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The reason I can't have nice things. Glutton for Astros punishment. Minority owner of Detroit City FC. Cheap Trick Enthusiast. Consumate Deadhead. #PNEFC #MUBB #GoLeafsGo
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If you’re into Christmas movies, add this into your rotation. It’s on Netflix and it’s absolutely gorgeous.
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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🤯 The last time Eminem did an NFL halftime show, Max Verstappen won the drivers' championship by overturning the biggest points deficit in F1 history (2022).
Eminem performed during the NFL halftime show today. That means ...
Eminem performed during the NFL halftime show today. That means ...
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
🤯 The last time Eminem did an NFL halftime show, Max Verstappen won the drivers' championship by overturning the biggest points deficit in F1 history (2022).
Eminem performed during the NFL halftime show today. That means ...
Eminem performed during the NFL halftime show today. That means ...
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
Went for a hike this morning to clear out some room for feasting this afternoon.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Went for a hike this morning to clear out some room for feasting this afternoon.
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Only when I don't use my PAP.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Only when I don't use my PAP.
Ragnow back? Let's go.
a man is holding a pitcher of blue liquid in front of a microphone
ALT: a man is holding a pitcher of blue liquid in front of a microphone
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November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ragnow back? Let's go.
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Season's Givings is back! Book any 2026 Rick Steves tour before the end of the year, and we'll donate $100 to an important cause on your behalf. Learn more: www.ricksteves.com/tours/season...
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Season's Givings is back! Book any 2026 Rick Steves tour before the end of the year, and we'll donate $100 to an important cause on your behalf. Learn more: www.ricksteves.com/tours/season...
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Back on my Dead Hot Workshop bullshit. [Ed: He was never off his Dead Hot Workshop bullshit.]
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Back on my Dead Hot Workshop bullshit. [Ed: He was never off his Dead Hot Workshop bullshit.]
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
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Can you fly, Bobby?
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Can you fly, Bobby?
They call it a Royale with cheese, Charlie Brown.
You keep talking like a bitch, I’m gonna slap you like a bitch, Charlie Brown.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
They call it a Royale with cheese, Charlie Brown.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, Charlie Brown?
I SAVED LATIN!! What’d you ever do, Charlie Brown?
Shaka, when the walls fell, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, Charlie Brown?
Shaka, when the walls fell, Charlie Brown.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it, Charlie Brown.
Everything counts in large amounts, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Shaka, when the walls fell, Charlie Brown.
A movie set where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A movie set where you're from
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J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
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That's life in the big city.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
That's life in the big city.
Solid haul for our assigned Scouting for Food neighborhoods. Thank you, people of Fenton.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Solid haul for our assigned Scouting for Food neighborhoods. Thank you, people of Fenton.
Tamales acquired.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Tamales acquired.