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Hannah Nicholson 🦭 🖤🩶🤍💜🇵🇸
@tooriekep.bsky.social
Scottish Book Trust New Writers Awardee 2021. She / her / hers / shö. Writer querying my first novel and writing another, library assistant, archivist, book and music enthusiast, views my own. Shetlander in Aberdeen. https://linktr.ee/tooriekep
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Author: Hannah Nicholson
Hannah Nicholson is originally from Shetland but now lives in Aberdeen. She holds a BA (Hons) in English with Journalism and Creative Writing from the University of Strathclyde (2010, an MLitt with D
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January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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They give you that ID *at* the library ma’am.
Leavitt: "You need an ID to go and purchase alcohol. You need an ID to go to the library and check out a book. So the president thinks you should have an ID to vote in our nation's elections."
February 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Left work an hour ago and there was a surprising amount of traffic for the time of night...wondering if they rescheduled that match they cancelled the other week due to a wet pitch?
February 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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HiV and Cancer research has made ABSOLUTE LEAPS AND BOUNDS, there's a washing machine taking over Africa and ppl with locked in syndrome can talk now but go ahead and scrape the internet for artwork so you don't have to learn how to draw while destroying the only home we have. Go off, boss.
"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls
February 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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good. though i have no idea how he plans to do this or how toothless it will be. but yeah block them.

i mean im waiting for the catch bcos there's always a catch with this government.
February 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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doing some research prep for this episode and stumbled upon perhaps the craziest jeff bezo photo ever
February 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Unfortunately small presses close all the time, and their baby bird books need to find a new nest. My fledgling sun-vampire queer cannibal novella, SUNBATHERS, now needs a new home, as does my sapphic pirate novella QUEEN O'NINE TAILS.

If you know a toothy little home for either, please hit me up!
a cartoon character is holding a purple umbrella with a skull on top
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a purple umbrella with a skull on top
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February 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Search on the web is now just utterly broken. You can barely find anything using any of the search engines. We need a new player to come in and shake the whole industry up.
February 18, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Can't, I've been running down the road trying to loosen my load, I've got seven women on my mind.
Can't, I'm hiding in honduras, I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
can't, i'm sorry it went down like this, and someone had to lose;
it's the nature of the business, it's the smuggler's blues
February 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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Can't, I'm hiding in honduras, I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
can't, i'm sorry it went down like this, and someone had to lose;
it's the nature of the business, it's the smuggler's blues
can't, I'm Mr. Brightside
February 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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I am an author and artist first.

If you love AI slop, I am not for you.

Seriously.

Go away.
February 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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These fucking assholes. Rot in hell.
February 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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When bearing false witness on TV, it's helpful to wear ash on your forehead. How else would anyone ever guess you're supposedly a "Christian"?
February 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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I did an event at the Observer today, talking about The Information Crisis (I wrote a book!). I said talked abt how we used to have mature systems for telling what is true which have broken down now.

an audience member gave some interesting info about Russia...

www.penguin.co.uk/books/469677...
Don’t Burn Anyone at the Stake Today
What’s the most useful thing you could know about your own life? In this era-defining book, developed from her groundbreaking Radio 4 essay series, Naomi Alderman turns her boundless curiosity and in...
www.penguin.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Absolutely love this mural in Glasgow:
February 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM
There's nothing like being a first time driver to remind you how little you know about cars.
February 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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That's hysterical
Bannergate latest, in Gorton & Denton.
February 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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X's algorithm is in fact doing what you think it's doing. www.nature.com/articles/s41...
February 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Happy anniversary @number10cat.bsky.social
🇬🇧 Larry the cat celebrates 15 years as Downing Street's chief mouser

The UK's most famous feline, Larry the cat, marks 15 years as the country's chief mouser patrolling the corridors of power of 10 Downing Street.
February 18, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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I will take any opportunity to post this again
February 18, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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you’re transphobic? the epstein ideology??
February 18, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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I imagine it was extremely disturbing
February 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Let Cats be cats obviously, but also if I meowed a two minute ‘I’m home’ song every time I got in they would not be as tolerant of me.
February 18, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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Women carry self-defence weapons to be as safe as possible.
Told to never be alone.
Cover your drink.
Take a photo of your taxi driver.
Let someone know where you are.
Keys between fingers.
Stay on the phone to someone.
Pepper spray.
Why are we not telling the men not to attack women or girls?
February 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM