Tom🐢
@tomchisenall.bsky.social
Disabled Veteran, Lefty, Nerd, Kitty Toe Bean Enthusiast
Chicago Native Stuck in the South
AEW, ROH, CMLL, NJPW
No Kings but Brody King
Cubbies
Da Bears
Chicago Native Stuck in the South
AEW, ROH, CMLL, NJPW
No Kings but Brody King
Cubbies
Da Bears
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The moment you have to work extra hard, you don't have to work at all.
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The moment you have to work extra hard, you don't have to work at all.
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Pizzagate shouldn't be an a psychotic conspiracy theory it should be the name of an Italian restaurant opened by Ultimo Dragon 🤼♂️
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Pizzagate shouldn't be an a psychotic conspiracy theory it should be the name of an Italian restaurant opened by Ultimo Dragon 🤼♂️
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Hey! Wait! Yeah! You can get shirts that are cool and fun and help support an artist who has his careers destroyed by AI! This is a good idea! I am so great at self promotion I need other people to make me even think about it!!!
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hey! Wait! Yeah! You can get shirts that are cool and fun and help support an artist who has his careers destroyed by AI! This is a good idea! I am so great at self promotion I need other people to make me even think about it!!!
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My most toxic trait is that when I am really stoned at night I'm convinced I can do things without turning the lights on when I almost never can
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My most toxic trait is that when I am really stoned at night I'm convinced I can do things without turning the lights on when I almost never can
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Tonight Democrats proved that old quip.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Tonight Democrats proved that old quip.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
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85-year-old democrats negotiating with the jaws of defeat: hey bud you hungry?
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
85-year-old democrats negotiating with the jaws of defeat: hey bud you hungry?
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Just want to gently throw it out there that if you are feeling overwhelmed right now it’s ok to log off. Everyone is emoting deeply onto the timeline and you’re not obligated to witness it in an endless scroll. Take a break if you need to. Protect your heart. ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Just want to gently throw it out there that if you are feeling overwhelmed right now it’s ok to log off. Everyone is emoting deeply onto the timeline and you’re not obligated to witness it in an endless scroll. Take a break if you need to. Protect your heart. ❤️
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Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
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If you start the movie Weekend at Bernie's 2 and the song Down With the Sickness at the exact same time they don't sync up at all
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you start the movie Weekend at Bernie's 2 and the song Down With the Sickness at the exact same time they don't sync up at all
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a law that for every week the shutdown goes on, a member of congress is launched into the depths of space
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
a law that for every week the shutdown goes on, a member of congress is launched into the depths of space
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capitalism rules, I love doing extensive research any time I need to replace something because roughly 94% of all products are scam garbage
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
capitalism rules, I love doing extensive research any time I need to replace something because roughly 94% of all products are scam garbage
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They were selling heavily discounted frozen pizzas at the grocery store and I grabbed so many in my arms that an employee saw me and was momentarily alarmed until a look of sadness crossed her face
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They were selling heavily discounted frozen pizzas at the grocery store and I grabbed so many in my arms that an employee saw me and was momentarily alarmed until a look of sadness crossed her face
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I burped and it popped my neck
That’s probably fine
That’s probably fine
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I burped and it popped my neck
That’s probably fine
That’s probably fine
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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It’s weird to feel good after an election. Want more of this.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It’s weird to feel good after an election. Want more of this.
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Me [checking into the Hotel California]: anything I should know about this place?
Clerk: well, for starters, it's pretty fucked up,
Clerk: well, for starters, it's pretty fucked up,
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Me [checking into the Hotel California]: anything I should know about this place?
Clerk: well, for starters, it's pretty fucked up,
Clerk: well, for starters, it's pretty fucked up,
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Be nice to your TSA agents. They’re still working without pay while shuffling thousands of people a day so they can get to their destination.
Unless you’re this one rude lady in Houston that’s really (understandably, tho) grumpy & snaps at people for asking questions about security lines because
Unless you’re this one rude lady in Houston that’s really (understandably, tho) grumpy & snaps at people for asking questions about security lines because
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Be nice to your TSA agents. They’re still working without pay while shuffling thousands of people a day so they can get to their destination.
Unless you’re this one rude lady in Houston that’s really (understandably, tho) grumpy & snaps at people for asking questions about security lines because
Unless you’re this one rude lady in Houston that’s really (understandably, tho) grumpy & snaps at people for asking questions about security lines because
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it's time for Bandido's Grandma to get the All-elite Graphic 💪 #AEWDynamite
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
it's time for Bandido's Grandma to get the All-elite Graphic 💪 #AEWDynamite
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people smarter than me said this better probably, but Mamdani's win is so satisfying to me because the racism and transphobia and islamophobia and bigotry and lies did not work. People - a lot of people! - did not want that. restores my faith in the american people a touch
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
people smarter than me said this better probably, but Mamdani's win is so satisfying to me because the racism and transphobia and islamophobia and bigotry and lies did not work. People - a lot of people! - did not want that. restores my faith in the american people a touch
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They remind of the babes... what babes? The Babes of WRATH! #AEWDynamite
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
They remind of the babes... what babes? The Babes of WRATH! #AEWDynamite
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life