andrew
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The events of the game Half Life 2 really happened to a friend of mine.
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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Excellent! I long to sink a blade into some goblin flesh.
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Excellent! I long to sink a blade into some goblin flesh.
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Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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I don't know if becoming a parent rewires your brain, but in my case there was an immediate certainty that I'd do anything to protect my kid no matter what then happened to me personally. I think a lot of parents feel this way. And seeing stuff like this done deliberately activates that same feeling
Just to have it all in one place, all three of these are about the same five year old child, Liam Ramos. They stole him from school, used him as bait, and then sent him to a concentration camp in TX.
Unfathomable cruelty, DHS and ICE must be abolished and every ICE and CBP agent jailed forever.
Unfathomable cruelty, DHS and ICE must be abolished and every ICE and CBP agent jailed forever.
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 AM
I don't know if becoming a parent rewires your brain, but in my case there was an immediate certainty that I'd do anything to protect my kid no matter what then happened to me personally. I think a lot of parents feel this way. And seeing stuff like this done deliberately activates that same feeling
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One of my favorite parts of having the hockey game on is when they cut into the middle of the action so some dirt bag can tell me I "still have time" to gamble on tonight's game. JFC, the damage gambling is doing to sports. They should've left everything in the hands of the mafia where it belongs.
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 AM
One of my favorite parts of having the hockey game on is when they cut into the middle of the action so some dirt bag can tell me I "still have time" to gamble on tonight's game. JFC, the damage gambling is doing to sports. They should've left everything in the hands of the mafia where it belongs.
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The most important thing to understand before getting into any Gundam show, is that the robots do feel pain and fear death.
January 20, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The most important thing to understand before getting into any Gundam show, is that the robots do feel pain and fear death.
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me when i’m playing worms
DENMARK PRIME MINISTER: I HOPE THAT WE CAN AVOID MEASURES SUCH AS THE BAZOOKA
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
me when i’m playing worms
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Unused Eggman animation from Knuckles' Chaotix. It's not known for sure when this would have appeared, possibly in level six or seven.
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Unused Eggman animation from Knuckles' Chaotix. It's not known for sure when this would have appeared, possibly in level six or seven.
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i think if i abandoned all my responsibilities and went to live in a cave for six months it would fix me. i would absolutely not spend my time in the cave recreating all the same problems as in the outside world. i would handle it
January 20, 2026 at 6:29 AM
i think if i abandoned all my responsibilities and went to live in a cave for six months it would fix me. i would absolutely not spend my time in the cave recreating all the same problems as in the outside world. i would handle it
Remember; within every guy is a fella just dying to get out
January 20, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Remember; within every guy is a fella just dying to get out
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i saw the movie over the weekend, this is exactly how the conversation goes
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 AM
i saw the movie over the weekend, this is exactly how the conversation goes
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 1
Angel Attack
Angel Attack
Episode 1
Angel Attack
Angel Attack
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 1
Angel Attack
Angel Attack
Episode 1
Angel Attack
Angel Attack
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forgot that earlier in my art journey I drew Saturn Devouring Her Son Lisa Frank Version
November 13, 2024 at 11:50 PM
forgot that earlier in my art journey I drew Saturn Devouring Her Son Lisa Frank Version
I have one mince pie left
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I have one mince pie left
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
Due to a series of increasingly dramatic disguises and plastic surgeries I have been able to go to my dealer for “the first hit is free” for over 12 years.
January 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Due to a series of increasingly dramatic disguises and plastic surgeries I have been able to go to my dealer for “the first hit is free” for over 12 years.
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Evangelion McDonald's Commercial
January 19, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Evangelion McDonald's Commercial
This is where the Pope shits
i didn't know you were in town until i saw your car, give me a call next time
January 18, 2026 at 7:24 PM
This is where the Pope shits
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I wonder how long it will take the media to catch on to the fact that ICE’s recruiting spree has effectively deputized every white supremacist hate group out there.
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I wonder how long it will take the media to catch on to the fact that ICE’s recruiting spree has effectively deputized every white supremacist hate group out there.
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This account was dangerous enough on the other website but it's lethal here in the land of Joke Understanders
January 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
This account was dangerous enough on the other website but it's lethal here in the land of Joke Understanders
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He cooked with this one
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
He cooked with this one