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I have been called Cool exactly twice in my entire life. I am thirty-nine years old.
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In the discord watching this dude rant and rave about computer problems I've never had like they're a universal experience and just enjoying the casual beauty of seeing how other people live their lives.
January 10, 2024 at 2:11 PM
In the discord watching this dude rant and rave about computer problems I've never had like they're a universal experience and just enjoying the casual beauty of seeing how other people live their lives.
I've hit a new low by becoming one of those wretched nerds who learned to use chopsticks because they don't like getting their fingers coated in flavor dust and crumbs.
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I've hit a new low by becoming one of those wretched nerds who learned to use chopsticks because they don't like getting their fingers coated in flavor dust and crumbs.
A 12 hour day at work, on a Friday.
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A 12 hour day at work, on a Friday.
A coworker asked me what my favorite ai service was and in my reply I used the phrase ‘ontological, biblical evil’, was this a misstep?
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A coworker asked me what my favorite ai service was and in my reply I used the phrase ‘ontological, biblical evil’, was this a misstep?
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Tomorrow the KSMU They Might be Giants music marathon begins. Request your songs now. Interviews, rarities, and a live performance probably around 5:20 central. Streaming at KMSU.org.
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Tomorrow the KSMU They Might be Giants music marathon begins. Request your songs now. Interviews, rarities, and a live performance probably around 5:20 central. Streaming at KMSU.org.
Teaching the robots to smoke was a mistake, now they're waging a cataclysmic hyperwar over the best brand.
The current major alliance blocs are Newports vs Camels.
The current major alliance blocs are Newports vs Camels.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Teaching the robots to smoke was a mistake, now they're waging a cataclysmic hyperwar over the best brand.
The current major alliance blocs are Newports vs Camels.
The current major alliance blocs are Newports vs Camels.
They don't make teen comedies anymore because being a minor of any age is now so unambiguously shitty and miserable that target audiences can't relate.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
They don't make teen comedies anymore because being a minor of any age is now so unambiguously shitty and miserable that target audiences can't relate.
they are coming to arrest me for torrenting too many episodes of steven universe
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
they are coming to arrest me for torrenting too many episodes of steven universe
Manual transmission electric car.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Manual transmission electric car.
Saying this at work at making certain co-workers mad.
Every person in the united states deserves $5000 a month.
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Saying this at work at making certain co-workers mad.
I’m always saying this.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m always saying this.
Had a unique emotional experience at the dentist when Fast Car came onto the radio while my guy was making concerned sounds about my teeth and i had my eyes closed because the fluorescent lights were giving me a headache.
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Had a unique emotional experience at the dentist when Fast Car came onto the radio while my guy was making concerned sounds about my teeth and i had my eyes closed because the fluorescent lights were giving me a headache.
Everyone has the day off except me, as usual.
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Everyone has the day off except me, as usual.
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I love computers in the same way god loves orphans.
September 19, 2023 at 1:15 PM
I love computers in the same way god loves orphans.
The store has started carrying the impossibly bleakly named Happy Dad hard seltzer.
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The store has started carrying the impossibly bleakly named Happy Dad hard seltzer.
Immunizing myself against heavy metal poisoning by eating a teaspoon of cadmium every day.
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Immunizing myself against heavy metal poisoning by eating a teaspoon of cadmium every day.
I can't drink it anymore for health reasons but I still support gatorade as a brand because i believe in staying hydrated.
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I can't drink it anymore for health reasons but I still support gatorade as a brand because i believe in staying hydrated.
Wes Anderson's Blood Meridian
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Wes Anderson's Blood Meridian
Is spotify calling me a bitch?
October 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Is spotify calling me a bitch?
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The Da Vinci Chode
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Da Vinci Chode
If your deck runs tutors or counterspells or board wipes I beg of you to please either learn to play Magic properly or move on to a game that asks less of you intellectually like pokemon or flesh and blood. You must have faith not just in the design of your deck, but in the you who designed it.
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If your deck runs tutors or counterspells or board wipes I beg of you to please either learn to play Magic properly or move on to a game that asks less of you intellectually like pokemon or flesh and blood. You must have faith not just in the design of your deck, but in the you who designed it.
All I want to do is drink gatorade and eat naan with hummus. It’s all I can think about.
October 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
All I want to do is drink gatorade and eat naan with hummus. It’s all I can think about.
As a chemist or material scientist your ultimate goal should be to discover a compound so amazing that you need to be sealed in plastic and buried in a concrete lined grave at least 5 meters deep and 50 meters away from any source of water when you die of exposure to it six weeks later.
October 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
As a chemist or material scientist your ultimate goal should be to discover a compound so amazing that you need to be sealed in plastic and buried in a concrete lined grave at least 5 meters deep and 50 meters away from any source of water when you die of exposure to it six weeks later.
A european twink called me cringe and now I must retire from polite society.
October 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A european twink called me cringe and now I must retire from polite society.
At work on a saturday, probably until 3.00 at the earliest.
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
At work on a saturday, probably until 3.00 at the earliest.