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the kind of expendable and invulnerable that makes the perfect henchmen
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I think that "feeling cozy" should be its own hobby. Like you curate an ever growing collection of robes and nightgowns, rotated by season. An assortment of warm beverages and herbal teas. No less than three pairs of slippers. Pillows across the spectrum of textures, with preferred pairings.
We would be a different and better nation by simply changing the anthem to Welcome to the Black Parade.
10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
We would be a different and better nation by simply changing the anthem to Welcome to the Black Parade.
It's probably against the terms of service of this website to say what should be done to Hegseth over this so I'll just remind everyone that Wikipedia has pictures of the eleven Nazi bodies after "botched" hangings following the Nuremberg trials.
I worked these issues with Todd.
He knows what he’s talking about.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
He knows what he’s talking about.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It's probably against the terms of service of this website to say what should be done to Hegseth over this so I'll just remind everyone that Wikipedia has pictures of the eleven Nazi bodies after "botched" hangings following the Nuremberg trials.
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
"You say things with so much confidence that people believe them and you need to be more careful about when you're doing that." - A person who had to pause because for a few seconds they didn't question me saying "...because all sharks are boys and all dolphins are girls."
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"You say things with so much confidence that people believe them and you need to be more careful about when you're doing that." - A person who had to pause because for a few seconds they didn't question me saying "...because all sharks are boys and all dolphins are girls."
my cousin has a fun game where she puts guys on the spot by out of nowhere asking "hey, man to man here, what's the most vulnerable thing you'll tell another dude" and I won by giving such a sincere answer she reverted to talking like a therapist.
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
my cousin has a fun game where she puts guys on the spot by out of nowhere asking "hey, man to man here, what's the most vulnerable thing you'll tell another dude" and I won by giving such a sincere answer she reverted to talking like a therapist.
it rules that every writer and journalist who is staunchly in favor of paying for independent media has agreed, without compromising any of their principles, that Ryan Lizza is not part of that and it's a moral imperative to steal from him.
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
it rules that every writer and journalist who is staunchly in favor of paying for independent media has agreed, without compromising any of their principles, that Ryan Lizza is not part of that and it's a moral imperative to steal from him.
the most 2007 youtube thing imaginable www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jO...
Beer! by PSYCHOSTICK [OFFICIAL VIDEO] "Beer is good and stuff"
YouTube video by Psychostick
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
the most 2007 youtube thing imaginable www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jO...
my cousin is raising their kids to not owe anyone hugs and I think it's really healthy for them! Sometimes I don't get a hug goodbye but if I ask for a fist bump instead they're very happy to do that instead! Let children have some agency and make little decisions!
Ahh yes, a totally real trend for which we totally have evidence
www.theatlantic.com/family/2025/...
www.theatlantic.com/family/2025/...
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
my cousin is raising their kids to not owe anyone hugs and I think it's really healthy for them! Sometimes I don't get a hug goodbye but if I ask for a fist bump instead they're very happy to do that instead! Let children have some agency and make little decisions!
The bar is serving a "gravyback" which is exactly what you'd think it is
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The bar is serving a "gravyback" which is exactly what you'd think it is
There is a large German Shepard and golden retriever at the bar who were both very polite until they noticed each other then absolutely needed to say hi, then did tricks for each other's person before settling down again.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
There is a large German Shepard and golden retriever at the bar who were both very polite until they noticed each other then absolutely needed to say hi, then did tricks for each other's person before settling down again.
it's like I'm the only person who remembers Stroker and Hoop
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
it's like I'm the only person who remembers Stroker and Hoop
It's so clear the Disney Star Wars era is objectively bad because they put out a movie in 2015 with both guys from The Raid and the next movie in 2016 with Donnie Yen and somehow misused them so badly you do not remember they were in either movie at all.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It's so clear the Disney Star Wars era is objectively bad because they put out a movie in 2015 with both guys from The Raid and the next movie in 2016 with Donnie Yen and somehow misused them so badly you do not remember they were in either movie at all.
yeah man it costs more to make 26 hours of video than 2.5 hours of video. www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
Disney Spent More On ‘Andor’ Than Any Of Its ‘Star Wars’ Movies
Disney has revealed it spent $60.5 million on Star Wars streaming series Andor in 2024, giving the show a total cost of $705.5 million - far higher than the spending on any of the movies in the saga.
www.forbes.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
yeah man it costs more to make 26 hours of video than 2.5 hours of video. www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
I stand by my statement that even giving any of these people real trials before they're Dealt With is a compromise position and anything short of that is disqualifying.
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I stand by my statement that even giving any of these people real trials before they're Dealt With is a compromise position and anything short of that is disqualifying.
not sure who it's going to be but I'm sure someone who follows me is gonna be amped to learn I'm torrenting a 49GB pack of Warhammer audiobooks
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
not sure who it's going to be but I'm sure someone who follows me is gonna be amped to learn I'm torrenting a 49GB pack of Warhammer audiobooks
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Chicago people sure love when there's an animal that isn't normally around here and we're correct to do so
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Chicago people sure love when there's an animal that isn't normally around here and we're correct to do so
FIGHTER WITH REGION SPECIFIC CULTURAL HAT ALERT
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
FIGHTER WITH REGION SPECIFIC CULTURAL HAT ALERT
Just learned that Carrie Underwood a) regularly covers Ace of Spades live b) does it really well and c) has the good taste the extend her mic stand as tall as it goes just for that song www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJiv...
Carrie Underwood - Ace of Spades Nashville
YouTube video by Chef Mojo Risings
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Just learned that Carrie Underwood a) regularly covers Ace of Spades live b) does it really well and c) has the good taste the extend her mic stand as tall as it goes just for that song www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJiv...
*me every heavyweight fight*
♫ gimme the beef boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your tummy roll and drift away
♫ gimme the beef boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your tummy roll and drift away
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
*me every heavyweight fight*
♫ gimme the beef boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your tummy roll and drift away
♫ gimme the beef boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your tummy roll and drift away
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I fully agree. Give me holographic courts. Give me those 3D optical illusion courts. Give me courts that do the thing where the picture changes when you look at it from a different angle
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I fully agree. Give me holographic courts. Give me those 3D optical illusion courts. Give me courts that do the thing where the picture changes when you look at it from a different angle
I love the NBA Cup courts so much. They're gaudy and tasteless and I hope they steer into that even more every year.
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I love the NBA Cup courts so much. They're gaudy and tasteless and I hope they steer into that even more every year.
appreciate him squashing whatever value there was in the bad faith "calling us fascists is inciting violence" arguments
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
appreciate him squashing whatever value there was in the bad faith "calling us fascists is inciting violence" arguments
nothing from my Sweetwater wishlist is part of their black friday sale, this targeted harassment
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
nothing from my Sweetwater wishlist is part of their black friday sale, this targeted harassment