Todd Johnson
@toddjohnson.bsky.social
Anglophile, Disney parks enthusiast, Legomaniac. Married to the best lady ever. Once I talked to Delroy Lindo on the phone. he/him
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Todd Johnson
@toddjohnson.bsky.social
· Jul 31
I hope this is a safe space to tell you that Instagram showed me a video of a production of RENT with ASL interpreters signing the whole show and my first thought was "haven't deaf people been through enough"
I don’t know, I guess I just don’t really like these Onion stories when they’re SO ridiculous and unbelievable.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I don’t know, I guess I just don’t really like these Onion stories when they’re SO ridiculous and unbelievable.
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
“Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other.” Rainer Maria Rilke
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other.” Rainer Maria Rilke
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I still don't get why people pay attention to literary awards. The Nobel Prize for Literature. The Pulitzer Prize for fiction. The Man Booker Prize. Not one of these have ever honored a book with an illustrated cutaway that tells you what all the parts of a castle are.
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I still don't get why people pay attention to literary awards. The Nobel Prize for Literature. The Pulitzer Prize for fiction. The Man Booker Prize. Not one of these have ever honored a book with an illustrated cutaway that tells you what all the parts of a castle are.
Lighting up the Ted Leo Signal. @tedleo.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Lighting up the Ted Leo Signal. @tedleo.bsky.social
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all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
all of a sudden every service i used this year wants to hit me with emails and push notifications like ‘this is everything you bought online in 2025’ ‘this is every restaurant reservation you made.’ can you guys all just talk to me less. the only thing i want from any of you is to talk to me less
Very excited for my pals who get to see this! Very frustrated at this "US tour" that does not go further west than Chicago!
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Very excited for my pals who get to see this! Very frustrated at this "US tour" that does not go further west than Chicago!
Best part of this is if you zoom in you can see the string of lights disappearing into kitty’s mouth
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Best part of this is if you zoom in you can see the string of lights disappearing into kitty’s mouth
Every time (every God Damn Time) we see Goofy in this outfit at the park I say “Oh wow, look, Andre 3000!” Every. Time.
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Every time (every God Damn Time) we see Goofy in this outfit at the park I say “Oh wow, look, Andre 3000!” Every. Time.
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
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You’re still using the service that pays them nothing, so you’re buying merch right? Right?
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You’re still using the service that pays them nothing, so you’re buying merch right? Right?
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Just know that if I see your Spotify wrap screenshot, I’m wondering if you own a shirt of anyone on that list.
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Just know that if I see your Spotify wrap screenshot, I’m wondering if you own a shirt of anyone on that list.
Jason Pargin is probably the only person I will ever watch videos of this format from. Such a sharp guy.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Jason Pargin is probably the only person I will ever watch videos of this format from. Such a sharp guy.
The part of Power Wash Simulator where you power wash is obviously very satisfying, but maybe even more so is the part where you’re always getting text messages and you just ignore every single one of them.
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The part of Power Wash Simulator where you power wash is obviously very satisfying, but maybe even more so is the part where you’re always getting text messages and you just ignore every single one of them.
Oh no. I started Power Wash Simulator 2. Oh no. Goodbye
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh no. I started Power Wash Simulator 2. Oh no. Goodbye
Thanks and blessings to @tomwalker.bsky.social for reminding me that this exists
You probably haven't seen the cop slide in a while, have you? Watch the cop slide 7 or 8 times today, it's the cure for what ails you. youtube.com/shorts/vfOBa...
Policeman injured after tumbling down children's slide
YouTube video by The Telegraph
youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Thanks and blessings to @tomwalker.bsky.social for reminding me that this exists
You probably haven't seen the cop slide in a while, have you? Watch the cop slide 7 or 8 times today, it's the cure for what ails you. youtube.com/shorts/vfOBa...
Policeman injured after tumbling down children's slide
YouTube video by The Telegraph
youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You probably haven't seen the cop slide in a while, have you? Watch the cop slide 7 or 8 times today, it's the cure for what ails you. youtube.com/shorts/vfOBa...
We’ve had @timidfrieda.bsky.social visit several times but today was the first time Pixel decided that he was in love with her.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We’ve had @timidfrieda.bsky.social visit several times but today was the first time Pixel decided that he was in love with her.
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I’ll Show You The Life Of The Mind, Charlie Brown
April 14, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I’ll Show You The Life Of The Mind, Charlie Brown
You Only Moved The Headstones, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You Only Moved The Headstones, Charlie Brown
Hi, I'm the guy who designed how columns on an invoice behave in Quickbooks when you try to resize them. Go fuck yourself
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hi, I'm the guy who designed how columns on an invoice behave in Quickbooks when you try to resize them. Go fuck yourself
I thought we weren’t supposed to do that any more
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I thought we weren’t supposed to do that any more
