Trump's Tiny Jazz Hands
@trumptinyjazzhands.bsky.social
Ignore the shifty eyes, just watch the nifty, tiny hands wave around.
Forgive me if I'm not on here as much as Musk is on NaziTwitter, I can only stomach the world burning down in small doses.
Forgive me if I'm not on here as much as Musk is on NaziTwitter, I can only stomach the world burning down in small doses.
gov newsom all over it
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
gov newsom all over it
Gov Landry, the de facto school president of LSU, doing his best grandpa Donny impersonation, is trying to erect a statue of Charlie Kirk and take over the head coaching search for the school.
Perhaps he should be a bit more concerned about the violent crime in his state? Which is twice that of IL
Perhaps he should be a bit more concerned about the violent crime in his state? Which is twice that of IL
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Gov Landry, the de facto school president of LSU, doing his best grandpa Donny impersonation, is trying to erect a statue of Charlie Kirk and take over the head coaching search for the school.
Perhaps he should be a bit more concerned about the violent crime in his state? Which is twice that of IL
Perhaps he should be a bit more concerned about the violent crime in his state? Which is twice that of IL
JFC, one question Grandpa Donny, who was president up to and through Jan 6th that year?
YOU! Sherlock Fucktwit
YOU! Sherlock Fucktwit
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
JFC, one question Grandpa Donny, who was president up to and through Jan 6th that year?
YOU! Sherlock Fucktwit
YOU! Sherlock Fucktwit
Remember to take care of your mental health!
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Remember to take care of your mental health!
History is full of "warriors" sporting beards, just ask Britain circa 800AD how that went with the Vikings. In only one facet do I agree that beards are for shit birds, well maybe two:
October 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
History is full of "warriors" sporting beards, just ask Britain circa 800AD how that went with the Vikings. In only one facet do I agree that beards are for shit birds, well maybe two:
Where are the top 8, prez. fucktard?
September 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Where are the top 8, prez. fucktard?
RFK mindworm has never met a conspiracy theory he doesn't like, his autism scare policy is an "ALL ABOVE" approach, who needs research when you don't trust science?
Peter Hotez (who has a medical degree):
Peter Hotez (who has a medical degree):
September 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
RFK mindworm has never met a conspiracy theory he doesn't like, his autism scare policy is an "ALL ABOVE" approach, who needs research when you don't trust science?
Peter Hotez (who has a medical degree):
Peter Hotez (who has a medical degree):
Not sure who made this but...😘🤌
September 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Not sure who made this but...😘🤌
ha! ask Duterte how he feels about illegal killings right about now
September 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
ha! ask Duterte how he feels about illegal killings right about now
Imagine my shock that Laura Loomer probably incited Chucky K's political assassination....
September 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Imagine my shock that Laura Loomer probably incited Chucky K's political assassination....
Just a reminder Donny fucknuts posted this a couple of days ago:
September 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Just a reminder Donny fucknuts posted this a couple of days ago:
Many KKK members were raised in the clan, we all remember this picture right? So you might think starving Palestinian children and bombing them is great, but what you're really doing is creating a world of KKK members (Seinfeld theory) who only hate one race-so well done Israel and Netanyahu.
September 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Many KKK members were raised in the clan, we all remember this picture right? So you might think starving Palestinian children and bombing them is great, but what you're really doing is creating a world of KKK members (Seinfeld theory) who only hate one race-so well done Israel and Netanyahu.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social The man who's political career will age like skim milk after the Trump disaster. Go back to your elegy Jean Dubois, no one wants a sycophant wannabe with the charisma of a piece of chewed gum.
September 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social The man who's political career will age like skim milk after the Trump disaster. Go back to your elegy Jean Dubois, no one wants a sycophant wannabe with the charisma of a piece of chewed gum.
Since we can't trust Dozy Don's job numbers (what happened to Manufacturing jobs?), from ADP:
September 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Since we can't trust Dozy Don's job numbers (what happened to Manufacturing jobs?), from ADP:
My suggestion to Bill Pulte is to pucker up. When Dems take back the house next year you're going to be spending a lot of time getting grilled over your petty bullshit in front of congress. Granpa Donny isn't going to spend any time covering your ass.
August 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My suggestion to Bill Pulte is to pucker up. When Dems take back the house next year you're going to be spending a lot of time getting grilled over your petty bullshit in front of congress. Granpa Donny isn't going to spend any time covering your ass.
How we feeling about Trump turning the rose garden into the shit garden or Welcome to the Olive Garden patio?
August 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
How we feeling about Trump turning the rose garden into the shit garden or Welcome to the Olive Garden patio?
Grandpa Donnie, he's simply playing with his chew toy at this point. Seeing if he can get the right squeaks before it breaks.
August 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Grandpa Donnie, he's simply playing with his chew toy at this point. Seeing if he can get the right squeaks before it breaks.
I hear Little Raisins is getting the medal of freedom, it's about time incels get credit for their sacrifice: Allowing Musk to repopulate the US on his own.
August 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I hear Little Raisins is getting the medal of freedom, it's about time incels get credit for their sacrifice: Allowing Musk to repopulate the US on his own.
ProPublica has a new article up about Trump's stamp on the VA, spoiler: it's not going well.
www.propublica.org/article/vete...
www.propublica.org/article/vete...
August 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
ProPublica has a new article up about Trump's stamp on the VA, spoiler: it's not going well.
www.propublica.org/article/vete...
www.propublica.org/article/vete...
@schumer.senate.gov Schumer, perhaps having a favorability south of Trump is a "break glass in case of emergency" situation? In other words, get the hell out of the way before you get run over type of situation.
July 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
@schumer.senate.gov Schumer, perhaps having a favorability south of Trump is a "break glass in case of emergency" situation? In other words, get the hell out of the way before you get run over type of situation.
Ladies and gentlemen, what vehicle will hipsters drive ironically like the pinto in 2045?
July 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, what vehicle will hipsters drive ironically like the pinto in 2045?
Okay, the Epstein thing isn't going away we need something else...guys? Tulsi?
July 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Okay, the Epstein thing isn't going away we need something else...guys? Tulsi?
Gen Z's not a big fan of pedophiles apparently.
July 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Gen Z's not a big fan of pedophiles apparently.
Man, lot of MAGA are burning their hats, completely fed up... I really feel for those guys, might I suggest a new hat?
July 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Man, lot of MAGA are burning their hats, completely fed up... I really feel for those guys, might I suggest a new hat?
I think the only conclusion that a right-minded individual can have is that the Steele Dossier was not only real but that the true scandal of the pee tape is that it was sex trafficked underage Epstein victims and not Russian agents that were probably in that video.
July 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I think the only conclusion that a right-minded individual can have is that the Steele Dossier was not only real but that the true scandal of the pee tape is that it was sex trafficked underage Epstein victims and not Russian agents that were probably in that video.