are officially ending their marriage. Court documents obtained in January show that Patricia, a 37-year-old Mexi…
www.comicbasics.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Wow he married her when she was 22? Starting to think that this Rob Schneider isn’t a great guy…
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The 'r' in robin stands for resplendent
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 AM
The 'r' in robin stands for resplendent
Look at my opposition party…
January 21, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Look at my opposition party…
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the perennial "is this a good replacement for twitter / can it become as big as twitter" discussion is so confused. hominids became bipedal about 7 million years ago. for most of the time since we did not have microblogging. it's not a necessity it's a habit, if it all goes away that's fine
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
the perennial "is this a good replacement for twitter / can it become as big as twitter" discussion is so confused. hominids became bipedal about 7 million years ago. for most of the time since we did not have microblogging. it's not a necessity it's a habit, if it all goes away that's fine
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The ride never ends
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
The ride never ends
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
So cool that Carly Rae Jepsen wrote sideways about my relationship!
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So cool that Carly Rae Jepsen wrote sideways about my relationship!
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did somebody say slop
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
did somebody say slop
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Guys it’s literally friday
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Guys it’s literally friday
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emotion is the perfect pop album
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
emotion is the perfect pop album
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I’m laughing out loud bc some kind of AWS outage means I can’t log onto canvas to do my job. The modern world sucks asshole
October 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m laughing out loud bc some kind of AWS outage means I can’t log onto canvas to do my job. The modern world sucks asshole
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Day 59 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
October 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Day 59 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
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me steeling myself to go to the job i prayed to god for
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
me steeling myself to go to the job i prayed to god for
“Charlie Brown had hoes”
Kamala Harris was dealt an enormously difficult hand in the 2024 election. For the most part she played it well—and almost won. Why does her memoir feel like another defeat?
Who Can Lead the Democrats?
Kamala Harris almost won in 2024. So why does her new book feel like another defeat?
www.newyorker.com
October 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Charlie Brown had hoes”
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the fun thing about cycling is that if you Follow The Law™ when you are forced to ride with cars, it will probably get you killed by some inattentive driver, but if you ride in a way that is safe for you, you get branded as reckless by news org hit pieces and threatened by aggressive drivers instead
September 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
the fun thing about cycling is that if you Follow The Law™ when you are forced to ride with cars, it will probably get you killed by some inattentive driver, but if you ride in a way that is safe for you, you get branded as reckless by news org hit pieces and threatened by aggressive drivers instead
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south-central Texas, where I grew up, has some truly incredible arts, history and culture, all of which could have inspired a great logo, so it's genuinely embarrassing that they went with this "ride share app" ass logo instead
September 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
south-central Texas, where I grew up, has some truly incredible arts, history and culture, all of which could have inspired a great logo, so it's genuinely embarrassing that they went with this "ride share app" ass logo instead
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big deal i've been fighting my dad (in my mind) for 40 years
I've been fighting my dad for like a week
now I have to fight 2 of these mfs??
August 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
big deal i've been fighting my dad (in my mind) for 40 years
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rumor has it that no one has ever successfully told Matt Yglesias a knock knock joke because he kept leaving to go check the door.
August 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
rumor has it that no one has ever successfully told Matt Yglesias a knock knock joke because he kept leaving to go check the door.
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I'm going to finish this manuscript by the end of the week, I told myself
August 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm going to finish this manuscript by the end of the week, I told myself