Suzy
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Let’s talk about sedition and treason, because the most powerful yet inadequate man in the world is having a tantrum about it, and his soulless, spineless sycophants are boosting his message.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Let’s talk about sedition and treason, because the most powerful yet inadequate man in the world is having a tantrum about it, and his soulless, spineless sycophants are boosting his message.
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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if getting rid of bill clinton is the deal they're offering in return for getting rid of trump i will build the wicker man myself
September 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
if getting rid of bill clinton is the deal they're offering in return for getting rid of trump i will build the wicker man myself
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man. if Eric Schmitt's speech to NatCon isn't a sign of the times, i don't know what is
!["America is not a 'universal nation.' ... [American] principles are not abstractions. They are living, breathing things — rooted in a people and embodied in a way of life."
Senator Eric Schmitt got a standing ovation at Nat Con DC for saying America as a nation is the property of a distinct ethnic people.
Americans are a mix of “the most adventurous, the most courageous, the most curious and innovative” of the English, Scotch-Irish, and continental Europeans, who came as settlers and have spent hundreds of years building, fighting, and dying for "a homeland for themselves and their descendants."
"We’re a nation of settlers, explorers, and pioneers — born on the ocean waters that carried the first ships to our shores and forged in the crucible of a wild frontier. Our people tamed a continent, built a civilization from the wilderness, and wrote our nation’s name in history.
"Our ancestors were driven here by destiny, possessed by urgent and fiery conviction, by burning belief, devoted to their cause and their God."
"The Continental Army soldiers dying of frostbite at Valley Forge, Pilgrims struggling to survive in the hard winter soil of Plymouth, pioneers striking out from Missouri for the wild and dangerous frontier, [and] outnumbered Kentucky settlers, repelling wave after wave of Indian war band attacks from behind their stockade walls, would be astonished to hear that they were only fighting for a 'proposition.'
"They believed they were forging a nation — a homeland for themselves and their descendants."
"America, in all its glory, is their gift to us, handed down across the generations.
"It belongs to us. It’s our birthright, our heritage, our destiny.
"If America is everything and everyone, then it is nothing and no one at all."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreif3x7re3lubuj7kzurj3ayotcnq2l46kwb2p5hp2zid2dagzth5nu@jpeg)
September 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
man. if Eric Schmitt's speech to NatCon isn't a sign of the times, i don't know what is
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My new premium newsletter is about polls showing that liberals are cutting off their conservative family members, and my theory that this might happen not because liberals are more sensitive, but because conservatives are less tolerable.
Why Are Liberals Cutting Off Their Conservative Family Members?
Are liberals too sensitive, or are conservatives too awful?
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September 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My new premium newsletter is about polls showing that liberals are cutting off their conservative family members, and my theory that this might happen not because liberals are more sensitive, but because conservatives are less tolerable.
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June 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y
June 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y
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This is a new image from #JWST.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
April 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is a new image from #JWST.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
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The irony is no one makes fun of Dolly Parton more than Dolly Parton, who has always known the best way to defang snark is to get there first and do it better and then run a hugely successful business and philanthropical empire while everyone else is still thinking about jokes
Careful.... Dolly is the sainted 3rd rail of content
April 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The irony is no one makes fun of Dolly Parton more than Dolly Parton, who has always known the best way to defang snark is to get there first and do it better and then run a hugely successful business and philanthropical empire while everyone else is still thinking about jokes
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Still kind of incredible that Trump spun out a very revealing fantasy about kind Nazis yesterday and it was barely mentioned anywhere.
April 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Still kind of incredible that Trump spun out a very revealing fantasy about kind Nazis yesterday and it was barely mentioned anywhere.
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ME: [turns out pockets, shakes sleeves]
THERAPIST: is that all of them
ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table]
yep that’s everything
THERAPIST: amy
ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]
THERAPIST: is that all of them
ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table]
yep that’s everything
THERAPIST: amy
ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]
March 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ME: [turns out pockets, shakes sleeves]
THERAPIST: is that all of them
ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table]
yep that’s everything
THERAPIST: amy
ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]
THERAPIST: is that all of them
ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table]
yep that’s everything
THERAPIST: amy
ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
Saw Purple Rain on the big screen for the first time in over 40 years. Took everything I had not to sing every word LOUDLY. So many giddy Gen Xers in a packed theater. My only complaint is that it wasn’t 6 hours long. I miss him still and often. ☔️💜 #purplerain
March 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Saw Purple Rain on the big screen for the first time in over 40 years. Took everything I had not to sing every word LOUDLY. So many giddy Gen Xers in a packed theater. My only complaint is that it wasn’t 6 hours long. I miss him still and often. ☔️💜 #purplerain
Happy Valentines! #goldenretrievers
February 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Happy Valentines! #goldenretrievers
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
Mares are so ungrateful. When the snacks are gone, so is Rosebud.
February 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mares are so ungrateful. When the snacks are gone, so is Rosebud.
Sunday goat stroll to keep my sanity while a sociopathic billion tries to burn it all down.
February 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sunday goat stroll to keep my sanity while a sociopathic billion tries to burn it all down.
Baby Fern isn’t a baby anymore. 😭 💙🐐
February 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Baby Fern isn’t a baby anymore. 😭 💙🐐