The Troys Are Back In Town
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the kind of expendable and invulnerable that makes the perfect henchmen
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I think that "feeling cozy" should be its own hobby. Like you curate an ever growing collection of robes and nightgowns, rotated by season. An assortment of warm beverages and herbal teas. No less than three pairs of slippers. Pillows across the spectrum of textures, with preferred pairings.
Sleep isn't real, I don't believe in it
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Sleep isn't real, I don't believe in it
Every interview with her should lead with "which of 'your faves' were implicated in the Epstein case, and what have you done about it?"
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Every interview with her should lead with "which of 'your faves' were implicated in the Epstein case, and what have you done about it?"
found a random note I don't remember writing that says "Dev Patel and Pom Klementief karate movie now"
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
found a random note I don't remember writing that says "Dev Patel and Pom Klementief karate movie now"
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Skill issue
“The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” is a moving memorial to those who died but it continues to be a wildly unsuccessful strip club song.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Skill issue
Caitlin Clark is one short haircut or two visible tattoos away from learning this the hard way.
A cautionary tale in being a woman who appeals to a conservative audience: While MAGA has co-opted Sydney Sweeney as their new star, her latest film debuted in the top ten worst box office openings and the same MAGA crowd brutally attacked her appearance in 2024 while she was training for the role
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Caitlin Clark is one short haircut or two visible tattoos away from learning this the hard way.
Can't think of a time a football crowd was this unified booing since the Dolphins punted from their opponents 40 yard line during sudden death overtime at a home game packed with the drunkest 60,000 people Florida could offer.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Can't think of a time a football crowd was this unified booing since the Dolphins punted from their opponents 40 yard line during sudden death overtime at a home game packed with the drunkest 60,000 people Florida could offer.
It's probably not good that the two big growth industries are making gambling so addictive that people want to kill themselves instead of quitting and a chat bot that says you're actually thoughtful and brave for doing that and they both live in your phone.
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's probably not good that the two big growth industries are making gambling so addictive that people want to kill themselves instead of quitting and a chat bot that says you're actually thoughtful and brave for doing that and they both live in your phone.
Screaming along with the best of mid 2000s metalcore in good headphones is a nice way to spend a weekend imo
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Screaming along with the best of mid 2000s metalcore in good headphones is a nice way to spend a weekend imo
finally watching Play Dirty and once again delighted by
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
finally watching Play Dirty and once again delighted by
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New type of guy my brain invented in a dream: Dude who thinks Bush and Cheney planned to do 9-11 but Bin Laden just had the same idea a little sooner, like that year Dante's Peak and Volcano both came out.
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
New type of guy my brain invented in a dream: Dude who thinks Bush and Cheney planned to do 9-11 but Bin Laden just had the same idea a little sooner, like that year Dante's Peak and Volcano both came out.
apologies for not getting it done on the first try but I am willing to run Jeremy Renner over with a snowplow a second time
Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1oqkysh/hollywood_star_jeremy_renner_54_accused_of_vile/
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1oqkysh/hollywood_star_jeremy_renner_54_accused_of_vile/
Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34
r/popculturechat
www.reddit.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
apologies for not getting it done on the first try but I am willing to run Jeremy Renner over with a snowplow a second time
just sharing my favorite video of a train crash with the online pals
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
just sharing my favorite video of a train crash with the online pals
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ICE is a team sport for guys who would otherwise be school shooters
“They didn’t just walk in chasing one person, they went into multiple rooms asking and looking for teachers while children were present,” Ramirez said. “This is an agency that has gone rogue and it an agency that believes that as long as they can cover their face, they can get away with anything.”
Families "horrified" after daycare teacher pulled out of school by federal agents.
The incident happened in front of parents and children at Rayito de Sol in North Center, a parent said. They believe the employee, who cares for infants, is legally allowed to work in the United State...
www.chalkbeat.org
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
ICE is a team sport for guys who would otherwise be school shooters
I am having a bad day and intend to drink 1.5oz of Malort about it.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I am having a bad day and intend to drink 1.5oz of Malort about it.
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The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.
Normal question for people whose brains are regular
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Normal question for people whose brains are regular
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women, are they bitches?
the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
women, are they bitches?
I have never encountered a scenario outside of social media where misgendering someone wasn't easily resolved with "oh, sorry, my bad" and just not doing it again.
hot take: I think we should go back to assuming peoples pronouns. if we get it wrong, we should be corrected, say "thank you for correcting me", and not get it wrong again.
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have never encountered a scenario outside of social media where misgendering someone wasn't easily resolved with "oh, sorry, my bad" and just not doing it again.
People are so bad and stupid at gambling now. Betting lines are not predictive of the outcome, they are predictive of what will get the most amount of money in the pot that the book will take roughly 10% of.
the mainstream taking betting and gambling companies as seriously as journalism is one of the greatest evils of modern society
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
People are so bad and stupid at gambling now. Betting lines are not predictive of the outcome, they are predictive of what will get the most amount of money in the pot that the book will take roughly 10% of.
People at work are regularly sending things out to review or update that are completely filled out with plausible sounding chatgpt info they know isn't real. They're just boiling a lake, wasting time, and being more confusing than using lorem ipsum.
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
People at work are regularly sending things out to review or update that are completely filled out with plausible sounding chatgpt info they know isn't real. They're just boiling a lake, wasting time, and being more confusing than using lorem ipsum.
The tough thing with celebrating Dick Cheney's death is he won. He never cared about popularity and got everything he ever wanted. All we have is proof that he's not immortal.
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The tough thing with celebrating Dick Cheney's death is he won. He never cared about popularity and got everything he ever wanted. All we have is proof that he's not immortal.
I know this is incredibly obvious but as someone feeling the pressure directly right now, the point of the health insurance crisis is to force labor to accept lower wages in exchange for access to not dying an 18th century death.
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I know this is incredibly obvious but as someone feeling the pressure directly right now, the point of the health insurance crisis is to force labor to accept lower wages in exchange for access to not dying an 18th century death.
LinkedIn, I assure you I do not.
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
LinkedIn, I assure you I do not.