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I STOLE MY CAR, JODY. you're with me always, Goose.
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emotional walls, girl
emotional walls
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I’m finna change my life.
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
every time I come over here, I see the worst headline of my life.
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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no, i’ve never met D.L. Hughley.
Have you ever met someone who wasn't funny? And not like you don't understand their humor, but they just are NOT funny.
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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BRING BACK SHAME!
I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
October 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I miss chicken fries so much
Who is keeping Burger King in business?
October 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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“YOU SHOULDA NEVER CALLED ME A FAT ASS KELLY PRICE!!!”
September 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Cran Apple with Perrier. You're welcome.
What's your favorite offspring of hers??

#blacksky
September 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Reminder: they did NOT pay the reward for Luigi.
ms.now MS NOW @ms.now · Sep 11
BREAKING: The FBI says they are "offering a reward of up to $100,000 for information leading to the identification and arrest of the individual(s) responsible for the murder of Charlie Kirk"
September 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
ooh. with some sauce.
Think ima cook some neckbones this weekend
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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The New York Yankees held a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk before tonight's game against the Detroit Tigers
September 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Thinking about all of the Black women who did everything “right” and have nothing to show for it. 💛
September 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Nothing beats a….
September 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Venezuela says the US and Erik Prince have plans to stage an attack on an ExxonMobil off-shore platform as a pretext to invade it…and normally that would be an insane claim but… www.latintimes.com/venezuela-sa...
Venezuela Says It Uncovered U.S. Plot to Fabricate Incident And Justify An Invasion
Venezuela's Defense Minister said the army raised its alert level after uncovering a U.S. plot to fabricate an incident in waters contested between the country and Guyana, which would justify an invas...
www.latintimes.com
September 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
September 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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*stares directly into imaginary camera*
The AI boom has created a new type of work: fixing botched AI. Designers are being hired to remake wonky AI art. Writers are asked to make ChatGPT’s writing sound more human. Even software developers are tasked with fixing buggy vibe coding.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
Humans are being hired to make AI slop look less sloppy
In the age of automation, human workers are being brought in to fix what artificial intelligence gets wrong.
www.nbcnews.com
September 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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PLEASE HELP MY FRIENDS
August 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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NEW: Last week, oil literally rained down on a Black town in rural Louisiana where 60% of folks live in poverty.

The company isn’t taking responsibility & the federal + state governments are saying residents have to clean it up themselves. capitalbnews.org/louisiana-oi...
August 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
by accident :(
August 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
@mayorbowser.bsky.social youuuu are the worst of the worst. He took over your city and you thanked him.
August 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"who tf you talking to? not me! couldn't be me, nawl not me" - Ludacris
Short kings winning
August 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM