Carolyn Miller
@tomapella.bsky.social
Musician/nerd living in Baltimore, MD, composing tunes, hiking, playing games. she/they
tommillervgm.bandcamp.com
tommillervgm.bandcamp.com
BDSM, the D is for door
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
BDSM, the D is for door
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Is your team no longer in the MLB postseason? Want to hop on the Mariners bandwagon? We will welcome you with open arms! Here are some reasons why you should join us.
- We've never been to the WS, let alone won it.
- Our best player has a nickname celebrating his big ass.
- We've never been to the WS, let alone won it.
- Our best player has a nickname celebrating his big ass.
October 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Is your team no longer in the MLB postseason? Want to hop on the Mariners bandwagon? We will welcome you with open arms! Here are some reasons why you should join us.
- We've never been to the WS, let alone won it.
- Our best player has a nickname celebrating his big ass.
- We've never been to the WS, let alone won it.
- Our best player has a nickname celebrating his big ass.
I hired an insect to look after my money, it is my accountant
October 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I hired an insect to look after my money, it is my accountant
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people using the verb "ejaculated" in the sense of abruptly yelling something needs to happen more often because it barely ever happens and is hilarious every time
September 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
people using the verb "ejaculated" in the sense of abruptly yelling something needs to happen more often because it barely ever happens and is hilarious every time
I'm glad that popular vibrator developer Hitachi is hard at work improving Maryland's transportation infrastructure
September 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm glad that popular vibrator developer Hitachi is hard at work improving Maryland's transportation infrastructure
AuDHD is a frustrating acronym because I really doubt I have a deficit of autism
September 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
AuDHD is a frustrating acronym because I really doubt I have a deficit of autism
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May the harm you have caused be repaired by myriads who work to erase your name and eradicate your footprint from this earth in every way
aka
byeeee
aka
byeeee
Focus on the Family Founder James Dobson dies at 89
Conservative Christian leader James Dobson, who founded Focus on the Family and was once called "the nation's most influential evangelical leader," died Thursday.
www.npr.org
August 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
May the harm you have caused be repaired by myriads who work to erase your name and eradicate your footprint from this earth in every way
aka
byeeee
aka
byeeee
being feeling very Gor-esque lately and trying to get out of that malaise. This song fits them so perfectly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jo5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jo5...
Void Stranger OST - Lax Lullaby
YouTube video by eebrozgi
www.youtube.com
August 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
being feeling very Gor-esque lately and trying to get out of that malaise. This song fits them so perfectly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jo5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jo5...
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For me, the worst version of this is when I’m in the woods or a park. It’s annoying when it’s blaring in the city or the store but it’s the city. Cities are noisy. Part of living there is some people are annoying. But hiking and I’m hearing your music or worse Tik Tok? What are we even doing here?
Listening to someone else watch short videos on their phone is the most annoying thing in the universe, and I believe our society has not adequately grappled with this
July 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
For me, the worst version of this is when I’m in the woods or a park. It’s annoying when it’s blaring in the city or the store but it’s the city. Cities are noisy. Part of living there is some people are annoying. But hiking and I’m hearing your music or worse Tik Tok? What are we even doing here?
This is why the cynical part of me feels like it's not gonna catch on, but I'm glad it's working for NYC in this case. Maybe at least some of the rest of us will take a cue, I don't know.
Feels like ranked choice was absolutely decisive in this race—not because of the vote count, but because of how it changed the incentives from zero-sum to cooperapetitive. It allowed a fractured left field to align organically through co-endorsements instead of falling into a circular firing squad.
From a key Mamdani adviser ❤️
June 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This is why the cynical part of me feels like it's not gonna catch on, but I'm glad it's working for NYC in this case. Maybe at least some of the rest of us will take a cue, I don't know.
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Annapolis, you sure showed up for #NoKings this morning! I’m glad the anti-fascist crab could bring everyone so much joy, even if I sweated out a gallon of water in the process. 😆 🦀 #NoKingsAnnapolis #Maryland
June 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Annapolis, you sure showed up for #NoKings this morning! I’m glad the anti-fascist crab could bring everyone so much joy, even if I sweated out a gallon of water in the process. 😆 🦀 #NoKingsAnnapolis #Maryland
Okay, this is the ONE time I'll give a cybertruck a pass
June 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Okay, this is the ONE time I'll give a cybertruck a pass
Me playing Dragon Quest II: hey, this isn't bad at all, cool expansion of the world of the first game, some interesting twists for the time, why do people not like this? *gets to endgame* oh I get it
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Me playing Dragon Quest II: hey, this isn't bad at all, cool expansion of the world of the first game, some interesting twists for the time, why do people not like this? *gets to endgame* oh I get it
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if Trump sells his Tesla but you only slapped a bumper sticker on yours I am going to be RUTHLESS with you
If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.
June 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
if Trump sells his Tesla but you only slapped a bumper sticker on yours I am going to be RUTHLESS with you
*looks in mirror* huh, despite everything, it's still me
June 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
*looks in mirror* huh, despite everything, it's still me
Man, I cannot wait to play FFT again.
June 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Man, I cannot wait to play FFT again.
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BREAKING
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www.bbc.co.uk
June 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
BREAKING
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does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Page
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Answers to all your questions about Embroidery problems
web.archive.org
October 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags
every day we come closer to Quibble Race
Premium DraftKings Feature Lets User Select Players To Have Legs Broken By Goons theonion.com/premium...
May 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
every day we come closer to Quibble Race
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Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
Catching up on the randomized Elden Ring playthrough and @carriefloyd.bsky.social is Best Editor as somebody who does exactly what Dan was talking about and is always a bit self-conscious about it <3
May 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Catching up on the randomized Elden Ring playthrough and @carriefloyd.bsky.social is Best Editor as somebody who does exactly what Dan was talking about and is always a bit self-conscious about it <3
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
May 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is, of course, unsustainable
May 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is, of course, unsustainable
If you don't take care of your mental health, your mental health will take care of you. But in, like, a mob hit sense.
May 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If you don't take care of your mental health, your mental health will take care of you. But in, like, a mob hit sense.