Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands
@trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social
Ignore the shifty eyes, just watch the nifty, tiny hands wave around.
Forgive me if I'm not on here as much as Musk is on NaziTwitter, I can only stomach the world burning down in small doses.
Forgive me if I'm not on here as much as Musk is on NaziTwitter, I can only stomach the world burning down in small doses.
If @aftynbehn.bsky.social can pull this under ten points the gerrymandering push by the GOP is coming to a screeching halt.
Behn: My biggest pet peeve in politics is when people who don’t live in the South say, “You get what you voted for.” I didn’t vote for the highest maternal mortality rate in the country. I didn’t vote for the highest inflationary cost of groceries in the country.
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If @aftynbehn.bsky.social can pull this under ten points the gerrymandering push by the GOP is coming to a screeching halt.
Brendan Carr is dumber than a box of rusty hammers.
Playing the fascist playbook to a tee, except (1) they’re moving much faster, and (2) they’re stupider.
FCC Chair Brendan Carr just shared a Truth Social post from Trump calling for Seth Meyers to be fired
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Brendan Carr is dumber than a box of rusty hammers.
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legal documents cite a WIRED investigation from earlier this year, which revealed that scam compounds in Myanmar have been using Starlink
www.wired.com/story/doj-is...
www.wired.com/story/doj-is...
DOJ Issued Seizure Warrant to Starlink Over Satellite Internet Systems Used at Scam Compound
A new US law enforcement initiative is aimed at crypto fraudsters targeting Americans—and now seeks to seize infrastructure it claims is crucial to notorious scam compounds.
www.wired.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
legal documents cite a WIRED investigation from earlier this year, which revealed that scam compounds in Myanmar have been using Starlink
www.wired.com/story/doj-is...
www.wired.com/story/doj-is...
You say Michael Wolf is a depraved unethical piece of shit? NYT says hold my beer.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You say Michael Wolf is a depraved unethical piece of shit? NYT says hold my beer.
Whiskey Pete hanging his new sign "Department of War Crimes"
Crimes will be added later once Dems start investigating. Flag buckle will look nice with the orange jumpsuit though.
Crimes will be added later once Dems start investigating. Flag buckle will look nice with the orange jumpsuit though.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Whiskey Pete hanging his new sign "Department of War Crimes"
Crimes will be added later once Dems start investigating. Flag buckle will look nice with the orange jumpsuit though.
Crimes will be added later once Dems start investigating. Flag buckle will look nice with the orange jumpsuit though.
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BREAKING: Pete Skandalakis, executive director of the Prosecuting Attorneys’ Council of Georgia, has appointed himself to prosecute the case against Trump and others in Fulton County.
The move follows a court ruling that disqualified Fani Willis from pursuing the case.
The move follows a court ruling that disqualified Fani Willis from pursuing the case.
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
BREAKING: Pete Skandalakis, executive director of the Prosecuting Attorneys’ Council of Georgia, has appointed himself to prosecute the case against Trump and others in Fulton County.
The move follows a court ruling that disqualified Fani Willis from pursuing the case.
The move follows a court ruling that disqualified Fani Willis from pursuing the case.
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From Steve Bannon's lips to God's @thegodpodcast.com ears.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
From Steve Bannon's lips to God's @thegodpodcast.com ears.
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Trump spent his first Thanksgiving after getting elected President with Jeffrey Epstein. 2017.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Trump spent his first Thanksgiving after getting elected President with Jeffrey Epstein. 2017.
Hmm... where is this line of reasoning going? As a resident of Nebraska, where the legal age of marriage is 19, what is MAGA's average age of consent? Can it drop lower than Trump's approval rating?
My guess is the two might be more linked than they might want.
Fucking cult of batshit idiots
My guess is the two might be more linked than they might want.
Fucking cult of batshit idiots
"There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a five-year-old." – Megyn Kelly
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November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hmm... where is this line of reasoning going? As a resident of Nebraska, where the legal age of marriage is 19, what is MAGA's average age of consent? Can it drop lower than Trump's approval rating?
My guess is the two might be more linked than they might want.
Fucking cult of batshit idiots
My guess is the two might be more linked than they might want.
Fucking cult of batshit idiots
What Granpy Donny is really mad about is why does he have to be concerned about hanging out with underaged girls YEARS ago, when he can obviously get away with KILLING innocent fisherman willy-nilly right now!!!
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
What Granpy Donny is really mad about is why does he have to be concerned about hanging out with underaged girls YEARS ago, when he can obviously get away with KILLING innocent fisherman willy-nilly right now!!!
I don't have a beard but if Whiskey Pete hates it, I'm Nordic Pagan too!
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I don't have a beard but if Whiskey Pete hates it, I'm Nordic Pagan too!
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🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
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18,000 released emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo account confirm that prosecutors opened a money-laundering investigation running parallel to the #Epstein rape trafficking.
It was shut down by US officials to prevent exposure of major institutions and individuals. #OpDeathEaters #3E 🧵
It was shut down by US officials to prevent exposure of major institutions and individuals. #OpDeathEaters #3E 🧵
The Epstein Money Laundering Coverup
Eighteen thousand emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s Yahoo account reveal a 2007 federal money-laundering investigation.
spookyconnections.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
18,000 released emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo account confirm that prosecutors opened a money-laundering investigation running parallel to the #Epstein rape trafficking.
It was shut down by US officials to prevent exposure of major institutions and individuals. #OpDeathEaters #3E 🧵
It was shut down by US officials to prevent exposure of major institutions and individuals. #OpDeathEaters #3E 🧵
All the Dems have shown is that if the GOP takes the most vulnerable of Americans hostage they will not stand up for them but let their rights be corroded and crushed under the unethical, immoral, and authoritarian impulses. This is worse than their cave at the beginning of Grandpa Donny's rule.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
All the Dems have shown is that if the GOP takes the most vulnerable of Americans hostage they will not stand up for them but let their rights be corroded and crushed under the unethical, immoral, and authoritarian impulses. This is worse than their cave at the beginning of Grandpa Donny's rule.
Dem establishment is so afraid of the GOP eliminating the filibuster they surrendered early. This is a lack of leadership by the party that hasn't had a credible leader for decades.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dem establishment is so afraid of the GOP eliminating the filibuster they surrendered early. This is a lack of leadership by the party that hasn't had a credible leader for decades.
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This is a bad deal, and the old way of doing things is clearly not working.
We need new leaders in the Senate.
We need new leaders in the Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is a bad deal, and the old way of doing things is clearly not working.
We need new leaders in the Senate.
We need new leaders in the Senate.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Guarantee you that Chuck Schumer is going to pretend to get something out of this and he should absolutely get primaried out of the Senate. @schumer.senate.gov
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Guarantee you that Chuck Schumer is going to pretend to get something out of this and he should absolutely get primaried out of the Senate. @schumer.senate.gov
So the modern conservative movement (see Nick Fuentes) has a problem with sex and women, and they are going after James Talarico for following OnlyFans and adult film stars on social media? So the through line is modern conservatives can only get behind pedos and rapists? What am I missing?
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
So the modern conservative movement (see Nick Fuentes) has a problem with sex and women, and they are going after James Talarico for following OnlyFans and adult film stars on social media? So the through line is modern conservatives can only get behind pedos and rapists? What am I missing?
You can lie about extra-judicial killings thousands of miles away off the coast of South America, but it's a little harder to lie about what the average person sees everyday in their grocery store, Grandpa Ballroom
Trump touts Walmart lowering the cost of Thanksgiving meals (because they are lower quality and contain less food) and then lies shamelessly about prices that "everything is down"
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
You can lie about extra-judicial killings thousands of miles away off the coast of South America, but it's a little harder to lie about what the average person sees everyday in their grocery store, Grandpa Ballroom
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Never forget … John Fetterman voted to confirm Pam Bondi.
Somebody please primary his ass.
Somebody please primary his ass.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Never forget … John Fetterman voted to confirm Pam Bondi.
Somebody please primary his ass.
Somebody please primary his ass.
The Clinton catastrophic stench that has clung to establishment Dems for the last 20 years needs to be cleansed and unfortunately this means Schumer et al of the gerontocracy really needs to be shown the door.
Asked if she would vote for Mamdani, Hillary Clinton replies: "I don't vote in this city; I am not involved in it." (She was a senator from New York.)
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The Clinton catastrophic stench that has clung to establishment Dems for the last 20 years needs to be cleansed and unfortunately this means Schumer et al of the gerontocracy really needs to be shown the door.
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Some thoughts on Dick Cheney and his legacy.
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Some thoughts on Dick Cheney and his legacy.