Had to double check that she wasn't the one puppeteering Dianne Feinstein's corpse for years and pretending nothing was wrong, that was her older sister, but they add up to a good sense of the reality protection field they're in.

I'm not a professional filmmaker but when you find out actors know how to kick you put them in a movie where they get to kick. That's just how cinema works.

My theory is that people saw the title The End of History in an airport bookstore and all decided to make the things they thought killed the dinosaurs happen to us.

I'm getting lazy, five years ago I would have registered that domain and made a real page that redirected to a shelter or something

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To be clear, there were no serious injuries. The guy driving the car carrier knew he got high centered on the tracks and already bailed. I like to think he made peace with the situation and had fun watching it happen too.

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I've taken to calling it the midwest memento mori. Remain humble, death is always with us.

Yup, it still tastes like that.