The Honorable Peter Longnecker
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December 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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so, this right here? this is one of the absolutely most lawless, brazenly unconstitutional impeachable offenses ever committed by any president other than trump in the history of our country.
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
so, this right here? this is one of the absolutely most lawless, brazenly unconstitutional impeachable offenses ever committed by any president other than trump in the history of our country.
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
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This is really incredible. The government's battle to deport Abrego Garcia has apparently been based on a lie from the start. Not even the "gang affiliation" lie or the "human smuggling" lie, but the more basic assertion that he was ordered to be deported in the first place.
🚨Judge Xinis finds that, incredibly, Mr. Abrego Garcia was never ordered deported in 2019. She notes that every since this saga began all the way back in March, the government has NEVER been able to produce any evidence that the immigration judge actually issued a removal order.
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This is really incredible. The government's battle to deport Abrego Garcia has apparently been based on a lie from the start. Not even the "gang affiliation" lie or the "human smuggling" lie, but the more basic assertion that he was ordered to be deported in the first place.
Genuinely love he’s circling back to the insane doll bullshit right before Christmas.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Genuinely love he’s circling back to the insane doll bullshit right before Christmas.
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Ray Ratto on Jeff Kent making the Hall of Fame: defector.com/hall-of-fame...
The Hall Of Fame Welcomes Jeff Kent And Not That Other Guy | Defector
The Baseball Hall of Fame in its principal role as the parent company of BondsBeGone International has concluded at long last that the pretense of considering Barry Bonds is no longer worth the…
defector.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ray Ratto on Jeff Kent making the Hall of Fame: defector.com/hall-of-fame...
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lmfao. chatgpt skipping the middleman and just sending you directly to the scammers now
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
lmfao. chatgpt skipping the middleman and just sending you directly to the scammers now
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This is the future liberals want.
c.j. stroud and azeez al-shaair just stood next to each other on national tv and credited their team’s win to two different gods
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This is the future liberals want.
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c.j. stroud and azeez al-shaair just stood next to each other on national tv and credited their team’s win to two different gods
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
c.j. stroud and azeez al-shaair just stood next to each other on national tv and credited their team’s win to two different gods
Lenny Leonard Eye Trauma Wing
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Lenny Leonard Eye Trauma Wing
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This isn’t a difference of opinion. Ilan Wurman and Randy Barnett are straightforward liars.
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This isn’t a difference of opinion. Ilan Wurman and Randy Barnett are straightforward liars.
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"I've never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government" is an absolutely bananas thing for any Labour politician to say.
Never! Neither in the last 20 years, or at any time in the 1980s or 90s (for example). It's all been fine.
Never! Neither in the last 20 years, or at any time in the 1980s or 90s (for example). It's all been fine.
Keir Starmer - "I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government."
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"I've never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government" is an absolutely bananas thing for any Labour politician to say.
Never! Neither in the last 20 years, or at any time in the 1980s or 90s (for example). It's all been fine.
Never! Neither in the last 20 years, or at any time in the 1980s or 90s (for example). It's all been fine.
So Bonds and Clemens, two of the best to ever do it, aren’t in the hall because they were jerks, but Jeff Kent gets the thumbs up.
a man in a suit and tie says are you making any sense of this snl
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says are you making any sense of this snl
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
So Bonds and Clemens, two of the best to ever do it, aren’t in the hall because they were jerks, but Jeff Kent gets the thumbs up.
Just now learning that many children were killed in the attack on Pearl Harbor. Very upsetting.
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Just now learning that many children were killed in the attack on Pearl Harbor. Very upsetting.
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
Insane to be in a photo with the president and he’s the most normal looking guy.
Pictured (L-R): Sylvester Stallone, apparently stung by an entire beehive; Paul Stanley, revealing that the KISS makeup was load bearing; and Donald Trump, recently poisoned by the Joker
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Insane to be in a photo with the president and he’s the most normal looking guy.
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The Plot to Enslave America
Artificial-intelligence chatbots can influence voters in major elections — and have a bigger effect on people’s political views than conventional campaigning and advertising
go.nature.com/3XCIsgD
go.nature.com/3XCIsgD
AI chatbots can sway voters with remarkable ease — is it time to worry?
Experiments involving real-world voters show how talking to a chatbot can shape people’s political opinions.
go.nature.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The Plot to Enslave America
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Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
The part that I can't figure out is what John Roberts thinks he is doing. He used to seem to be a judge who was very attentive to appearances, I think on a theory that you can't draw too much attention to yourself without undermining your ability to continue to shape the law.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
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looking forward to either a 6-3 decision that trump as God Emperor of the United States can change the constitution by fiat or a 5-4 decision that 14th amendment means what it says with a dissent from thomas that actually the constitution recognizes donald j. trump as sovereign
*SUPREME COURT TO REVIEW TRUMP’S BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ROLLBACK
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
looking forward to either a 6-3 decision that trump as God Emperor of the United States can change the constitution by fiat or a 5-4 decision that 14th amendment means what it says with a dissent from thomas that actually the constitution recognizes donald j. trump as sovereign
But what of the Warner sister, Dot?
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
But what of the Warner sister, Dot?