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Hannah Nicholson 🦭 🖤🩶🤍💜🇵🇸
@tooriekep.bsky.social
Scottish Book Trust New Writers Awardee 2021. She / her / hers / shö. Writer querying my first novel and writing another, library assistant, archivist, book and music enthusiast, views my own. Shetlander in Aberdeen. https://linktr.ee/tooriekep
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Author: Hannah Nicholson
Hannah Nicholson is originally from Shetland but now lives in Aberdeen. She holds a BA (Hons) in English with Journalism and Creative Writing from the University of Strathclyde (2010, an MLitt with D
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first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
February 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Advertise your accent with a GIF
February 20, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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"If Donald Trump has been exonerated by the Epstein files, then Jim Jones was running a juice cleanse, Ted Bundy just had a bad dating profile, and Jeffrey Dahmer was beta-testing a bold new tasting menu." - Jojo.
Exonerated my ass.
He thinks we’re all stupid doesn’t he?
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February 19, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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This week we have had:

2x at home health visits
1 x dental visit
3 x prescriptions filled
1 x bowel cancer screening
1 x smear test
1 x 24 hr heart monitor scheduled
1 x mammogram (this afternoon)

Cost - ZERO!

I hope I never stop appreciating what the people of my country vote for! #SNHS
February 20, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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I've just told my publishers to remove the Daily Mail quote they were going to put on the cover of the paperback of my latest novel. I don't care if the Daily Mail gave it a good review. The name of that shitrag is not going on the cover of my book.
February 20, 2026 at 9:58 AM
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Reform’s by-election candidate Matt Goodwin received a salary of up to €10,000 a month from a far-right pressure group based in Hungary 👀
https://goodlaw.social/pif5
Orbán’s pay cheques: Reform candidate fuelled by profits from Russian oil
The Reform candidate at this month’s byelection claims he wants to put Britain first, but is he still on the payroll of Viktor Orbán’s far-right propaganda unit?
goodlaw.social
February 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Why is violence pathologised for trans people but individualised for cis men?

theconversation.com/why-is-viole...
Why is violence pathologized for trans people but individualized for cis men?
Violence is interpreted through a double standard when it comes to trans people and cis men, allowing masculinity as a structural driver to remain unexamined.
theconversation.com
February 20, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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Fun to remember that the dad of the Brontës was just a weird Irishman whose surname was actually Brunty, but he changed it up to be fancy.
February 20, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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Here's how the Firm dealt with their beloved nanny Crawfie.

Who dared to write a flattering book about her time with the family.

From my own obituary of HMQ
February 20, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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Buckingham Palace has a long and ruthless tradition of distancing itself from scandal. Nothing matters to the Firm more than the perpetuation of the Firm itself.

Be wary of stories that seek to put Charles and Co in a good light because a lot of it is nothing more than crisis and PR management.
February 20, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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Wilork and the workplace can be a wonderful opportunity for autistic and ADHD people, but may not be without its challenges.

Emily Katy's blog is a great summary of challenges and potential solutions provided by autistic and ADHD people themselves:

www.authenticallyemily.uk/blog/challen...
Challenges Autistic and ADHD People Face at Work and What Can Help — Authentically Emily
Autistic and ADHD people have long struggled in the workplace. According to the Office for National Statistics, in 2021 only 29% of autistic people in the UK between 16-64 years old were employed (t...
www.authenticallyemily.uk
February 20, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Pizza Express meal?"
February 19, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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Andrew is eighth in line to the throne, but that’s prison toilets for you!
February 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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One of the things I find frustrating about sci-fi is that because of the American influence of it, all of the planets are called things like Zexion 5 and Danshassia 7. I’d call them things like ‘Nether Roundthorpe’ and ‘Spheresbury’. Gravity Bywell. Chalfont St Globeby. Bishop’s Goitre.
February 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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With World Book Day just round the corner I’ve seen quite a few teachers asking about good books to share in assembly.

For this week’s #KidsBooksFriday, what books do you think work well across age groups and/or with a mixed group of kids?

#KidLitUK #UKKidLit #KidLit
February 20, 2026 at 7:49 AM
#Worldle #1490 (19.02.2026) 2/6 (100%)
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Worldle - Guess the Country
A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.
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February 19, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Wordle 1,706 3/6

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February 19, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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I have friends being threatened by their workplaces over the use of toilets they've been using for years without problem.
Nearly a year into many trans people in the UK being forced to use disabled toilets or asked to work from home pending legal advice and stuff and I haven't seen a single "Izzy's boss told her she has to use a disabled toilet, here's how she feels about it" piece in the papers.
February 19, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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oh you want a list?

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Rapists! - they are the ONLY group so far that trump's policies seem to benefit!

I've been asking this question -

"does this policy make it easier or harder to rape this demographic?"

I'm going to collect them here
February 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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maybe tomorrow i'll wake and he'll just be gone.
DOOCY: On Prince Andrew, do you think American associates of Jeffrey Epstein will wind up in handcuffs too?

TRUMP: I'm the expert in a way because I've been totally exonerated. That's very nice. I can actually speak about it very nicely. I think it's a shame. I did nothing.
February 19, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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If they can arrest a prince, you can arrest a president.

Thou shalt arrest the Epstein criminals in the USA.

Git ‘r’ done.

The Lord has spoken. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 19, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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This is basically what Phillip looked like at in his 90s.
he looks like a shit gendo
February 19, 2026 at 8:24 PM
He looks like he's overdone it on the eccies 💀
he looks like a shit gendo
February 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties
February 19, 2026 at 1:38 PM
We solemnly swear we were already planning to come here before the events of this morning. Honest. 🍕 💅
February 19, 2026 at 8:20 PM