tim royal
@timroyal.bsky.social
Northwest coast rapscallion. Enjoyer of court room outbursts, springtime baseball, and boiled crawfish.
Pinned
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When you explain it plainly, it’s hard not to see where we are as a country.
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
When you explain it plainly, it’s hard not to see where we are as a country.
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excellent witness — and nobody can call him an outside agitator because he describes the roadblocking angles of the ICE vehicles just before the shooting in the most Minnesota terms possible, as being parked “kitty wampus”
Local Fox9 interviews a witness in Minneapolis at the site of the murder
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
excellent witness — and nobody can call him an outside agitator because he describes the roadblocking angles of the ICE vehicles just before the shooting in the most Minnesota terms possible, as being parked “kitty wampus”
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
And 1 million Epstein files appeared from thin air
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
And 1 million Epstein files appeared from thin air
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
And 1 million Epstein files appeared from thin air
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
And 1 million Epstein files appeared from thin air
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So the "most transparent president in history" won't let Jack Smith's testimony become public. He's got them holding back tens of thousands of Epstein documents, haven't seen his taxes, his school records, and no one knows why the East Wing was destroyed before he even had ballroom plans. Yeah.
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
So the "most transparent president in history" won't let Jack Smith's testimony become public. He's got them holding back tens of thousands of Epstein documents, haven't seen his taxes, his school records, and no one knows why the East Wing was destroyed before he even had ballroom plans. Yeah.
“Coffee smells like adulthood.” - My 10 yr old
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“Coffee smells like adulthood.” - My 10 yr old
An excellent way to spend an hour
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
An excellent way to spend an hour
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What is this Scooby Doo shit
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
What is this Scooby Doo shit
@profanity.accountant I’m thinking I’m a good fish
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@profanity.accountant I’m thinking I’m a good fish
The 25th Amendment is a joke tbh. VP and majority of cabinet declare Prez unfit. Prez writes a letter and says “Nuh uh”, and goes to Congress, which needs 2/3rds vote in both chambers to remove Prez. It’s an utter fairy tale.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The 25th Amendment is a joke tbh. VP and majority of cabinet declare Prez unfit. Prez writes a letter and says “Nuh uh”, and goes to Congress, which needs 2/3rds vote in both chambers to remove Prez. It’s an utter fairy tale.
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No notes 🎯….internet is undefeated!
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
No notes 🎯….internet is undefeated!
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According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
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NEW: A federal court temporarily blocked the Trump administration’s deployment of the National Guard in Oregon, ruling that the president's actions violated federal law and the Constitution. A permanent block is expected to be issued this week.
In Blow to Trump’s Power Grab, Federal Judge Blocks Troop Deployment In Oregon
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
NEW: A federal court temporarily blocked the Trump administration’s deployment of the National Guard in Oregon, ruling that the president's actions violated federal law and the Constitution. A permanent block is expected to be issued this week.
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October 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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They are treating America like it is Iraq circa 2007. Surge of armed forces in what they think are hostile cities, while the administration lives in the protected Green Zone. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/purge-merg...
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
They are treating America like it is Iraq circa 2007. Surge of armed forces in what they think are hostile cities, while the administration lives in the protected Green Zone. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/purge-merg...
Read it, then read it again.
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Read it, then read it again.
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This and the Chicago indictments make it abundantly clear that the rule of law is dead at DOJ. The agency has been fully weaponized to smite Trump’s enemies and shield his friends.
Breaking on MSNBC:
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This and the Chicago indictments make it abundantly clear that the rule of law is dead at DOJ. The agency has been fully weaponized to smite Trump’s enemies and shield his friends.
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government of, by, and for violent criminals
Breaking on MSNBC:
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
government of, by, and for violent criminals
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Which of these steps is not a certainty?
1. Trump runs for a 3rd term
2. If Trump loses, he claims voting fraud
3. VP does what he was selected for: refuses to certify the election
The only uncertainties are his health, and the Const. legal maneuvering (but don’t kid yourself- Trump can circumvent)
1. Trump runs for a 3rd term
2. If Trump loses, he claims voting fraud
3. VP does what he was selected for: refuses to certify the election
The only uncertainties are his health, and the Const. legal maneuvering (but don’t kid yourself- Trump can circumvent)
July 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Which of these steps is not a certainty?
1. Trump runs for a 3rd term
2. If Trump loses, he claims voting fraud
3. VP does what he was selected for: refuses to certify the election
The only uncertainties are his health, and the Const. legal maneuvering (but don’t kid yourself- Trump can circumvent)
1. Trump runs for a 3rd term
2. If Trump loses, he claims voting fraud
3. VP does what he was selected for: refuses to certify the election
The only uncertainties are his health, and the Const. legal maneuvering (but don’t kid yourself- Trump can circumvent)
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The White House reveals their new logo.
October 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The White House reveals their new logo.
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it's hard to Nazi what's going on here
Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
it's hard to Nazi what's going on here
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Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...