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bobby_hill_real
@trashmuppet.bsky.social
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internet curmudgeon/AI despiser/video game enthusiast/silly voices

ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks
sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet)
he/him
visit my booth at space ghost con 97
three hams will thrill me
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made a small edit to the text fr im done now(also apparently there was a lil border line around skinner???? whoops)
same as above, but "leonardo dicaprio" and "sean penn" have been replaced with "seymour skinner" and "gary chalmers"
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
look i did my best and im not gonan do any more on this rn but i hope u enjoy it
in the background the scowling face of Superintendent Chalmers looms large, while in the foreground Principal Skinner apepars to be running across a road (in fact he is doing isometric exercises). an orange gradient has been applied to both characters to match the color scheme of the poster it is intended to parody. the text still reads leonardo dicaprio sean penn benicio del toro regina hall teyana taylor chase infiniti written and directed by paul thomas anderson ONE RATTLE AFTER ANOTHER only in theaters september 26
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
no in the OBAA original poster i was thinking of doing
poster for One Battle After Another. looming large in the background is leo dicaprio, with brown wavy hair and salt-and-pepper-ish moustache/beard and a serious expression, in the foreground is (i think) chase infiniti, running across a road and carrying a pistol + having handcuffs hooked onto her belt, with a desperate expression. most of the color is washed out by sunset-orange tones. white text atop the image says leonardo dicaprio sean penn benicio del toro regina hall teyana taylor chase infiniti written and directed by paul thomas anderson ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER only in theaters september 26
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 AM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
the only bike-related martial art i'm interested in is whatever one Kiryu from Yakuza uses
Kiryu from yakuza, wearing a white jacket and a red shirt, holds an upside-down bicycle, preparing to smash it down into an unseen opponent. the background appears to be urban japan
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
Oh no I googled it and now I have way more questions
(screenshot of fantasiehund.de website, auto-translated from German to English) The best dog in the world? A fantasy dog. We think everyone should have a dog. And every dog should do it well have. But what if it just doesn't work? Then it's time for a fantasy dog. It is invisible, easy to maintain and very entertaining.
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
someone's gonna get "terms of enrampagement"'d over this
screenshot from the Archer episode "Placebo Effect"; A cartoon man is firing a pistol with one hand at the camera, he is wearing a red bandana atop his head and a black jacket. he is gaunt, has pale skin and dark circles around his eyes, and you can see something under the bandana covering his ears. he is standing in front a background of trees. he is squinting and has a neutral expression.
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
we talkin bout orbs in here
black and white line-art image of a wizard looming above you and staring intensely, with dramatic shadows. he has long hair, full mustache and beard, and behind him you can see a bookshelf.
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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black and white cartoon, two panels. Both feature an anthropomorphic cat wearing a Lincoln beard and talking to someone on the phone. First panel's speech bubble reads "Heh heh that's right", the second's reads (in quotation marks) "The wine so bad it made the news". Between the two panels it says "© 2003 Chris Onstad www.achewood.com"
September 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
doctor i trust more than rfk jr
picture of "Doctor Amigo", the mascot of a doctors' office that once appeared in terrible commercials. The mascot is a person wearing a foam head that badlyresembles Mario from the Super Mario video games with uneven green eyes, a mustache and an open mouth, but he has a doctor's uniform on instead of overalls, complete with white coat and stethoscope
September 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
made a plum torte
A round torte with numerous small dark purple plums dotting its surface, still in a metal pan resting on a cooling rack. There are visible swirls of cinnamon marking its light brown surface.
September 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
here i've envisioned it
transparent-background png of the marge simpson "i'll krump with you sweetie pie" meme; marge is in an awkward position with both knees bent in different directions (one foot is flat on the floor, the other is at an angle) and both of her elbows are bent behind her with her hands into fists. her skin is yellow, she is wearing a green dress and red ?flats?. she has a blue bouffant hairdo. her face has been replaced by stephen fry as Jeeves from "Jeeves & Wooster". the still of the simpsons is from season 19 episode 6 "Little Orphan Millie", and the still of Jeeves is from season 1 episode 1 "In Court After The Boat Race (or, Jeeves' Arrival)
August 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
yeah these wouldn't be entirely out of place in one of the "un" sets like unhinged
Blue MTG card titled "Cheatyface", with a picture of a mischievous djinn stealing one of the three blue mana the spell costs. Type "Creature - Efreet". Text of the card reads "You may sneak Cheatyface into play at any time without paying for it, but if an opponent catches you right away, that player may remove Cheatyface from the game. Flying." Power/toughness 2/2, art by Doug Chaffee
August 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
admittedly it's mostly because she's played by Madeline Kahn, but
madeline kahn as Mrs White in the "flames on the side of my face" scene from the movie Clue. she has pale skin, black hair in a bob haircut, is wearing a strapless black dress and black armbands, a pearl necklace, a jewelled bracelet and red fingernails (her hands are held on either side of her face simulating flames). behind her stands Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard, he has brown hair and a mustache and is wearing a white dress shirt with suspenders and brown pants. they are in the hallway of a well-kept mansion.
August 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
omfg
ai-generated picture of an unknown white lady's head labelled *unreadable text* HARRIET TUBMAN
July 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
IMO goes p well with this one, like theyre reachin down trying to catch em
June 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
lol this blowjob is giving literally everyone dunking on him the same copy-pasted quote post. nice try good effort
Dennis Flynn @tincan-vet.bsky.social Your hateful response is exactly why Democrats are losing elections [reply to the previous post i made] Aprin 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM & Everybody can reply
April 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
Chibi robo, a small silver humanoid robot, stands to the left plugged into a wall socket with a black cord. To the right is Homer Simpson, head in his hands, and the disembodied head of Bart Simpson. Homer has a speech bubble that reads "chibi robo please our power bill was $8,000 this month we had to sell most of bart", Bart had one that says "cabunga"
April 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Picture of a blue sky post: Graham Kirwin @grahamkirwin.bsky.so... - 10m I'm here you fuckaas bitch (Image below text is of the front of a Home Depot store and part of its parking lot)
April 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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screenshot of a tweet im on the ither sight @jon_snow_420 man: doctor i am depressed dr: go see pagliacci the famous clown. he sucks shit and he knows it, he's so fucking bad at everything it makes me roar with laughter. he weeps on stage because he knows he's nothing man: but doctor dr: i know who you are 3:25 PM - Mar 26, 2019
April 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Spicy Uh What book is this? Sounds wild. 1h ago Reply brookcburton Girl serpent thorn, aside from that it was really boring 1h ago Reply
March 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
bluesky if you take down one of my non-recent posts you need to give me some information as to what specifically i said or at least when i posted it so i know how annoying / funny i should find it / what i should do differently in the future if i was actually in the wrong

also, lmao @
All usews must be tweated with wespect uwu
March 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
trashmuppet.bsky.social
it's this guy from A Milhouse Divided (s8e06) at ~20:36
March 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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pictured: this guy's computer
the "Funputer" from Tom Goes To The Mayor, a laptop that's for children. it is bright red with a small grey LCD screen that reads "WORD NOT RECOGNIZED:". it has the word "FUNPUTER" in a yellow-to-green gradient, a white knob on each lower corner (resembling an Etch-A-Sketch) and sad-looking eyes that protrude above the top of the otherwise rectangular case, as well as four diagonal vents (for speakers, perhaps?) on the left and right side.
March 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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the cheat, a yellow creature with black polka-dots who is shaped like an irregular trapezoid and has two flipper-like arms, wearing a brown cardboard box that almost covers him completely, with a crudely-painted picture of himself on the front and the words "the cheat" complete with quote marks below, on a green background
March 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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incorrect
screenshot of https://bjs.ojp.gov/topics/crime/violent-crime defining violent crime: "violent crime includes murder, rape and sexual assault, robbery and assault"
March 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM