Todd Johnson
LightNews LightNews
banner
toddjohnson.bsky.social
Todd Johnson
@toddjohnson.bsky.social
100 followers 110 following 1.3K posts
Anglophile, Disney parks enthusiast, Legomaniac. Married to the best lady ever. Once I talked to Delroy Lindo on the phone. he/him
Posts Replies Media Videos
toddjohnson.bsky.social
Very excited for my pals who get to see this! Very frustrated at this "US tour" that does not go further west than Chicago!
Screenshot of email from Taskmaster announcing their US tour
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
You get that and I’ll get Geoffrey Rush’s Corvette limo from Mystery Men and we can race
It’s a Corvette limo.
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
Oh no. I started Power Wash Simulator 2. Oh no. Goodbye
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
The scene from the movie AIRPLANE! where the lady has a panic attack and people start lining up to slap her
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
We’ve had @timidfrieda.bsky.social visit several times but today was the first time Pixel decided that he was in love with her.
Pixel the orange cat is sitting on the couch next to my friend Christie, looking up at her face
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
I thought we weren’t supposed to do that any more
Screenshot from Donkey Kong Bananza. Text instructs the player to press B to “Punch downward”.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
A Lego brick separator
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
I love @taskmaster.tv so much and always try to get my friends to watch, but I also love posting things that make people say “what the hell is this show you keep yelling about”
Just Phil Ellis dressed as a pirate, holding half a bottle of lube
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
So so glad @pftompkins.bsky.social is on the @taskmaster.tv podcast this week and so glad it’s on YouTube, for moments like this.
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
Seriously though, this game is pretty good.
Screenshot of The Outer Worlds 2. Trying to convince a plumber to help out a town in need as a doctor, with the dialogue option “I believe in you. The human body is the greatest toilet of all, and it needs a plumber.”
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
What a beautiful dream.
10-day forecast for Long Beach. The number “86” is involved, it’s not great
October 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
Where I post from
The interior wall of a CVS where the drinks coolers have all been torn out, leaving only a sad “beverage” sign
October 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
Heard they made a TV show about you
The Big Saturday show but they're standing in front of the sign so it says BIG TURD
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
I don’t make the rules, folks.
Pixel the orange cat watching a YouTube video with birds in it
October 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
HMMMMMMM
Good fun at the series six recording of Taskmaster Australia yesterday. Shaping up to be a good series and it looks like there could well be two chaotic contestants Spoiler alert Also surprisingly, one of the contestants has previously been on Taskmaster, albeit the NZ version. I don't mean standing in for someone who is ill either, they're in for the full series doing tasks and shit
October 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
Hi, I need 500 dollars please.
Lego Tropical Aquarium set. Over 4000 pieces, 500 bucks, looks pretty cool.
October 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
September 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
There's been an update to this and I love it. Thinking about downloading After Effects so I can add this mural to the background of every scene in the movies as well
Picture of the Harry Potter land at Universal Studios with the caption: Last month, we reported on the Fast & Furious: Hollywood Drift mural breaking the immersion of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter – Hogsmeade by being visible through the land’s entrance archway. Unfortunately, now with the queue entrance revealed and also fully visible, Universal doesn’t seem to have plans to obscure the coaster from the Hogsmeade sightline any time soon.
September 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
Hello, I have a 3D printer now, do you need anything 3D printed because this is all I ever want to do forever now
A benchmark print from my new 3D printer - Benchy the boat!
September 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
IN OTHER NEWS yesterday my watch reminded me that the Chili Cheese Burrito was back so you best believe @thewowmonster.bsky.social and I made a run for the border
Screenshot of an Apple Watch with the calendar reminder “LIVE FUCKIN MÁS” A full spread of Taco Bell food items including the magical Chili Cheese Burrito
September 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
Noah Hawley is great and this show is SO great. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/a...
Hawley then suggested the characterization is a comment on Elon Musk (he doesn’t say the billionaire’s name, but his description seems to clearly point to the Tesla/SpaceX/The Boring Company/X mogul as an inspiration. “It’s a statement, on some level, about the hubris we’re seeing around us by people who think they can go to space, re-invent travel, drill in the earth and enter politics,” he said. “They’re doing all of these at the same time when none of them are necessarily being done well. They’re just all being done a lot.”
September 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
The third thing:
Greg and Alex from Taskmaster
September 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
Made a new friend!
Lego model of the Pixar lamp
August 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
Why public libraries are awesome: we needed an adapter to mount my wife’s projector to her cutting table. I found a file online and was able to get it 3D printed for free at the library! (Libraries are also awesome for many other reasons)
An Epson projector mounted to a sewing table Same projector from the back. A 3D printed adapter is attached to the mount to allow it to attach to the projector Same projector from the back. A 3D printed adapter is attached to the mount to allow it to attach to the projector The projector, projecting a sewing pattern onto the table
August 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
toddjohnson.bsky.social
Did LA get blurrier while I was on vacation? I feel like it’s blurrier than usual.
Seat back flight tracker on an airplane. The whole west coast is weirdly blurry.
August 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM