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I think that "feeling cozy" should be its own hobby. Like you curate an ever growing collection of robes and nightgowns, rotated by season. An assortment of warm beverages and herbal teas. No less than three pairs of slippers. Pillows across the spectrum of textures, with preferred pairings.
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Hitler banned boobs on dogs
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Hitler banned boobs on dogs
The thing doctors don't tell you about falling down the stairs is it hurts the next day too.
January 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
The thing doctors don't tell you about falling down the stairs is it hurts the next day too.
This week my family started giving out challenges like "can you find and log in to the right app to watch [thing] before Uncle Troy can steal it and get it on that TV?" The children are delighted, impressed, and more openly considering lives of crime than ever before.
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
This week my family started giving out challenges like "can you find and log in to the right app to watch [thing] before Uncle Troy can steal it and get it on that TV?" The children are delighted, impressed, and more openly considering lives of crime than ever before.
"How many bar drinkers have a random roman candle in their pocket" uhhhh, fifth amendment
Sure, but people should be able to understand the difference between a candle lantern and a roman candle. Also how many bar drinkers have a random roman candle in their pocket? Those fireworks were provided by the commercial bar, not the patrons. Who, by law, were sober.
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 PM
"How many bar drinkers have a random roman candle in their pocket" uhhhh, fifth amendment
not a comment on Stranger Things in particular but this idea of feeling nostalgic not for an imagined past, but a nostalgic longing *for a time you could feel nostalgia for an imagined past* is a surprisingly apt summary of Gen X and millennial fascist aesthetics and messaging
Review: The “Stranger Things” series finale leveraged our nostalgia, not just for the ’80s, but for every one of the nine years we’ve been watching.
Review | Love triumphs over lore in the teary ‘Stranger Things’ finale
The hit Netflix show ended its nine-year run with a long, emotional, very ’80s epilogue.
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January 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
not a comment on Stranger Things in particular but this idea of feeling nostalgic not for an imagined past, but a nostalgic longing *for a time you could feel nostalgia for an imagined past* is a surprisingly apt summary of Gen X and millennial fascist aesthetics and messaging
losing the battle with with the intrusive thought "playing Mark Kerr in a D&D campaign"
January 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
losing the battle with with the intrusive thought "playing Mark Kerr in a D&D campaign"
just explained to my mom the time that I bought and built www.danawhitepowerslap.com in under an hour out of anger and spite. She said "ok but for what, five people to see?" and oh no, that first week it traveled.
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
just explained to my mom the time that I bought and built www.danawhitepowerslap.com in under an hour out of anger and spite. She said "ok but for what, five people to see?" and oh no, that first week it traveled.
My niece, immediately and excitedly after seeing the NYE ball on tv for the first time: What are they gonna crash it on?! Is it a car?!
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
My niece, immediately and excitedly after seeing the NYE ball on tv for the first time: What are they gonna crash it on?! Is it a car?!
guess what I just did to four people I've never met before
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
guess what I just did to four people I've never met before
Hey just a heads up if you and I are friendly at all online and you find yourself in a scenario without an affordable sober way home tonight then DM me and I will venmo you. I want you alive tomorrow, we all have so much to do.
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Hey just a heads up if you and I are friendly at all online and you find yourself in a scenario without an affordable sober way home tonight then DM me and I will venmo you. I want you alive tomorrow, we all have so much to do.
I'd have kicked him in his green nuts I'll tell you what.
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I'd have kicked him in his green nuts I'll tell you what.
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Prosecutor: At 11:28am, the defendant googled as follows -- "Bank Hours," "Bank Hours Tuesday," "Does Bank take money every day," "Can you wear a coat in the bank?" "Bank coat rack location," "Best bank Reddit 2025," "Can you wear Hat in the bank?"
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Prosecutor: At 11:28am, the defendant googled as follows -- "Bank Hours," "Bank Hours Tuesday," "Does Bank take money every day," "Can you wear a coat in the bank?" "Bank coat rack location," "Best bank Reddit 2025," "Can you wear Hat in the bank?"
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
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Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
According to the CEO of The Atlantic "everyone knows we’re entering an era in which AI search displaces regular search" while ChatGPT gets way less than one percent of search volume that Google does, about 7% as many queries as Bing, and is even a fraction of the market share of Yahoo or DuckDuckGo.
December 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
According to the CEO of The Atlantic "everyone knows we’re entering an era in which AI search displaces regular search" while ChatGPT gets way less than one percent of search volume that Google does, about 7% as many queries as Bing, and is even a fraction of the market share of Yahoo or DuckDuckGo.
Hell yeah brother
December 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hell yeah brother
My mom offered her friend some Bailey's not realizing she was out so I made a big ol' batch of it fresh and now they all think I can just create anything like Bugs Bunny pulling stuff from behind his back
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My mom offered her friend some Bailey's not realizing she was out so I made a big ol' batch of it fresh and now they all think I can just create anything like Bugs Bunny pulling stuff from behind his back
My man is back in His Spot
December 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My man is back in His Spot
whipping up a rowdy mob to finally deal with the Cherry Poppin Daddies.
If band names were literal, what would be the worst concert to attend?
December 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
whipping up a rowdy mob to finally deal with the Cherry Poppin Daddies.
The quotes on this are 100% people who will not recognize that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection."
You read that white: Pantone's 2026 Color of the Year is 'Cloud Dancer'
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection."
n.pr
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The quotes on this are 100% people who will not recognize that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Charlie Brown had hoes
david arquette could host the joy of painting but bob ross couldn't win the wcw heavyweight title in a triple cage match
this is how i found out david arquette is a Certified Bob Ross Instructor, which is apparently a real thing
December 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Charlie Brown had hoes
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December 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
David O Russell directing Christian Bale in the role of Al Davis cannot have bern a legal working environment.
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
David O Russell directing Christian Bale in the role of Al Davis cannot have bern a legal working environment.
an alternate reality I'd like to see is if Elon Musk faced any consequence the first time he got truly out of pocket in public. Like if diver he called a pedo hired any lawyer other than Lin Wood; a stroke survivor turned qanon freak who keeps accumulating pets and naming them after Motley Crue.
December 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
an alternate reality I'd like to see is if Elon Musk faced any consequence the first time he got truly out of pocket in public. Like if diver he called a pedo hired any lawyer other than Lin Wood; a stroke survivor turned qanon freak who keeps accumulating pets and naming them after Motley Crue.
I don't know laws or stuff but morally this is on a spectrum between elder abuse and emotional torture and people doing it should be treated accordingly.
The family that “gifted” their grandma with dementia an AI picture of her with Ozzy are the type of people who would root for the hive in Pluribus. Anti-human behavior
December 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I don't know laws or stuff but morally this is on a spectrum between elder abuse and emotional torture and people doing it should be treated accordingly.
My sister needs me to help move a bunch of furniture but I am coughing and filled to the brim with mucus from a sinus infection. Instead of making excuses I just ate a spoon of 5/5 hot sambal from Singapore and some pure horseradish paste to blast my upper respiratory system clean.
December 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My sister needs me to help move a bunch of furniture but I am coughing and filled to the brim with mucus from a sinus infection. Instead of making excuses I just ate a spoon of 5/5 hot sambal from Singapore and some pure horseradish paste to blast my upper respiratory system clean.