Turk_Sanderson
@turksanderson.bsky.social
Local Zamboni operator of note. No, not that one
I know what high people look like, I’ve been on Phish Tour
HiFi : Brad Marchand can fit inside my stereo cabinet
UMass Lowell Hockey
I know what high people look like, I’ve been on Phish Tour
HiFi : Brad Marchand can fit inside my stereo cabinet
UMass Lowell Hockey
Pinned
You will never be this cool
But you can recreate the outfit
In the aggregate
But you can recreate the outfit
In the aggregate
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You will never be this cool
But you can recreate the outfit
In the aggregate
But you can recreate the outfit
In the aggregate
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Everyone in the party knew he meant it. What else does "mass deportation" mean?
I can never forget this image from the 2024 Republican National Convention.
Not sure I can forgive them, either.
Not sure I can forgive them, either.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Everyone in the party knew he meant it. What else does "mass deportation" mean?
Roy Cohn’s sexual proclivities
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Roy Cohn’s sexual proclivities
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Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
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I find it highly ironic that the party that bemoaned the deep state and alleged the cover-up of pedophiles is now embroiled in defending the party that has the largest pedophile cover-up in American history.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I find it highly ironic that the party that bemoaned the deep state and alleged the cover-up of pedophiles is now embroiled in defending the party that has the largest pedophile cover-up in American history.
A Kennedy spamming me to ask for money might be my Joker moment
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
New Somerville Guy icon just dropped
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
New Somerville Guy icon just dropped
What about the unauthorized operators?
Major League Baseball said its authorized gaming operators will cap bets on individual pitches at $200 and exclude them from parlays, a day after two Cleveland Guardians players were indicted and accused of rigging pitches at the behest of gamblers. https://to.pbs.org/47KNrSx
MLB, sports betting operators cap bets on individual pitches in response to pitch-rigging scandal
MLB said in a statement that pitch-level bets on outcomes of pitch velocity and of balls and strikes "present heightened integrity risks because they focus on one-off events that can be determined by ...
www.pbs.org
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What about the unauthorized operators?
Elon Musk could never replicate this level of joy and whimsy
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Elon Musk could never replicate this level of joy and whimsy
HE OWNS LIONEL!
The great Neil Young turns 80 tomorrow.
To celebrate, we asked 80 artists including Jeff Tweedy, Dave Matthews, Brittany Howard, Michael Stipe, Open Mike Eagle, Jewel, Tom Morello, Kurt Vile, Allison Russell, Matt Berninger, Perfume Genius, A-Trak, and many more about their favorite Neil song:
To celebrate, we asked 80 artists including Jeff Tweedy, Dave Matthews, Brittany Howard, Michael Stipe, Open Mike Eagle, Jewel, Tom Morello, Kurt Vile, Allison Russell, Matt Berninger, Perfume Genius, A-Trak, and many more about their favorite Neil song:
80 Artists Pick Their Favorite Neil Young Song
Happy 80th birthday, Neil Young!
stereogum.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
HE OWNS LIONEL!
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
He is going to primary Markey because he is a gigantic douchebag who knows he won’t survive a primary for his own seat in the House after he scapegoated Trans people for the 24 election loss
This is political theatre he would vote for it but has cover now
This man has no spine and is a coward
This is political theatre he would vote for it but has cover now
This man has no spine and is a coward
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
He is going to primary Markey because he is a gigantic douchebag who knows he won’t survive a primary for his own seat in the House after he scapegoated Trans people for the 24 election loss
This is political theatre he would vote for it but has cover now
This man has no spine and is a coward
This is political theatre he would vote for it but has cover now
This man has no spine and is a coward
The Eunuch of the Senate
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The Eunuch of the Senate
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Until the sun burns out
And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Looks like my prom night
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Looks like my prom night
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“THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER” (1955) dir. Charles Laughton
DoP. #StanleyCortez, A.S.C. (4 November 1908 – 23 December 1997)
Robert Mitchum, Shelley Winters, Lillian Gish
🎬 United Artists
DoP. #StanleyCortez, A.S.C. (4 November 1908 – 23 December 1997)
Robert Mitchum, Shelley Winters, Lillian Gish
🎬 United Artists
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER” (1955) dir. Charles Laughton
DoP. #StanleyCortez, A.S.C. (4 November 1908 – 23 December 1997)
Robert Mitchum, Shelley Winters, Lillian Gish
🎬 United Artists
DoP. #StanleyCortez, A.S.C. (4 November 1908 – 23 December 1997)
Robert Mitchum, Shelley Winters, Lillian Gish
🎬 United Artists
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
The suspect is wearing crocs
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The suspect is wearing crocs
Man’s hubris
What did the Hindenburg, the Titanic and the Challenger all have in common? A Princeton course focuses on the causes of catastrophe
What History’s Great Disasters Have in Common
At Princeton, a course on “Understanding Disasters” suggests that catastrophe is less about incompetence than the blind spots that success leaves behind.
bloom.bg
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Man’s hubris
When we talk about New England Fall destinations
How come we never talk about Billerica?
How come we never talk about Billerica?
October 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
When we talk about New England Fall destinations
How come we never talk about Billerica?
How come we never talk about Billerica?
Philadelphia Soul Now
Philadelphia Soul Tomorrow
Philadelphia Soul Forever
Philadelphia Soul Tomorrow
Philadelphia Soul Forever
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Philadelphia Soul Now
Philadelphia Soul Tomorrow
Philadelphia Soul Forever
Philadelphia Soul Tomorrow
Philadelphia Soul Forever
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We need more Sade
Paradise by Sade on Apple Music
Song · 1988 · Duration 3:37
music.apple.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We need more Sade