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TimHens
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Things are complicated. Better things are possible, even if it doesn't seem like that right now.

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Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
They followed their group prayer with rousing performances of Truffle Butter and Anaconda
Nicki Minaj joins Erika Kirk onstage at the Turning Point USA America Fest event.
December 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I guessed the right words combo before even reading the Grok response lmao
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Mr. Brightside group singalongs next season are going to be extra hilarious.
Statement from Michigan:
December 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Every 15 years or so a Michigan coach has to be fired in a really embarrassing way, it's their culture and you shouldn't mock it
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I see that people a little bit younger than me are romanticizing being a millennial in 2012 and I’m here to tell you it was exactly as good as you think it was
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Lolololol...never change, Notre Dame.
Notre Dame is sitting out this bowl season.
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Brian Hartline, thank you for your service. You can leave for USF now.
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Most accurate post about Trump remains that Reddit post that was like “Stupid Americans are the new Irish Americans and Trump is their JFK”
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Me when I'm drunk at the bar with my friends and there's one seltzer left in the bucket
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Periodic reminder that Jimmy Fallon fucking suuuhuuucks
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I WANNA KNOW WHERE THAT LITTLE BITCH DAVE PORTNOY IS NOW.
#GoBucks
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
MAAA
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week

Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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yeah everyone who’s in my mentions telling me schumer’s against this needs to understand what’s really going on. this is his caucus. he literally has one job — and he’s failing.
Schumer: "I must vote no. I can not, in good faith, support this CR. ... Make no mistake about it, the American people know who is inflicting this pain on them."

He stops short of urging his colleagues to vote "no."
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Hard to see @schumer.senate.gov being able to stay in leadership after this or in the senate, he was not the man for this moment
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
NOEM/BOVINO FOR PRISON 2029
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM