The Monster's Dumbest Murder Victim
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-65" TV-sized box
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-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
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at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
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Your aunt's on medical ket your grandmother has a preferred brand of shroom chocolate just hit the gravity bong at the table and pass the gravy already
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Your aunt's on medical ket your grandmother has a preferred brand of shroom chocolate just hit the gravity bong at the table and pass the gravy already
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kathy hochul gives her quickest checks to her strongest soldiers.
October 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
kathy hochul gives her quickest checks to her strongest soldiers.
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
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not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
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what if he was called homestar gunner and he had a glock
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
what if he was called homestar gunner and he had a glock
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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Sure, one of our movies set in the Marvel universe with a cast member from Game of Thrones may flop, but five? Well I’d like to see that happen
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sure, one of our movies set in the Marvel universe with a cast member from Game of Thrones may flop, but five? Well I’d like to see that happen
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
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Daily bunny no.3142 makes all their games co-op
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Daily bunny no.3142 makes all their games co-op
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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sometimes i think that this is all so over the top that a serious correction has no choice but to happen. and sometimes i think this is actually just the top of the slope we'll be sliding down for the rest of my life
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
sometimes i think that this is all so over the top that a serious correction has no choice but to happen. and sometimes i think this is actually just the top of the slope we'll be sliding down for the rest of my life
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Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground
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dennis franz ferdinand
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
dennis franz ferdinand
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Better late than never
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Better late than never
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I will admit that this is the single funniest outcome of us doing a Keep Politics Out Of Sports after a guy kneeled
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I will admit that this is the single funniest outcome of us doing a Keep Politics Out Of Sports after a guy kneeled
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
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