She has the posture and gait of a grandmother on her way to a 90th birthday celebration

He and the Widow Kirk are perfect for each other, given her matching level of negative charisma

Did she perform Super Freaky Girl or Truffle Butter after the conclusion of the prayer

Literally negative levels of charisma...much like the widow kirk

"Palm Beach Socialite"...sure, why not

He looks like a 7th grader *and* a married CPA on the way to his 30th high school reunion at the same time...it's fascinating

Roughly as many promo posts as there are viewers counted on the actual YouTube video

Did she post this on her way to her NarcAnon meeting

Did that anchor just leave a glamor shot session at the JCPenney in 1995

Where's that eternal scream guy

He was there for her insemination/induction into his baby mama cult and figured they could squeeze in some podcast racisms before the appointment.

These are not serious people.

1 loss on their 2026 schedule is going to drop them like a rock into the bottom of the top 25 permanently next season. Not only is the schedule terrible, but this end of the year whinefest will do them no favors next season with anyone whose favor they will need to curry.

ACC=Always Clown Car

Yeah, we would. Anyone in the B1G would. We have a team going to the Cheez-It Bowl.

The B1G will let them join as a full member, and that is their sole option for a "scheduling agreement" of any type with the conference. Wouldn't be shocked if that was the SEC's position on them too.

Ohio State would absolutely play, no matter how much they didn't care about being there.