Kitty/Inner West Hansard
@tiredhottakes.bsky.social
You can’t get mad at me, I’m disabled.
I’m also a woman with absolutely no patience.
Never got my pen license. I’ve been writing unlicensed all this time.
Inner West, Sydney, Australia
I’m also a woman with absolutely no patience.
Never got my pen license. I’ve been writing unlicensed all this time.
Inner West, Sydney, Australia
Pinned
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
I regret to inform you that “1979” by Smashing Pumpkins was released in 1996, which is now 30 years ago. Meaning a similar song released in 2026 would be called “2009”
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
Bit concerned with the number of people online who have said ‘oh, a kid got their NDIS funding reduced? Understandably the natural response is to kill the whole family’.
Eugenics rolls off the tongue pretty easily when the kids are disabled.
Eugenics rolls off the tongue pretty easily when the kids are disabled.
February 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Bit concerned with the number of people online who have said ‘oh, a kid got their NDIS funding reduced? Understandably the natural response is to kill the whole family’.
Eugenics rolls off the tongue pretty easily when the kids are disabled.
Eugenics rolls off the tongue pretty easily when the kids are disabled.
Reposted by Kitty/Inner West Hansard
rt if u hate nazis and love boobs
"i will slurp down swastikas all day but do not let me see one boob" is an excellent filter for awful people. i, for one, hate nazis and love boobs, and i'm brave enough to say it
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
rt if u hate nazis and love boobs
Strands #702
“On key”
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“On key”
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February 2, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Strands #702
“On key”
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“On key”
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Connections
Puzzle #968
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Puzzle #968
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February 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Connections
Puzzle #968
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Wordle 1,690 4/6
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I thought we had that one already
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I thought we had that one already
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Wordle 1,690 4/6
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I thought we had that one already
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I thought we had that one already
At least two people looked directly at him when he farted. I think we should call farting in a presser or business meeting ‘Trumping’.
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
At least two people looked directly at him when he farted. I think we should call farting in a presser or business meeting ‘Trumping’.
As an aside, it’s absolutely mental that Liberal govts in Australia have pursued unilateral relations with the US over strengthening multilateral relations in Asia. I mean, LOOK AT IT.
Lessons in geography #888
Most peeps live in Asia, most in UTC+8
If you live in that time zone, its:
Perth, (Western) Australia
Jakarta, Indonesia
Singapore
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Manila, Philippines
Shanghai, China
Taipei, Taiwan
Hong Kong
Beijing, China
US-centric dude in the other place
Most peeps live in Asia, most in UTC+8
If you live in that time zone, its:
Perth, (Western) Australia
Jakarta, Indonesia
Singapore
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Manila, Philippines
Shanghai, China
Taipei, Taiwan
Hong Kong
Beijing, China
US-centric dude in the other place
February 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
As an aside, it’s absolutely mental that Liberal govts in Australia have pursued unilateral relations with the US over strengthening multilateral relations in Asia. I mean, LOOK AT IT.
I so want to believe that Trump sharted and the staff went into damage control, but it’s clearly not the case. I mean he definitely farted, at least. But the staff didn’t jump up then. He spoke, then waved his hands as if to say ‘go now’. And that’s when there staff started telling people to leave.
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I so want to believe that Trump sharted and the staff went into damage control, but it’s clearly not the case. I mean he definitely farted, at least. But the staff didn’t jump up then. He spoke, then waved his hands as if to say ‘go now’. And that’s when there staff started telling people to leave.
Reposted by Kitty/Inner West Hansard
I think so. Previously the reverse has happened - in some Green seats where there were no Teal candidates, you had Teal-By-Proxy, which is demonstrated by the fact that there is a strong three way contest in those electorates, but most have gone back to Labor now.
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I think so. Previously the reverse has happened - in some Green seats where there were no Teal candidates, you had Teal-By-Proxy, which is demonstrated by the fact that there is a strong three way contest in those electorates, but most have gone back to Labor now.
Boomers and Gen X: Everything is different and it scares me, because of woke
Millennials: I just want somewhere to live
Zoomers: Things are not woke/just woke enough
Millennials: I just want somewhere to live
Zoomers: Things are not woke/just woke enough
#Redbridge/Accent fed poll in the AFR
Libs, Nats in freefall while Hanson surges: Poll
TPP: ALP 56 (0) L/NP 44 (0)
Primaries: ALP 34 (-1) L/NP 19 (-7) ON 26 (+9) GRN 11 (-2) OTH 10 (+1)
www.afr.com/politics/fed... ($) #auspol
archive version: archive.is/0xdkl
Libs, Nats in freefall while Hanson surges: Poll
TPP: ALP 56 (0) L/NP 44 (0)
Primaries: ALP 34 (-1) L/NP 19 (-7) ON 26 (+9) GRN 11 (-2) OTH 10 (+1)
www.afr.com/politics/fed... ($) #auspol
archive version: archive.is/0xdkl
February 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Boomers and Gen X: Everything is different and it scares me, because of woke
Millennials: I just want somewhere to live
Zoomers: Things are not woke/just woke enough
Millennials: I just want somewhere to live
Zoomers: Things are not woke/just woke enough
Precisely!
February 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Precisely!
I feel like this trend to reinvent the wheel in terms of food has really had its day. Now we’re just slapping labels on dishes that already exist as something else. It’s already very common to eat green beans with pecorino and pepper!
February 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I feel like this trend to reinvent the wheel in terms of food has really had its day. Now we’re just slapping labels on dishes that already exist as something else. It’s already very common to eat green beans with pecorino and pepper!
Strands #701
“Formidable flock”
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Decent
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February 1, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Strands #701
“Formidable flock”
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Decent
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Connections
Puzzle #967
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February 1, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Connections
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Puzzle #967
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Wordle 1,689 4/6
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February 1, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Wordle 1,689 4/6
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Heheheh. I feel the same!
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Heheheh. I feel the same!
Heheheh thank you!
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Heheheh thank you!
Made pork katsu curry for my baby’s 18th birthday, at their request. I used my new chamber vacuum seal to seal the pork loin medallions in bags and then sous vide them at 63C for four hours, then crumbed and fried them today. Magical.
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Made pork katsu curry for my baby’s 18th birthday, at their request. I used my new chamber vacuum seal to seal the pork loin medallions in bags and then sous vide them at 63C for four hours, then crumbed and fried them today. Magical.
This made me realise how the self driving car is the boss level of carbrain. Need to get somewhere but don’t want to drive yourself? Catch public transport, my friend.
Nooooooooo I must have my own broombroom carrrrrr to do it
Nooooooooo I must have my own broombroom carrrrrr to do it
You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS
January 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This made me realise how the self driving car is the boss level of carbrain. Need to get somewhere but don’t want to drive yourself? Catch public transport, my friend.
Nooooooooo I must have my own broombroom carrrrrr to do it
Nooooooooo I must have my own broombroom carrrrrr to do it
Sometimes we have cloaking ability. Please don’t be so quick to judge.
January 31, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Sometimes we have cloaking ability. Please don’t be so quick to judge.
Reposted by Kitty/Inner West Hansard
About time. It’s an antiquated, nonsense threshold in law.
January 31, 2026 at 8:28 PM
About time. It’s an antiquated, nonsense threshold in law.
Strands #700
“It's a gift”
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January 31, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Strands #700
“It's a gift”
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My suburb is making weird noises
“It's a gift”
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