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@57htz.bsky.social
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I have been called Cool exactly twice in my entire life. I am thirty-nine years old.
When is it too late in the day for orange juice?
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
When is it too late in the day for orange juice?
Award-winning loser.
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Award-winning loser.
Pizza place with chow mein on the menu.
February 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Pizza place with chow mein on the menu.
My life is a mess because I'm addicted to the feeling you get when you know you've made a terrible mistake about something important.
January 30, 2026 at 8:11 PM
My life is a mess because I'm addicted to the feeling you get when you know you've made a terrible mistake about something important.
Grant me the serenity to walk away from a joke that isn't landing, the courage to commit to the bit, and the wisdom to know the difference.
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Grant me the serenity to walk away from a joke that isn't landing, the courage to commit to the bit, and the wisdom to know the difference.
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the doom of boats, and ships, and men
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
the doom of boats, and ships, and men
The 9/11 of sex.
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The 9/11 of sex.
Chilling at the observatory on Myst Island with the crew
January 29, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Chilling at the observatory on Myst Island with the crew
Self-ironing wizard robe
January 28, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Self-ironing wizard robe
Seeing a place on zillow and knowing instinctively that a cousin lived there.
January 27, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Seeing a place on zillow and knowing instinctively that a cousin lived there.
We all love to drink water, don't we folks?
January 24, 2026 at 3:26 PM
We all love to drink water, don't we folks?
I was searching for something else and got reminded of why I don’t go to taco bell as often as I used to
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I was searching for something else and got reminded of why I don’t go to taco bell as often as I used to
Annoying co-workers by not knowing what, exactly, my title is.
January 21, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Annoying co-workers by not knowing what, exactly, my title is.
Watched a video that made me motion sick just in time for bed.
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Watched a video that made me motion sick just in time for bed.
I’m an AV expert and media specialist so you can trust me when I say that 4k is not real. They made it up to sell new televisions and dvds to film nerds. They will kill me for saying this but the people need to know.
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I’m an AV expert and media specialist so you can trust me when I say that 4k is not real. They made it up to sell new televisions and dvds to film nerds. They will kill me for saying this but the people need to know.
A wizard can join you on your quest
but you can never join a wizard on their journey.
but you can never join a wizard on their journey.
January 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
A wizard can join you on your quest
but you can never join a wizard on their journey.
but you can never join a wizard on their journey.
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Finding myself overwhelmed by the tragedy of it all.
March 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Finding myself overwhelmed by the tragedy of it all.
Would you make a 2 hour round trip to buy your favorite soda? Note that a ferry is involved.
January 16, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Would you make a 2 hour round trip to buy your favorite soda? Note that a ferry is involved.
The Four Heavenly Uncs:
Burnout
Openly racist
Suspiciously young and/or wealthy
Not actually related to you
Burnout
Openly racist
Suspiciously young and/or wealthy
Not actually related to you
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The Four Heavenly Uncs:
Burnout
Openly racist
Suspiciously young and/or wealthy
Not actually related to you
Burnout
Openly racist
Suspiciously young and/or wealthy
Not actually related to you
We’re all going to learn Blender this year.
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
We’re all going to learn Blender this year.
I don't think you can die in space.
January 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I don't think you can die in space.
While I don’t drink alcoholic beverages, I do drink a lot of soda and juice, so the concept of a ‘beer fridge’ is still appealing to me
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
While I don’t drink alcoholic beverages, I do drink a lot of soda and juice, so the concept of a ‘beer fridge’ is still appealing to me
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They're saying I'm banned from tournament play for life
They're saying my local is going to put me down like a wild dog
They're saying I made maro so mad he blacked out
They're saying they're going to send me to YuGiOh prison
'I don't understand, my commander deck is totally normal'
They're saying my local is going to put me down like a wild dog
They're saying I made maro so mad he blacked out
They're saying they're going to send me to YuGiOh prison
'I don't understand, my commander deck is totally normal'
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
They're saying I'm banned from tournament play for life
They're saying my local is going to put me down like a wild dog
They're saying I made maro so mad he blacked out
They're saying they're going to send me to YuGiOh prison
'I don't understand, my commander deck is totally normal'
They're saying my local is going to put me down like a wild dog
They're saying I made maro so mad he blacked out
They're saying they're going to send me to YuGiOh prison
'I don't understand, my commander deck is totally normal'
That's my Clementine!
January 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
That's my Clementine!
They're saying I'm banned from tournament play for life
They're saying my local is going to put me down like a wild dog
They're saying I made maro so mad he blacked out
They're saying they're going to send me to YuGiOh prison
'I don't understand, my commander deck is totally normal'
They're saying my local is going to put me down like a wild dog
They're saying I made maro so mad he blacked out
They're saying they're going to send me to YuGiOh prison
'I don't understand, my commander deck is totally normal'
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
They're saying I'm banned from tournament play for life
They're saying my local is going to put me down like a wild dog
They're saying I made maro so mad he blacked out
They're saying they're going to send me to YuGiOh prison
'I don't understand, my commander deck is totally normal'
They're saying my local is going to put me down like a wild dog
They're saying I made maro so mad he blacked out
They're saying they're going to send me to YuGiOh prison
'I don't understand, my commander deck is totally normal'