Smokey-Hell Nelson
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| Felix 8.21.18 | Ozzy 10.28.23
| Host of The Smoke Show
| FSWA Member | Optimus Fantasy
| #SFB11 through #SFB15 | AuDHD 🇨🇦
| https://youtube.com/@smokeshowstudios
| Felix 8.21.18 | Ozzy 10.28.23
| Host of The Smoke Show
| FSWA Member | Optimus Fantasy
| #SFB11 through #SFB15 | AuDHD 🇨🇦
| https://youtube.com/@smokeshowstudios
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The Smoke Show - Episode 001
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He's baaaack (now in 4K!)
The relaunch is here!! Episode 001 of The Smoke Show is live. It's been a long time coming, so come join me as we go through Fantasy Football, Music, Comics, Top 5 lists, Special Guests, and more
youtu.be/qmnW20ahWA0
The relaunch is here!! Episode 001 of The Smoke Show is live. It's been a long time coming, so come join me as we go through Fantasy Football, Music, Comics, Top 5 lists, Special Guests, and more
youtu.be/qmnW20ahWA0
CW: the end is an actual nightmare 😆 much like this outcome
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youtu.be/eqbn7oxXh38?...
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
CW: the end is an actual nightmare 😆 much like this outcome
youtu.be/eqbn7oxXh38?...
youtu.be/eqbn7oxXh38?...
1. Led Zeppelin
2. The Beatles
3. Pink Floyd
*tier break*
4. Beach Boys
Immensely respect the talent of Brian Wilson and co., however, they were never really my flavour. Plant is a huge vocal influence in my personal lineage (a la Cornell). Sang Zepp at karaoke once and got gifted a chunk of hash!
2. The Beatles
3. Pink Floyd
*tier break*
4. Beach Boys
Immensely respect the talent of Brian Wilson and co., however, they were never really my flavour. Plant is a huge vocal influence in my personal lineage (a la Cornell). Sang Zepp at karaoke once and got gifted a chunk of hash!
Rank the following bands (not by objective influence, just your own day to day preference):
-Led Zepellin
-Pink Floyd
-Beach Boys
-Beatles
-Led Zepellin
-Pink Floyd
-Beach Boys
-Beatles
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
1. Led Zeppelin
2. The Beatles
3. Pink Floyd
*tier break*
4. Beach Boys
Immensely respect the talent of Brian Wilson and co., however, they were never really my flavour. Plant is a huge vocal influence in my personal lineage (a la Cornell). Sang Zepp at karaoke once and got gifted a chunk of hash!
2. The Beatles
3. Pink Floyd
*tier break*
4. Beach Boys
Immensely respect the talent of Brian Wilson and co., however, they were never really my flavour. Plant is a huge vocal influence in my personal lineage (a la Cornell). Sang Zepp at karaoke once and got gifted a chunk of hash!
I would have an additional 8+ hours a day to come at you white racists 😈
Plus talk football, music, and comics of course! Comfortable living would have me putting out writing at a Fleming-ish pace
Plus talk football, music, and comics of course! Comfortable living would have me putting out writing at a Fleming-ish pace
Hey artist/creator/writer/etc people: if tomorrow you were guaranteed a very comfortable living the rest of your life, how would that affect your relationship to social media?
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I would have an additional 8+ hours a day to come at you white racists 😈
Plus talk football, music, and comics of course! Comfortable living would have me putting out writing at a Fleming-ish pace
Plus talk football, music, and comics of course! Comfortable living would have me putting out writing at a Fleming-ish pace
Final Fantasy VII (original, original on PC, remake)
Name a videogame you've put 500 hours into.
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Final Fantasy VII (original, original on PC, remake)
Last season, I made my call with four My Guys:
Called
Bowers - TE1
Hunter - Top 15
Pitts - TE7
Henderson - RB17
Finished
Bowers - Injury derailed season, still finished TE11 (TE3 PPG)
Hunter - Injury derailed season, 9.1 PPG (right between Thornton and Godwin)
Pitts - TE2 😏
Henderson - RB21
Called
Bowers - TE1
Hunter - Top 15
Pitts - TE7
Henderson - RB17
Finished
Bowers - Injury derailed season, still finished TE11 (TE3 PPG)
Hunter - Injury derailed season, 9.1 PPG (right between Thornton and Godwin)
Pitts - TE2 😏
Henderson - RB21
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Last season, I made my call with four My Guys:
Called
Bowers - TE1
Hunter - Top 15
Pitts - TE7
Henderson - RB17
Finished
Bowers - Injury derailed season, still finished TE11 (TE3 PPG)
Hunter - Injury derailed season, 9.1 PPG (right between Thornton and Godwin)
Pitts - TE2 😏
Henderson - RB21
Called
Bowers - TE1
Hunter - Top 15
Pitts - TE7
Henderson - RB17
Finished
Bowers - Injury derailed season, still finished TE11 (TE3 PPG)
Hunter - Injury derailed season, 9.1 PPG (right between Thornton and Godwin)
Pitts - TE2 😏
Henderson - RB21
Catching up on Absolute Batman, jesus fucking christ 😳🤯
February 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Catching up on Absolute Batman, jesus fucking christ 😳🤯
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
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This is such a beautiful act of kindness.
White ppl. You have examples. You just gotta be brave enough be kind in a world of hatred.
White ppl. You have examples. You just gotta be brave enough be kind in a world of hatred.
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
This is such a beautiful act of kindness.
White ppl. You have examples. You just gotta be brave enough be kind in a world of hatred.
White ppl. You have examples. You just gotta be brave enough be kind in a world of hatred.
Album 100!! (Day 43) 🎶
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Album 100!! (Day 43) 🎶
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Black history is more than injustice and perseverance against persecution. Our cultures are rich, community-driven, distinct and retains commonalities everywhere in the world. The injustice is what you brought to us. Say it with your full chest
Black history is the human race. You’re welcome.
Black history is the human race. You’re welcome.
The history of Black Canadians is one of relentless progress, earned through perseverance, and carried forward by opening doors for so many to follow.
This week, we celebrated 30 years of Black History Month in Canada.
This week, we celebrated 30 years of Black History Month in Canada.
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Black history is more than injustice and perseverance against persecution. Our cultures are rich, community-driven, distinct and retains commonalities everywhere in the world. The injustice is what you brought to us. Say it with your full chest
Black history is the human race. You’re welcome.
Black history is the human race. You’re welcome.
Greetings new follows, strap in, it's going to get weird
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Greetings new follows, strap in, it's going to get weird
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The Dynasty Fantasy Football Pack.
This will be updated constantly. If you know someone who should be on here (yourself included), let me know.
go.bsky.app/FabMRvE
This will be updated constantly. If you know someone who should be on here (yourself included), let me know.
go.bsky.app/FabMRvE
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The Dynasty Fantasy Football Pack.
This will be updated constantly. If you know someone who should be on here (yourself included), let me know.
go.bsky.app/FabMRvE
This will be updated constantly. If you know someone who should be on here (yourself included), let me know.
go.bsky.app/FabMRvE
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Buddy, I have bad news for you about teams quarterbacked by Derek Carr
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Buddy, I have bad news for you about teams quarterbacked by Derek Carr
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This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
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Hi, if you’ve recently popped into my page I want to take the time to thank you for checking my work out.
I’ll be posting a TON of content on the Senior Bowl over the next couple of weeks as I edit the film I have together.
Once the Senior Bowl is done I’ll move into rookie and dynasty content!
I’ll be posting a TON of content on the Senior Bowl over the next couple of weeks as I edit the film I have together.
Once the Senior Bowl is done I’ll move into rookie and dynasty content!
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Hi, if you’ve recently popped into my page I want to take the time to thank you for checking my work out.
I’ll be posting a TON of content on the Senior Bowl over the next couple of weeks as I edit the film I have together.
Once the Senior Bowl is done I’ll move into rookie and dynasty content!
I’ll be posting a TON of content on the Senior Bowl over the next couple of weeks as I edit the film I have together.
Once the Senior Bowl is done I’ll move into rookie and dynasty content!
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Nora Rose Hendrix was a pillar of Vancouver's Hogan's Alley.
She built the community, and worked tirelessly to save it from demolition by the City of Vancouver.
Her grandson Jimi was also a pretty damn good guitar player.
This is the story of Nora Hendrix!
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She built the community, and worked tirelessly to save it from demolition by the City of Vancouver.
Her grandson Jimi was also a pretty damn good guitar player.
This is the story of Nora Hendrix!
🧵 1/11
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Nora Rose Hendrix was a pillar of Vancouver's Hogan's Alley.
She built the community, and worked tirelessly to save it from demolition by the City of Vancouver.
Her grandson Jimi was also a pretty damn good guitar player.
This is the story of Nora Hendrix!
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She built the community, and worked tirelessly to save it from demolition by the City of Vancouver.
Her grandson Jimi was also a pretty damn good guitar player.
This is the story of Nora Hendrix!
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Senior Bowl standout Cyrus Allen. Top-tier route runner at the Senior Bowl.
Living out his dreams and eating DBs along the way.
Living out his dreams and eating DBs along the way.
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Senior Bowl standout Cyrus Allen. Top-tier route runner at the Senior Bowl.
Living out his dreams and eating DBs along the way.
Living out his dreams and eating DBs along the way.
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Bring every single one of them up on charges of treason. Not joking in the slightest. Conspiring with a foreign power to go against our sovereignty? Treason. End trade negotiations as well until this particular issue is stomped the fuck out.
I’m not much of a nationalist -- I love the people in my country more than any notion of its borders -- but these Alberta separatists are, as David Eby said, traitors. Just full-on villains, sabotaging our mutual health. How can we collectively stop this?
Group Plotting to Break Up Canada Reveals Jaw-Dropping Details of Secret Meetings With Trump Teams
Leaders of the Alberta Prosperity Project say they have met with high-ranking Trump officials three times.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Bring every single one of them up on charges of treason. Not joking in the slightest. Conspiring with a foreign power to go against our sovereignty? Treason. End trade negotiations as well until this particular issue is stomped the fuck out.
Bring every single one of them up on charges of treason. Not joking in the slightest. Conspiring with a foreign power to go against our sovereignty? Treason. End trade negotiations as well until this particular issue is stomped the fuck out.
I’m not much of a nationalist -- I love the people in my country more than any notion of its borders -- but these Alberta separatists are, as David Eby said, traitors. Just full-on villains, sabotaging our mutual health. How can we collectively stop this?
Group Plotting to Break Up Canada Reveals Jaw-Dropping Details of Secret Meetings With Trump Teams
Leaders of the Alberta Prosperity Project say they have met with high-ranking Trump officials three times.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Bring every single one of them up on charges of treason. Not joking in the slightest. Conspiring with a foreign power to go against our sovereignty? Treason. End trade negotiations as well until this particular issue is stomped the fuck out.
What is your favourite Disney movie?
Impossible. Top 10, in no order:
The Princess and the Frog
Robin Hood
The Aristocats
Brave
The Jungle Book
The Black Cauldron
Coco
Bolt
Aladdin
Fantasia
Impossible. Top 10, in no order:
The Princess and the Frog
Robin Hood
The Aristocats
Brave
The Jungle Book
The Black Cauldron
Coco
Bolt
Aladdin
Fantasia
What is your favorite Disney movie?
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
What is your favourite Disney movie?
Impossible. Top 10, in no order:
The Princess and the Frog
Robin Hood
The Aristocats
Brave
The Jungle Book
The Black Cauldron
Coco
Bolt
Aladdin
Fantasia
Impossible. Top 10, in no order:
The Princess and the Frog
Robin Hood
The Aristocats
Brave
The Jungle Book
The Black Cauldron
Coco
Bolt
Aladdin
Fantasia
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WIIIIIILDLY misleading and frankly insulting headline
These were dropped because they could not settle jurisdiction due to a lot of them happening in New Zealand. Not because anything lead to making this toady little shit more innocent
These were dropped because they could not settle jurisdiction due to a lot of them happening in New Zealand. Not because anything lead to making this toady little shit more innocent
Federal judges have dismissed three lawsuits accusing British author Neil Gaiman of sexually assaulting his children's nanny in New Zealand.
US judges dismiss lawsuits accusing fantasy author Neil Gaiman of sexual assault in New Zealand
Federal judges have dismissed three lawsuits accusing British author Neil Gaiman of sexually assaulting his children's nanny in New Zealand.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
WIIIIIILDLY misleading and frankly insulting headline
These were dropped because they could not settle jurisdiction due to a lot of them happening in New Zealand. Not because anything lead to making this toady little shit more innocent
These were dropped because they could not settle jurisdiction due to a lot of them happening in New Zealand. Not because anything lead to making this toady little shit more innocent
Subpoena Niantic and get all of that data. 1000% serious.
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Subpoena Niantic and get all of that data. 1000% serious.
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Herb Carnegie was so good with the Quebec Aces that his teammate Jean Beliveau copied his skating and stickhandling style.
Considered the best Black player to never play in the NHL, he had a big impact on hockey.
Oh, and he was a champion golfer.
This is his story!
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Considered the best Black player to never play in the NHL, he had a big impact on hockey.
Oh, and he was a champion golfer.
This is his story!
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February 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Herb Carnegie was so good with the Quebec Aces that his teammate Jean Beliveau copied his skating and stickhandling style.
Considered the best Black player to never play in the NHL, he had a big impact on hockey.
Oh, and he was a champion golfer.
This is his story!
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Considered the best Black player to never play in the NHL, he had a big impact on hockey.
Oh, and he was a champion golfer.
This is his story!
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