bobby_hill_real
@trashmuppet.bsky.social
internet curmudgeon/AI despiser/video game enthusiast/silly voices
ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks
sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet)
he/him
visit my booth at space ghost con 97
three hams will thrill me
ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks
sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet)
he/him
visit my booth at space ghost con 97
three hams will thrill me
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HELL'S PARADISE SEASON 2 HAS STARTED OMG
January 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Black Panthers have the right idea
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Black Panthers have the right idea
heard you was talkin shit
January 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
heard you was talkin shit
"he spent 100 million dollars on a campaign to legalize tomatoes. which i assume worked, because i had a tomato yesterday, and i'm not in jail, am i."
-Mr. Show, S2E5, If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There
-Mr. Show, S2E5, If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
"he spent 100 million dollars on a campaign to legalize tomatoes. which i assume worked, because i had a tomato yesterday, and i'm not in jail, am i."
-Mr. Show, S2E5, If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There
-Mr. Show, S2E5, If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There
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I was reading an article about the cancellation of food aid to Minnesota, and it reminded me of a story about my dad. He was a vet, an organizer and very deeply involved in his church. And one day he stood up and asked a question: “what the f*ck’s the point of having a church?”
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I was reading an article about the cancellation of food aid to Minnesota, and it reminded me of a story about my dad. He was a vet, an organizer and very deeply involved in his church. And one day he stood up and asked a question: “what the f*ck’s the point of having a church?”
Google why the fuck are you like this. Show the results that have all of the search terms in them first, you fucking garbage. who on gods grey earth searches for three terms but actually only wants two of them. "No you're right, Google, the truck part wasn't really necessary, just show me whatev"
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Google why the fuck are you like this. Show the results that have all of the search terms in them first, you fucking garbage. who on gods grey earth searches for three terms but actually only wants two of them. "No you're right, Google, the truck part wasn't really necessary, just show me whatev"
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plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself
"do you think they will have the Dilberito in heaven" scott adams wonders aloud to himself
January 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
"do you think they will have the Dilberito in heaven" scott adams wonders aloud to himself
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
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in light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
in light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution
I would like several "important people" to die right now, please
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I would like several "important people" to die right now, please
initially misremembered moribund as meaning "really sad" and I was like "sounds about right" but one google later and, well, I guess it still sounds about right but that does *not* bode well
January 2, 2026 at 7:20 AM
initially misremembered moribund as meaning "really sad" and I was like "sounds about right" but one google later and, well, I guess it still sounds about right but that does *not* bode well
today I am 7^2 years old
hooray for Special Math B'days
hooray for Special Math B'days
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
today I am 7^2 years old
hooray for Special Math B'days
hooray for Special Math B'days
xmas eve jumpscare: someone discovered a fresh roadkill deer and chose to practice butchering on it, but left the hanging remains in the woodshed
I briefly thought I was in a xmas themed horror film, and then thought "is this the Mafia trying to send Santa a message"
I briefly thought I was in a xmas themed horror film, and then thought "is this the Mafia trying to send Santa a message"
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
xmas eve jumpscare: someone discovered a fresh roadkill deer and chose to practice butchering on it, but left the hanging remains in the woodshed
I briefly thought I was in a xmas themed horror film, and then thought "is this the Mafia trying to send Santa a message"
I briefly thought I was in a xmas themed horror film, and then thought "is this the Mafia trying to send Santa a message"
I regret to inform you all that I have gotten Festive
December 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I regret to inform you all that I have gotten Festive
who wouldn't want to vote for President Patrick Bateman
Every picture of Gavin Newsome looks like a Changeling from Deep Space Nine thast slowly grown to develop a more human face but you know its not because it has none of the humanity behind the eyes
I hadn't seen a photo of Gavin Newsom in a while and forgot how much be looks like when the Joker disguises himself as a regular guy so he can go through airport security
December 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
who wouldn't want to vote for President Patrick Bateman
mozilla's new CEO: "is that good"
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
mozilla's new CEO: "is that good"
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As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels.
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels.
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
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This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
August 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
i just had an incredible run in Solitairica, the final boss didnt even get to take his first turn. also i bought every item in the game and had 1200 gold left over (epic difficulty, rogue, expose weakness+haste+resilience+drop guard+sleight of hand)
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
i just had an incredible run in Solitairica, the final boss didnt even get to take his first turn. also i bought every item in the game and had 1200 gold left over (epic difficulty, rogue, expose weakness+haste+resilience+drop guard+sleight of hand)
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Paul Blart, Ball Cop
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Paul Blart, Ball Cop
Note to self: make Photoshop of "One Battle After Another" poster with Skinner and Chalmers photoshopped over the two guys in it and change 'battle' to 'rattle'
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Note to self: make Photoshop of "One Battle After Another" poster with Skinner and Chalmers photoshopped over the two guys in it and change 'battle' to 'rattle'
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