Travis Emslander
@travis.emslander.co
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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Opinion | To stop Republicans from killing them, Democrats must look inward.
June 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Opinion | To stop Republicans from killing them, Democrats must look inward.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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"ji"? Did you want to go to Jira, the #1 bookmarked tab you open 80,000 times a day? Or did you want to travel across the country in the middle of a Thursday to visit 𝗝𝗶𝗳𝗳𝘆 𝗟𝘂𝗯𝗲 𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲? These are my best guesses, based on 30 years of tracking your every movement, action, and thought online.
May 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"ji"? Did you want to go to Jira, the #1 bookmarked tab you open 80,000 times a day? Or did you want to travel across the country in the middle of a Thursday to visit 𝗝𝗶𝗳𝗳𝘆 𝗟𝘂𝗯𝗲 𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲? These are my best guesses, based on 30 years of tracking your every movement, action, and thought online.
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It’s me Cassandra, back again with another banger from five months ago.
Unfortunately I figured this out—it’s whoever promises to feed the whole library to Grok.
In two years he gets to pick a new Librarian of Congress, a ten-year appointment, and I keep wondering who it could possibly be.
May 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s me Cassandra, back again with another banger from five months ago.
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Here is the top comment on this article: “You are advising responsible honest people who have worked hard, saved all their lives… to scale down their retirement dreams because a one person has decided to destroy the US economy. Why not write an article about how to get rid of the real problem?”
How to Protect Your Retirement Savings Now as Markets Plunge
If you’re within five years of retiring, either before or after, you’re at your most vulnerable financially. Here are steps to weather the volatility.
www.nytimes.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Here is the top comment on this article: “You are advising responsible honest people who have worked hard, saved all their lives… to scale down their retirement dreams because a one person has decided to destroy the US economy. Why not write an article about how to get rid of the real problem?”
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Those who would give up necessary liberty for temporary egg deserve neither libery nor egg.
March 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Those who would give up necessary liberty for temporary egg deserve neither libery nor egg.
Look at this government efficiency
March 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Look at this government efficiency
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Finally got the go-ahead to post my rejected theme song for Halt And Catch Fire. IT’S THEIR LOSS
March 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Finally got the go-ahead to post my rejected theme song for Halt And Catch Fire. IT’S THEIR LOSS
I guess I’m now a fan of the governor of Maine. Not yet sure who they are, but I’m a fan.
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
February 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I guess I’m now a fan of the governor of Maine. Not yet sure who they are, but I’m a fan.
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Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money
Crypto in 2025:
Crypto in 2025:
February 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money
Crypto in 2025:
Crypto in 2025:
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People also ask
How big is China than Russia?
How big is the whole China?
How big is China than Russia?
How big is the whole China?
January 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
People also ask
How big is China than Russia?
How big is the whole China?
How big is China than Russia?
How big is the whole China?
This makes no sense
none of you are prepared for what this house is like
2908 Kennedy Ave, Grand Junction, CO 81504 | MLS #185808 | Zillow
This 2040 square feet Single Family home has 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. It is located at 2908 Kennedy Ave, Grand Junction, CO.
www.zillow.com
January 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This makes no sense
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bought this bc 1.it was on sale and 2. it looks revolting which means i have to taste it
December 24, 2024 at 12:36 AM
bought this bc 1.it was on sale and 2. it looks revolting which means i have to taste it
Netflix appears to be seriously struggling due to the Tyson fight. Even other content is taking forever to load and have poor quality. Surprising as I thought they were the gold standard for this, but looks like they aren't architected for live events.
November 16, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Netflix appears to be seriously struggling due to the Tyson fight. Even other content is taking forever to load and have poor quality. Surprising as I thought they were the gold standard for this, but looks like they aren't architected for live events.
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Black people whose job it is not are carrying the election conversation in ways that as journalists we should be ashamed. It was Taraji P. Henson who put project 2025 front and center
Charlamagne tha god: "When somebody questions Kamala Harris’ blackness, you all will have roundtable discussions about that, asking that question, how can we not having roundtable discussion is asking is Donald Trump a fascist."
October 25, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Black people whose job it is not are carrying the election conversation in ways that as journalists we should be ashamed. It was Taraji P. Henson who put project 2025 front and center
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Threads is such a pathetic joke.
These are people who were literally flying a Nazi flag and literally making references to 14/88 and literally shouting "white power"
These are people who were literally flying a Nazi flag and literally making references to 14/88 and literally shouting "white power"
October 15, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Threads is such a pathetic joke.
These are people who were literally flying a Nazi flag and literally making references to 14/88 and literally shouting "white power"
These are people who were literally flying a Nazi flag and literally making references to 14/88 and literally shouting "white power"
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squirrel: hey can i get that acorn in your yard
dog: no can do amigo
squirrel: why
dog: i don’t know but i need you to understand that i have a massive problem with it
dog: no can do amigo
squirrel: why
dog: i don’t know but i need you to understand that i have a massive problem with it
September 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
squirrel: hey can i get that acorn in your yard
dog: no can do amigo
squirrel: why
dog: i don’t know but i need you to understand that i have a massive problem with it
dog: no can do amigo
squirrel: why
dog: i don’t know but i need you to understand that i have a massive problem with it
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WHAT’S YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING LIFE HACK?
In order to save my shirt from stains while eating in my parked car, I take one of the reusable grocery bags in the back seat and put the handle around my neck so that it acts as a bib
In order to save my shirt from stains while eating in my parked car, I take one of the reusable grocery bags in the back seat and put the handle around my neck so that it acts as a bib
June 11, 2024 at 10:02 PM
WHAT’S YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING LIFE HACK?
In order to save my shirt from stains while eating in my parked car, I take one of the reusable grocery bags in the back seat and put the handle around my neck so that it acts as a bib
In order to save my shirt from stains while eating in my parked car, I take one of the reusable grocery bags in the back seat and put the handle around my neck so that it acts as a bib