tuan nguyen
@tnguyen87.bsky.social
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smartToilet 7:55am
🚽😏
smartToilet 7:57am
lol
smartToilet 8:00am
hello??
smartToilet 8:01am
are you mad at me
smartFridge 8:05am
hey man did u say something 2 toilet he's freaking out
🚽😏
smartToilet 7:57am
lol
smartToilet 8:00am
hello??
smartToilet 8:01am
are you mad at me
smartFridge 8:05am
hey man did u say something 2 toilet he's freaking out
September 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
smartToilet 7:55am
🚽😏
smartToilet 7:57am
lol
smartToilet 8:00am
hello??
smartToilet 8:01am
are you mad at me
smartFridge 8:05am
hey man did u say something 2 toilet he's freaking out
🚽😏
smartToilet 7:57am
lol
smartToilet 8:00am
hello??
smartToilet 8:01am
are you mad at me
smartFridge 8:05am
hey man did u say something 2 toilet he's freaking out
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telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket
December 11, 2024 at 5:16 PM
telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket
president can have a lil martial law, as a treat 🥺🥺
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — South Korea’s president says he’s 'very sorry' for causing anxiety with martial law declaration.
December 7, 2024 at 2:53 AM
president can have a lil martial law, as a treat 🥺🥺
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Winter Bitch (rotated), by Ed Clark, 1959, 📸 via @nocontextcfb.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Winter Bitch (rotated), by Ed Clark, 1959, 📸 via @nocontextcfb.bsky.social
one thing i will say is that while i have no prior knowledge of the musical it was clear they made the movie with care and love so if you like the musical i think you’d enjoy this one also
seeing wicked and musicals are the bomb and by the bomb, haha, let just say, not my thing 🙃🙃
November 30, 2024 at 2:05 AM
one thing i will say is that while i have no prior knowledge of the musical it was clear they made the movie with care and love so if you like the musical i think you’d enjoy this one also
seeing wicked and musicals are the bomb and by the bomb, haha, let just say, not my thing 🙃🙃
November 30, 2024 at 1:23 AM
seeing wicked and musicals are the bomb and by the bomb, haha, let just say, not my thing 🙃🙃
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Your honor the boys were back in town
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Your honor the boys were back in town
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ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend.
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM
ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend.
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
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there is no way recaptcha doesn’t know what a fire hydrant is at this point. i have shown you so many fucking hydrants
November 22, 2024 at 10:58 PM
there is no way recaptcha doesn’t know what a fire hydrant is at this point. i have shown you so many fucking hydrants
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please don't call it goon sauce
November 22, 2024 at 7:54 PM
please don't call it goon sauce
just cleared airport security with tsa pre for the first time and let me tell you the feeling that you are better than everybody else is INTOXICATING
November 22, 2024 at 9:34 PM
just cleared airport security with tsa pre for the first time and let me tell you the feeling that you are better than everybody else is INTOXICATING
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WIFE: Babe 🥹 I have great news 🤗 I am experiencing a qualifying life event that entitles us to alter insurance benefits outside of the open enrollment period 💖
November 22, 2024 at 9:00 PM
WIFE: Babe 🥹 I have great news 🤗 I am experiencing a qualifying life event that entitles us to alter insurance benefits outside of the open enrollment period 💖
this here site reminds me so much of when twitter wasn't ruined by algorithm and bots. i can physically sense my brain relaxing when i log on here. not sure if i like it.
November 20, 2024 at 8:55 PM
this here site reminds me so much of when twitter wasn't ruined by algorithm and bots. i can physically sense my brain relaxing when i log on here. not sure if i like it.
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I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
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it’s hard to even remember what my life looked like before the 🫡 emoji
November 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
it’s hard to even remember what my life looked like before the 🫡 emoji
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The Cowboys are finding new ways to not succeed
November 19, 2024 at 3:55 AM
The Cowboys are finding new ways to not succeed
ok time to have a serious conversation on here: the font that substack uses for their site SUCKS ASS and make me want to not read anything on there regardless of how interesting it sounds
November 19, 2024 at 2:37 AM
ok time to have a serious conversation on here: the font that substack uses for their site SUCKS ASS and make me want to not read anything on there regardless of how interesting it sounds
it is a shame that we as a society STILL haven’t figured out travel pillows like just make one that works!!
November 18, 2024 at 9:45 PM
it is a shame that we as a society STILL haven’t figured out travel pillows like just make one that works!!
watching charli xcx on snl last night and i finally “get” brat do i understand it no but do i “get” it also no well kinda and THAT, kids, is brat
*place hand on ear like im receiving transmission from the fbi van across the street* i have been informed that that is not brat
*place hand on ear like im receiving transmission from the fbi van across the street* i have been informed that that is not brat
November 17, 2024 at 9:04 PM
watching charli xcx on snl last night and i finally “get” brat do i understand it no but do i “get” it also no well kinda and THAT, kids, is brat
*place hand on ear like im receiving transmission from the fbi van across the street* i have been informed that that is not brat
*place hand on ear like im receiving transmission from the fbi van across the street* i have been informed that that is not brat
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youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything
im not watching the fight but based on the live skeeting on here this thing is good enough for big events that i might leave twitter behind soon 🫡🫡
November 16, 2024 at 5:26 AM
im not watching the fight but based on the live skeeting on here this thing is good enough for big events that i might leave twitter behind soon 🫡🫡