Jessica
thund3rh4wk.bsky.social
Jessica
@thund3rh4wk.bsky.social
InfoSec professional, geek, gamer, gardener, avid reader, amateur photographer, occasional world traveler, crochet and houseplant enthusiast, cyborg.

Formerly on the dumpster fire site as @Thund3r_H4wk, @jlbuckridge on Instagram.
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I’ll believe Epstein files are really being released when we see a bunch of private jet flight paths to non extradition countries
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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They make games and movies like they used to. So many of them. Same with books.

But the mechanisms you learned about them were totally gutted and changed to only amplify shit that's already popular.

It's still there! You're just mostly on your own to find it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Does everyone remember those Xmas lights where if one bulb went out then the whole string went out as well?
That’s basically how the entire internet is set up now.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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A commonly-misunderstood aspect of computer security is that you are battling computers.

No. That is not right at all. Computers are barely involved.

You are battling humans who eat apathy and coordination problems.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Look, nothing being revealed about Epstein and his horrible friends, from who his friends were to what they did, is surprising me.

What IS surprising me is that these absolute shit-for-brains fools left paper trails everywhere and let that weird fucker Epstein gather and keep such material on them
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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This deal to fund and open the government is a loss for New Jerseyans and for millions of Americans who will suffer devastating increases in their health care costs, on top of the skyrocketing expenses they’re already facing…
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent

reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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I find it highly ironic that the party that bemoaned the deep state and alleged the cover-up of pedophiles is now embroiled in defending the party that has the largest pedophile cover-up in American history.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is one of the dangerous parts of everything that is happening. All the costs that increase because of legislation, inflation, tariffs, etc. are just the cost now, it's not going to magically correct itself when and if we manage to get things back on track. We're just fucked.
Here’s the thing about healthcare premiums about to skyrocket: they will never come back down, short of a complete overhaul of our system for universal healthcare. Which clearly won’t happen bc of all the money tied up between health and politics.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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The guy who literally survived a stroke because of accessible healthcare now parrots GOP talking points that healthcare is extreme. Fuck off, Fetterman.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
She is hanging in my dining room and I love her.
The Crow Witch

Acrylic on paper
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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The Crow Witch

Acrylic on paper
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I love this kind of arc for artists. They put out a small volume of impactful work, then they retire from demands on their output & live the rest of life as they want. A lot of novelists are like this. I think of myself as wanting to write novels as long as I live but that's a respectable way.
lots of snark about Andre 3000's jazz flute era but it's like Herbie Hancock's robot voice lectures: when you've given this much to music you get to do what you want. that's just the rules
OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:

“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.

The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.

They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.

Wanna fix fraud and abuse?

Fix that.
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I feel like "we've made an app that gives people psychosis and here's how many people we've sent insane" is past late-stage capitalism. It's some new stage of previously unforeseen horrors beyond human imagination.
October 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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So Argentina gets a $40 billion bailout from our tax dollars but devastated small towns here at home — nothing.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Having admitted I do not know how to cook a turkey I do feel like I have to defend myself a tiny bit and say you should still invite me to Thanksgiving because I will absolutely crush my assigned side dish. Proof in last night's Instagram story. 😂
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I am a vegetarian who has never had to host Thanksgiving, so I wouldn't know what to do with a turkey if I had one, and therefore always forego the free supermarket turkey - I am sure I am not the only person in such a situation, and this is an opportunity for it to go somewhere it is needed.
In light of the govt shutdown and SNAP getting cut for a ton of folks, I have had a fun idea for how to help. I call it "Operation Turkey Heist (legal)."

Allow me to explain...

A lot of grocery stories are doing a "free turkey with X dollar purchase" and food banks very much want those turkeys.
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM