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sometimes you need to click Don’t Save
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
sometimes you need to click Don’t Save
we’re hearing reports that discovering electricity may have been a “ratatouille type situation”
January 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
we’re hearing reports that discovering electricity may have been a “ratatouille type situation”
what is the psychology of using fake backgrounds in video meetings
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
what is the psychology of using fake backgrounds in video meetings
i think we need to bring back the 2010 style thinkpiece. i need a dumb guy to explain flock to me.
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
i think we need to bring back the 2010 style thinkpiece. i need a dumb guy to explain flock to me.
i've been thinking about this for like a week and it inspired me to write a poem:
If Jennifer Lawrence Tried To Kill My Dogs
if jennifer lawrence tried to kill my dogs,
i would kill jennifer lawrence.
not because i love my dogs,
which i do,
but because I do not like
jennifer lawrence.
If Jennifer Lawrence Tried To Kill My Dogs
if jennifer lawrence tried to kill my dogs,
i would kill jennifer lawrence.
not because i love my dogs,
which i do,
but because I do not like
jennifer lawrence.
"One of them bit my son, and that made me just wanna obliterate every dog," she revealed. "I'm just like, 'I'm gonna take out you and your f---ing family. You and your friends. I'm gonna go to China and take care of your friends over there. Anyone who looks like you is dead,'" she added.
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
i've been thinking about this for like a week and it inspired me to write a poem:
If Jennifer Lawrence Tried To Kill My Dogs
if jennifer lawrence tried to kill my dogs,
i would kill jennifer lawrence.
not because i love my dogs,
which i do,
but because I do not like
jennifer lawrence.
If Jennifer Lawrence Tried To Kill My Dogs
if jennifer lawrence tried to kill my dogs,
i would kill jennifer lawrence.
not because i love my dogs,
which i do,
but because I do not like
jennifer lawrence.
this is the type of news i like to see www.uafsunstar.com/news/student...
January 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
this is the type of news i like to see www.uafsunstar.com/news/student...
what's everyone's favorite foodway? mine's chinese.
ok like, when did we start saying "foodways" and why is it almost always used in ways i would consider condescending to indigenous populations?
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
what's everyone's favorite foodway? mine's chinese.
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FANTASY/AVATAUR.GIF
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
FANTASY/AVATAUR.GIF
i love that so many different types of humans exist
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
i love that so many different types of humans exist
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I have a notes app note that just reads “tiger with a ‘by the toe’ fetish”
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I have a notes app note that just reads “tiger with a ‘by the toe’ fetish”
just remembered the high school next to mine was home to the largest at-the-time suicide cluster in america. there was absolutely no explanation or research into it since then lol. when i cremated my mom the funeral director was like "we were the funeral home of choice for those suicide kids." lmao.
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
just remembered the high school next to mine was home to the largest at-the-time suicide cluster in america. there was absolutely no explanation or research into it since then lol. when i cremated my mom the funeral director was like "we were the funeral home of choice for those suicide kids." lmao.
sometimes google maps takes me on a detour into gta3 era liberty city. every time i take a nonstandard transit from queens to brooklyn i keep my eyes peeled for pay and sprays.
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
sometimes google maps takes me on a detour into gta3 era liberty city. every time i take a nonstandard transit from queens to brooklyn i keep my eyes peeled for pay and sprays.
prediction: by 2030 trini restaurants will be as common and popular as thai and japanese.
January 11, 2026 at 2:32 PM
prediction: by 2030 trini restaurants will be as common and popular as thai and japanese.
great news everyone, i've developed a heuristic to determine if paraphilia content is sexual or nonsexual: if the comments are people theorizing that someone is jerking off to this, it's nonsexual. if the comments are horny guys jerking off to this, it's sexual.
i must confess something: i don't think this type of content is fetish stuff. i have never in my entire life on the internet seen this kinda stuff on deviantart. no one has come forward saying "i love this." i think it's an excuse we settled on to make ourselves feel better that we were the targets.
January 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
great news everyone, i've developed a heuristic to determine if paraphilia content is sexual or nonsexual: if the comments are people theorizing that someone is jerking off to this, it's nonsexual. if the comments are horny guys jerking off to this, it's sexual.
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i must confess something: i don't think this type of content is fetish stuff. i have never in my entire life on the internet seen this kinda stuff on deviantart. no one has come forward saying "i love this." i think it's an excuse we settled on to make ourselves feel better that we were the targets.
January 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
i must confess something: i don't think this type of content is fetish stuff. i have never in my entire life on the internet seen this kinda stuff on deviantart. no one has come forward saying "i love this." i think it's an excuse we settled on to make ourselves feel better that we were the targets.
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January 10, 2026 at 6:44 AM
leftists take note: anything is possible for a perfect 10. get hot.
On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.
January 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
leftists take note: anything is possible for a perfect 10. get hot.
i had been buying this thunderstorm scented candle for years, normally in an obscenely large size because i love it so much, but they were sold out of it for christmas so i decided to try their other rain scents and wow. i had no idea how much better a rain scented candle could get.
January 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
i had been buying this thunderstorm scented candle for years, normally in an obscenely large size because i love it so much, but they were sold out of it for christmas so i decided to try their other rain scents and wow. i had no idea how much better a rain scented candle could get.
i just saw a steam deck in person for the first time and wow. i had no idea that the switch was, in fact, for girls.
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
i just saw a steam deck in person for the first time and wow. i had no idea that the switch was, in fact, for girls.
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i am not a pokemon fan. i think its disrespectful that the pokemon are all in the nude.
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
i am not a pokemon fan. i think its disrespectful that the pokemon are all in the nude.
i feel like it’s so important to constantly remind people that the DHS was founded IN 2002! i have conscious memories of america before ICE existed!
There is no durable national cure that does not involve dismantling DHS piece by piece.
January 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
i feel like it’s so important to constantly remind people that the DHS was founded IN 2002! i have conscious memories of america before ICE existed!
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there needs to be more websites, but also seeing a website that hasn't been updated in 15 years is super tragic.
January 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
there needs to be more websites, but also seeing a website that hasn't been updated in 15 years is super tragic.