TIMtheTOON
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Builds Lego, runs Traveller RPG,
watches unwatchable movies
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watches unwatchable movies
📷 @timtoonstudio
📼 @hystpod.bsky.social
http://haveyouseen.us
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TIMtheTOON
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· Nov 18
The Riven Mag-Lev is now available in the @cyan.com online store! This is a limited-edition microscale set of the iconic vehicle made from #Lego bricks:
store.cyan.com/products/pre...
store.cyan.com/products/pre...
This is so crazy, “toy doctor” is the title I had working on set for Lego’s [redacted] promotion last year
January 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This is so crazy, “toy doctor” is the title I had working on set for Lego’s [redacted] promotion last year
An affront to entertainment, PERVY THE CLOWN is the most singularly tragic attempt at porn we’ve ever seen; we could have stopped there, our labors done
One of the all-time best episodes.
In a way, it feels like it should have been the FINAL episode, but I'm happy as hell it wasn't.
In a way, it feels like it should have been the FINAL episode, but I'm happy as hell it wasn't.
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
An affront to entertainment, PERVY THE CLOWN is the most singularly tragic attempt at porn we’ve ever seen; we could have stopped there, our labors done
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We all know which game they really meant
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
We all know which game they really meant
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
Relatable Aussie culture is “nahyeah, I know a hair-trigger lunatic”
PLAYLUNCH - Keith (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Playlunch
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January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Relatable Aussie culture is “nahyeah, I know a hair-trigger lunatic”
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If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
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In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine
Walking down Third Street Promenade, a stunning brunette in what looked like a vintage wedding dress rushed past me. A pedestrian and I looked at each other like …was that Helena Bonham Carter?
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Walking down Third Street Promenade, a stunning brunette in what looked like a vintage wedding dress rushed past me. A pedestrian and I looked at each other like …was that Helena Bonham Carter?
The affable barista asked me if the same jacket I had been wearing for 15 years was “vintage“
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The affable barista asked me if the same jacket I had been wearing for 15 years was “vintage“
“You can’t outsmart bad faith.” In #MDC week 21, Chris is fed up with humoring willful ignorance, citing this RPG essay dconstructions.wordpress.com/2025/08/06/e...
Ecce Homo, Ecce Ludus
(Note: it turns out Substack is boosting nazi profiles and trying to drive culture wars for money so I’m back here, blogging away) As someone with autism and a whole host of mental illnesses,…
dconstructions.wordpress.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“You can’t outsmart bad faith.” In #MDC week 21, Chris is fed up with humoring willful ignorance, citing this RPG essay dconstructions.wordpress.com/2025/08/06/e...
I still think about AAAAAthatsSixAs@yahoo.com from an article 20 years ago
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I still think about AAAAAthatsSixAs@yahoo.com from an article 20 years ago
A CHRISTMAS CAROL (2019) gives a much deeper character study of Scrooge than you’ve seen before
There's still some eggnog left and we want to go to bat for this darker-than-dark 2019 adaptation of Charles Dickens's well-trod classic, A CHRISTMAS CAROL www.patreon.com/posts/146876...
265 - A Christmas Carol | Have You Seen This?
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December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A CHRISTMAS CAROL (2019) gives a much deeper character study of Scrooge than you’ve seen before
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I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
“Jen, the Lord works in baffling and stupid ways.“
Not much karate, the Christmas aspects are fairly anemic, and it's far from miraculous: we welcomed @bitterkarella.bsky.social to help us with a close read of the un-close-read-able, A KARATE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE www.patreon.com/posts/145857...
263 - A Karate Christmas Miracle | Have You Seen This?
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December 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
“Jen, the Lord works in baffling and stupid ways.“
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Referring to Iron Man as “White M.A.N.T.I.S.”
December 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Referring to Iron Man as “White M.A.N.T.I.S.”
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I’d always wondered how the Mayans resolved the five “nameless days” at the end of the calendar, but now it makes sense
Maya calendar - Wikipedia
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December 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’d always wondered how the Mayans resolved the five “nameless days” at the end of the calendar, but now it makes sense
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Based on nothing, I feel like Apple rolled out the red carpet for Vince Gilligan, gave him a blank check, and it weirded him out so much he made this
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Based on nothing, I feel like Apple rolled out the red carpet for Vince Gilligan, gave him a blank check, and it weirded him out so much he made this
Based on nothing, I feel like Apple rolled out the red carpet for Vince Gilligan, gave him a blank check, and it weirded him out so much he made this
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Based on nothing, I feel like Apple rolled out the red carpet for Vince Gilligan, gave him a blank check, and it weirded him out so much he made this
Almost forgot about another great Christmas episode of Inside No. 9
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Almost forgot about another great Christmas episode of Inside No. 9
While counting my trove of unopened sets, I was visited in the night by an exclusive minifigure. "I store the Lego I built in life," said the Ghost. "I made it brick by brick, and set by set; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I store it."
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
While counting my trove of unopened sets, I was visited in the night by an exclusive minifigure. "I store the Lego I built in life," said the Ghost. "I made it brick by brick, and set by set; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I store it."
I mentioned in our episode on THE VELVET VAMPIRE that nearly ten years ago Scream Factory produced 1000 copies of this movie on Blu-ray and you could not find them for love nor money. Thanks to one of our fans… here it is!
December 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I mentioned in our episode on THE VELVET VAMPIRE that nearly ten years ago Scream Factory produced 1000 copies of this movie on Blu-ray and you could not find them for love nor money. Thanks to one of our fans… here it is!
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Why not while away two hours before punching out with The Avalanches' BBC Radio 1 Essential Mix from 2016, expertly blending disco, soul, Monkberry Moon Delight, noise rock, Zappa, film dialogue snippets, Afrobeat, outsider shit, and Shakedown fuckin' Street www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycFx...
BBC Radio 1 Essential Mix 2016 - The Avalanches
YouTube video by The Avalanches
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December 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Why not while away two hours before punching out with The Avalanches' BBC Radio 1 Essential Mix from 2016, expertly blending disco, soul, Monkberry Moon Delight, noise rock, Zappa, film dialogue snippets, Afrobeat, outsider shit, and Shakedown fuckin' Street www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycFx...
There is no subject under the sun so fascinating, intricate or challenging that it can’t be made less appealing by a pair of wankers with a podcast.
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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New theory: Santa is suspended in quantum superposition, so if you observe him, it collapses his waveform and he is unable to exist simultaneously in several billion homes on one night ☄️
December 25, 2023 at 2:23 AM
New theory: Santa is suspended in quantum superposition, so if you observe him, it collapses his waveform and he is unable to exist simultaneously in several billion homes on one night ☄️
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BLACK CHRISTMAS is a Christmas movie
BLACK CHRISTMAS is a Christmas movie
Our BLACK CHRISTMAS episode is now up for patrons! www.patreon.com/posts/146382...
264 - Black Christmas | Have You Seen This?
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December 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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BLACK CHRISTMAS is a Christmas movie
BLACK CHRISTMAS is a Christmas movie