Todd Halfpenny
@toddhalfpenny.com
Salesforce MVP, WordPress.
LondonsCalling.net Organiser, London Salesforce Dev Group lead.
Tech Architect MobileCaddy.net + Caddify.com.
Founder shirtforce.bsky.social.
#LifeWithGoldie
LondonsCalling.net Organiser, London Salesforce Dev Group lead.
Tech Architect MobileCaddy.net + Caddify.com.
Founder shirtforce.bsky.social.
#LifeWithGoldie
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Jeffrey Epstein in 2018: "i know how dirty donald is."
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Jeffrey Epstein in 2018: "i know how dirty donald is."
Someone is coming down our road and dumping their litter; Over the past two weeks someone has repeatedly dumped more or less identical rubbish down our road.
It usually consists of a crisp packet, a yogurt pot, some other lunch type wrapper, and some blue-roll.
I'm gonna catch 'em!
It usually consists of a crisp packet, a yogurt pot, some other lunch type wrapper, and some blue-roll.
I'm gonna catch 'em!
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Someone is coming down our road and dumping their litter; Over the past two weeks someone has repeatedly dumped more or less identical rubbish down our road.
It usually consists of a crisp packet, a yogurt pot, some other lunch type wrapper, and some blue-roll.
I'm gonna catch 'em!
It usually consists of a crisp packet, a yogurt pot, some other lunch type wrapper, and some blue-roll.
I'm gonna catch 'em!
Is anyone willing to fund an exciting new cosy-farming-game streamer?
To clarify, the streamer would be a middle-aged man who's ineptitude for gaming is all too apparent, but one who also shows obvious joy at accidentally discovering the powers of upgraded hoes and cute cut-scenes.
To clarify, the streamer would be a middle-aged man who's ineptitude for gaming is all too apparent, but one who also shows obvious joy at accidentally discovering the powers of upgraded hoes and cute cut-scenes.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Is anyone willing to fund an exciting new cosy-farming-game streamer?
To clarify, the streamer would be a middle-aged man who's ineptitude for gaming is all too apparent, but one who also shows obvious joy at accidentally discovering the powers of upgraded hoes and cute cut-scenes.
To clarify, the streamer would be a middle-aged man who's ineptitude for gaming is all too apparent, but one who also shows obvious joy at accidentally discovering the powers of upgraded hoes and cute cut-scenes.
Reposted by Todd Halfpenny
There once was a man who said "scone"
So that it rhymed with "gone",
But his wife said "scone"
To rhyme with "tone";
That marriage is over, it's done.
So that it rhymed with "gone",
But his wife said "scone"
To rhyme with "tone";
That marriage is over, it's done.
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
There once was a man who said "scone"
So that it rhymed with "gone",
But his wife said "scone"
To rhyme with "tone";
That marriage is over, it's done.
So that it rhymed with "gone",
But his wife said "scone"
To rhyme with "tone";
That marriage is over, it's done.
Reposted by Todd Halfpenny
Dreamin' Across Continents - How #Shirtforce Helped Bring More Awesome to West Africa Dreamin.
It’s always a good day when we get to talk about the incredible #Salesforce community - but for this #tshirtTuesday, we’ve got something extra special to celebrate.
shirtforce.org/2025/11/11/d...
It’s always a good day when we get to talk about the incredible #Salesforce community - but for this #tshirtTuesday, we’ve got something extra special to celebrate.
shirtforce.org/2025/11/11/d...
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Dreamin' Across Continents - How #Shirtforce Helped Bring More Awesome to West Africa Dreamin.
It’s always a good day when we get to talk about the incredible #Salesforce community - but for this #tshirtTuesday, we’ve got something extra special to celebrate.
shirtforce.org/2025/11/11/d...
It’s always a good day when we get to talk about the incredible #Salesforce community - but for this #tshirtTuesday, we’ve got something extra special to celebrate.
shirtforce.org/2025/11/11/d...
G'ah! Car went into the garage... funny noises of course.
They fitted a new clutch, but (£500 later) it's still borked.
A new gearbox would be pricey, and the car's got to be only worth about a grand 🤮
They fitted a new clutch, but (£500 later) it's still borked.
A new gearbox would be pricey, and the car's got to be only worth about a grand 🤮
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
G'ah! Car went into the garage... funny noises of course.
They fitted a new clutch, but (£500 later) it's still borked.
A new gearbox would be pricey, and the car's got to be only worth about a grand 🤮
They fitted a new clutch, but (£500 later) it's still borked.
A new gearbox would be pricey, and the car's got to be only worth about a grand 🤮
Another Monday loaf.
They're just getting better and better at the moment... which is very good news 😀
This is another cheesy onion sourdough, with a dash of wholemeal spelt.
#sourdough #baking #bread
They're just getting better and better at the moment... which is very good news 😀
This is another cheesy onion sourdough, with a dash of wholemeal spelt.
#sourdough #baking #bread
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Another Monday loaf.
They're just getting better and better at the moment... which is very good news 😀
This is another cheesy onion sourdough, with a dash of wholemeal spelt.
#sourdough #baking #bread
They're just getting better and better at the moment... which is very good news 😀
This is another cheesy onion sourdough, with a dash of wholemeal spelt.
#sourdough #baking #bread
I've had a long time off skating, but it's been soooo good to get back on the board.
Trying to get some of the old tricks back.
#skateboard #skating
Trying to get some of the old tricks back.
#skateboard #skating
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I've had a long time off skating, but it's been soooo good to get back on the board.
Trying to get some of the old tricks back.
#skateboard #skating
Trying to get some of the old tricks back.
#skateboard #skating
Just thinking... might'en it be handly to be able to put emojis against @slack.engineering channel names.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Just thinking... might'en it be handly to be able to put emojis against @slack.engineering channel names.
Reposted by Todd Halfpenny
Hi #Trailblazers
Our next event is live! We're talking all things #DevOps for #Admins
🏢 GoCardless
🗺️ Sutton Yard, Goswell Rd., London EC1V 7EN
📅 19th November, 6-9pm
RSVP: 👇
trailblazercommunitygroups.com/events/detai...
@silviadenaro.bsky.social @salesforcewill.bsky.social @londevsfdc.bsky.social
Our next event is live! We're talking all things #DevOps for #Admins
🏢 GoCardless
🗺️ Sutton Yard, Goswell Rd., London EC1V 7EN
📅 19th November, 6-9pm
RSVP: 👇
trailblazercommunitygroups.com/events/detai...
@silviadenaro.bsky.social @salesforcewill.bsky.social @londevsfdc.bsky.social
London Admins November '25: What is DevOps all about? | Trailblazer Community
In-person Event - Hey Awesome Admins!We can't wait for you to join us for an enlightening session, "London Admins: What is DevOps all abou...
trailblazercommunitygroups.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Hi #Trailblazers
Our next event is live! We're talking all things #DevOps for #Admins
🏢 GoCardless
🗺️ Sutton Yard, Goswell Rd., London EC1V 7EN
📅 19th November, 6-9pm
RSVP: 👇
trailblazercommunitygroups.com/events/detai...
@silviadenaro.bsky.social @salesforcewill.bsky.social @londevsfdc.bsky.social
Our next event is live! We're talking all things #DevOps for #Admins
🏢 GoCardless
🗺️ Sutton Yard, Goswell Rd., London EC1V 7EN
📅 19th November, 6-9pm
RSVP: 👇
trailblazercommunitygroups.com/events/detai...
@silviadenaro.bsky.social @salesforcewill.bsky.social @londevsfdc.bsky.social
Last week I said to myself "better check the car in for a service".
Yesterday it made some awful noises whist in neutral.
It's beard
Headed to the garage this morning... I fear this is gonna be the clutch or gearbox, and that'll mean the end for her.
Yesterday it made some awful noises whist in neutral.
It's beard
Headed to the garage this morning... I fear this is gonna be the clutch or gearbox, and that'll mean the end for her.
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Last week I said to myself "better check the car in for a service".
Yesterday it made some awful noises whist in neutral.
It's beard
Headed to the garage this morning... I fear this is gonna be the clutch or gearbox, and that'll mean the end for her.
Yesterday it made some awful noises whist in neutral.
It's beard
Headed to the garage this morning... I fear this is gonna be the clutch or gearbox, and that'll mean the end for her.
Reposted by Todd Halfpenny
It's #tshirtTuesday + we have a question for you, how long is a piece of sprint?
Our new design is perfect for anyone who knows timelines stretch… and sometimes just have a life of their own.
🔗 shirtforce.org/tee/how-long-piece-sprint 👕
#tshirtTuesday #devHumour #techHumour #salesforce #agile
Our new design is perfect for anyone who knows timelines stretch… and sometimes just have a life of their own.
🔗 shirtforce.org/tee/how-long-piece-sprint 👕
#tshirtTuesday #devHumour #techHumour #salesforce #agile
November 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
It's #tshirtTuesday + we have a question for you, how long is a piece of sprint?
Our new design is perfect for anyone who knows timelines stretch… and sometimes just have a life of their own.
🔗 shirtforce.org/tee/how-long-piece-sprint 👕
#tshirtTuesday #devHumour #techHumour #salesforce #agile
Our new design is perfect for anyone who knows timelines stretch… and sometimes just have a life of their own.
🔗 shirtforce.org/tee/how-long-piece-sprint 👕
#tshirtTuesday #devHumour #techHumour #salesforce #agile
1 min into Politics Live on the BBC and they've already mentioned reform. They're bloody obsessed.
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
1 min into Politics Live on the BBC and they've already mentioned reform. They're bloody obsessed.
Just back from a great skateboarding session. I _almost_ made my first blunt, and have almost unlocked FS in the bowl.
And the icing on the cake... Harper came with me and loved it too.
And the icing on the cake... Harper came with me and loved it too.
November 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just back from a great skateboarding session. I _almost_ made my first blunt, and have almost unlocked FS in the bowl.
And the icing on the cake... Harper came with me and loved it too.
And the icing on the cake... Harper came with me and loved it too.
Oh man... I've been chasing down a memory leak in an angular app... turns out a component had accidentally imported AppRoutingModule.
The component didn't need it, I can only assume that a mis-type caused VSCode to auto add the import line.
The component didn't need it, I can only assume that a mis-type caused VSCode to auto add the import line.
October 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Oh man... I've been chasing down a memory leak in an angular app... turns out a component had accidentally imported AppRoutingModule.
The component didn't need it, I can only assume that a mis-type caused VSCode to auto add the import line.
The component didn't need it, I can only assume that a mis-type caused VSCode to auto add the import line.
October 31, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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📣 We’re introducing a foundational upgrade to Heroku Connect. Now, Accelerated Polling can listen to Salesforce Change Data Capture (CDC) to speed up the polling frequency for your key objects.
🔗 Details here URL https://sforce.co/3Ldu8Z8
🔗 Details here URL https://sforce.co/3Ldu8Z8
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
📣 We’re introducing a foundational upgrade to Heroku Connect. Now, Accelerated Polling can listen to Salesforce Change Data Capture (CDC) to speed up the polling frequency for your key objects.
🔗 Details here URL https://sforce.co/3Ldu8Z8
🔗 Details here URL https://sforce.co/3Ldu8Z8
Some people have photos of their families or pets on their desk... I have a jar of sourdough starter.
(I do also have a photo of my kids... I promise)
(I do also have a photo of my kids... I promise)
October 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Some people have photos of their families or pets on their desk... I have a jar of sourdough starter.
(I do also have a photo of my kids... I promise)
(I do also have a photo of my kids... I promise)
Looking into Qobuz at the moment, and so far so good.
I'm having to use an electron wrapper for an app on my linux machine, but on the web and my phone it all seems to be working really well.
I'm currently on a 1 month free trial, so we'll see how it goes as my daily player.
I'm having to use an electron wrapper for an app on my linux machine, but on the web and my phone it all seems to be working really well.
I'm currently on a 1 month free trial, so we'll see how it goes as my daily player.
Anyone for a favourite Spotify alternative (not apple)?
Thanks.
Thanks.
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Looking into Qobuz at the moment, and so far so good.
I'm having to use an electron wrapper for an app on my linux machine, but on the web and my phone it all seems to be working really well.
I'm currently on a 1 month free trial, so we'll see how it goes as my daily player.
I'm having to use an electron wrapper for an app on my linux machine, but on the web and my phone it all seems to be working really well.
I'm currently on a 1 month free trial, so we'll see how it goes as my daily player.
Love this... and reminds me of one of my favourite @shirtforce.org t-shirts.
shirtforce.org/shop/clothin...
shirtforce.org/shop/clothin...
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Love this... and reminds me of one of my favourite @shirtforce.org t-shirts.
shirtforce.org/shop/clothin...
shirtforce.org/shop/clothin...
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At what point do we officially say the US is a dictatorship?
October 30, 2025 at 7:46 AM
At what point do we officially say the US is a dictatorship?
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In case you missed #DF25 or want to see a summary of of the new #Agentforce 360 features for Salesforce Developers, here's a blog post for you:
developer.salesforce.com/blogs/2025/1...
developer.salesforce.com/blogs/2025/1...
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
In case you missed #DF25 or want to see a summary of of the new #Agentforce 360 features for Salesforce Developers, here's a blog post for you:
developer.salesforce.com/blogs/2025/1...
developer.salesforce.com/blogs/2025/1...
Anyone for a favourite Spotify alternative (not apple)?
Thanks.
Thanks.
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Anyone for a favourite Spotify alternative (not apple)?
Thanks.
Thanks.
Hmmm.... I may need to bring a heater back into my work-shed.
The loss of an hour in the late afternoon has had a real affect on the temperature out here.
The loss of an hour in the late afternoon has had a real affect on the temperature out here.
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Hmmm.... I may need to bring a heater back into my work-shed.
The loss of an hour in the late afternoon has had a real affect on the temperature out here.
The loss of an hour in the late afternoon has had a real affect on the temperature out here.