Tjorven Hunter she/her
@tjorvenhunter.bsky.social
CITIZENS, not subjects!
SCA, wild mushroom hunter, UAPs, sometimey maker of soap.
SCA, wild mushroom hunter, UAPs, sometimey maker of soap.
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
Someone be cutting onions around here
My column this morning for @sltrib about Halloween memories as a very gay little boy.
www.sltrib.com/religion/202...
www.sltrib.com/religion/202...
Eli McCann: Remembering my first Halloween as a ‘holy drag queen’ with my fellow LDS friend
Tribune guest columnist Eli McCann remembers when he and his childhood buddy, enamored with "The Sound of Music," dressed up as nuns for Halloween.
www.sltrib.com
October 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Someone be cutting onions around here
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Everyone can set aside partisanship, psychologizing, pathologizing, whatever, and—I would hope—still see that it’s incredibly dangerous for a political leader to be this disconnected from the real conditions in the country.
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
October 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Everyone can set aside partisanship, psychologizing, pathologizing, whatever, and—I would hope—still see that it’s incredibly dangerous for a political leader to be this disconnected from the real conditions in the country.
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A quick story on the very important reason we went to Paris.
www.itjustgetsstranger.com/a-photo-shoo...
www.itjustgetsstranger.com/a-photo-shoo...
A Photo Shoot in Paris
Recently Skylar learned he could take half a breath and fourteen seconds off of work for a vacation so we thought, what the hell. Let's fly our child and everything we own to Paris.
We've had friends...
www.itjustgetsstranger.com
October 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
A quick story on the very important reason we went to Paris.
www.itjustgetsstranger.com/a-photo-shoo...
www.itjustgetsstranger.com/a-photo-shoo...
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Never stop calling the administration fascists. Never stop calling ICE fascists. Never stop calling cops fascists. Do it more. Do it louder.
September 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Never stop calling the administration fascists. Never stop calling ICE fascists. Never stop calling cops fascists. Do it more. Do it louder.
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🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon & adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🚨🚨🚨
July 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon & adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🚨🚨🚨
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I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
July 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
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[being murdered in the car]
murderer: *murdering*
me: *pointing at my correctly worn safety belt like what the heck*
murderer: *murdering*
me: *pointing at my correctly worn safety belt like what the heck*
July 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
[being murdered in the car]
murderer: *murdering*
me: *pointing at my correctly worn safety belt like what the heck*
murderer: *murdering*
me: *pointing at my correctly worn safety belt like what the heck*
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you just know that when a pineapple shows up, all the regular day to day fruits are like “what’s this guy’s problem”
July 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
you just know that when a pineapple shows up, all the regular day to day fruits are like “what’s this guy’s problem”
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i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
July 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
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me: no one believes me when i say there's a secret race of horse-people
therapist: try to ignore the naysayers
me: the fucking who
therapist: try to ignore the naysayers
me: the fucking who
April 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
me: no one believes me when i say there's a secret race of horse-people
therapist: try to ignore the naysayers
me: the fucking who
therapist: try to ignore the naysayers
me: the fucking who
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the boy who cried wolf would be a way cooler story if actual wolves came out of his eyes
June 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
the boy who cried wolf would be a way cooler story if actual wolves came out of his eyes
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chief: you're suspended, turn in your things
detective: *hands over gun & badge*
chief: …and?
detective: (reluctant) *hands over mustache*
detective: *hands over gun & badge*
chief: …and?
detective: (reluctant) *hands over mustache*
December 13, 2024 at 12:42 PM
chief: you're suspended, turn in your things
detective: *hands over gun & badge*
chief: …and?
detective: (reluctant) *hands over mustache*
detective: *hands over gun & badge*
chief: …and?
detective: (reluctant) *hands over mustache*
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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a single look at any social media today would kill a person from 2024
May 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
a single look at any social media today would kill a person from 2024
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[one minute after being buried in coffin]
me: well this is actually kind of relax-
[loud bass coming from the coffin next door]
me: well this is actually kind of relax-
[loud bass coming from the coffin next door]
October 9, 2023 at 6:50 PM
[one minute after being buried in coffin]
me: well this is actually kind of relax-
[loud bass coming from the coffin next door]
me: well this is actually kind of relax-
[loud bass coming from the coffin next door]
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imagine it’s a Tuesday evening and you’re at the main grocery store on the Death Star and, upon entering the produce section, you spot Darth Vader by the bananas and he’s wearing Birkenstocks
November 30, 2024 at 9:05 PM
imagine it’s a Tuesday evening and you’re at the main grocery store on the Death Star and, upon entering the produce section, you spot Darth Vader by the bananas and he’s wearing Birkenstocks
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Executioner: any last words?
Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch
Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch
January 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Executioner: any last words?
Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch
Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
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“Pope Leo XIV” felt right, but “Daddy Pontifex” was narrowly rejected.
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“Pope Leo XIV” felt right, but “Daddy Pontifex” was narrowly rejected.
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Kissing the ring is optional, but buying me a drink is not.
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Kissing the ring is optional, but buying me a drink is not.
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The MLA Pope still refuses to number footnotes. We do not speak.
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The MLA Pope still refuses to number footnotes. We do not speak.