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A wizard can join you on your quest
but you can never join a wizard on their journey.
but you can never join a wizard on their journey.
January 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
A wizard can join you on your quest
but you can never join a wizard on their journey.
but you can never join a wizard on their journey.
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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If you’re nice, Santa gives you toys (elves make the toys).
If you’re naughty, Santa gives you coal (we do not know the origin of the coal).
If you’re naughty, Santa gives you coal (we do not know the origin of the coal).
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you’re nice, Santa gives you toys (elves make the toys).
If you’re naughty, Santa gives you coal (we do not know the origin of the coal).
If you’re naughty, Santa gives you coal (we do not know the origin of the coal).
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
Office holiday tip for 2025:
Screen print a picture of your shyest coworker’s face onto a sweatshirt and wear it to work for Ugly Sweater Day
Screen print a picture of your shyest coworker’s face onto a sweatshirt and wear it to work for Ugly Sweater Day
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Office holiday tip for 2025:
Screen print a picture of your shyest coworker’s face onto a sweatshirt and wear it to work for Ugly Sweater Day
Screen print a picture of your shyest coworker’s face onto a sweatshirt and wear it to work for Ugly Sweater Day
This ain’t a zoo, it’s a monkey bank
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This ain’t a zoo, it’s a monkey bank
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hi I just found out about planthopper nymphs
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
hi I just found out about planthopper nymphs
Showing this picture to my barber for reference
Me examining new followers.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Showing this picture to my barber for reference
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i always lose it right about at frodo
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i always lose it right about at frodo
Hell yeah numbers go up 😎
“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hell yeah numbers go up 😎
To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin,
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin,
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They should add an “in memoriam” section to the parade with big ass floats of your favorite deads from the previous year.
Big ol Dick Cheney balloon whipping around in the wind
Big ol Dick Cheney balloon whipping around in the wind
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
They should add an “in memoriam” section to the parade with big ass floats of your favorite deads from the previous year.
Big ol Dick Cheney balloon whipping around in the wind
Big ol Dick Cheney balloon whipping around in the wind
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Competitive depravity--transgression without accountability, pursued by elites as a means of personal satisfaction and status competition with each other--is the red thread linking use of the offshore system with the rampant sexual exploitation of women observed among many wealthy, powerful men.
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Competitive depravity--transgression without accountability, pursued by elites as a means of personal satisfaction and status competition with each other--is the red thread linking use of the offshore system with the rampant sexual exploitation of women observed among many wealthy, powerful men.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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Me if I was the giant Garfield at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade and I saw the real me at the parade eating a full ass lasagna in the middle of the crowd straight out the pan as a tribute.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Me if I was the giant Garfield at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade and I saw the real me at the parade eating a full ass lasagna in the middle of the crowd straight out the pan as a tribute.
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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When I look at the drake passage, all I see is *yearning*
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When I look at the drake passage, all I see is *yearning*
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...