Smokey-Hell Nelson
@thesmokeshow.bsky.social
| @Ranch-Nelson.bsky.social 💍 8.12.17
| Felix 8.21.18 | Ozzy 10.28.23
| Host of The Smoke Show
| FSWA Member | Optimus Fantasy
| #SFB11 through #SFB15 | AuDHD 🇨🇦
| https://youtube.com/@smokeshowstudios
| Felix 8.21.18 | Ozzy 10.28.23
| Host of The Smoke Show
| FSWA Member | Optimus Fantasy
| #SFB11 through #SFB15 | AuDHD 🇨🇦
| https://youtube.com/@smokeshowstudios
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The Smoke Show - Episode 001
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He's baaaack (now in 4K!)
The relaunch is here!! Episode 001 of The Smoke Show is live. It's been a long time coming, so come join me as we go through Fantasy Football, Music, Comics, Top 5 lists, Special Guests, and more
youtu.be/qmnW20ahWA0
The relaunch is here!! Episode 001 of The Smoke Show is live. It's been a long time coming, so come join me as we go through Fantasy Football, Music, Comics, Top 5 lists, Special Guests, and more
youtu.be/qmnW20ahWA0
5 spots left 👀 will start when full
Happy Monday! I’m hosting another 12-team SF 2026 rookie mock draft on sleeper tonight!
Come mock with me and the community!
Come mock with me and the community!
Sleeper
Free Fantasy Football Leagues
sleeper.app
February 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
5 spots left 👀 will start when full
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It's us! We're the team!
We are BEYOND thrilled to welcome @thesmokeshow.bsky.social to the Optimus family 😤
Make sure you give him a follow & keep a look out for lots of content coming very soon 👀
We are BEYOND thrilled to welcome @thesmokeshow.bsky.social to the Optimus family 😤
Make sure you give him a follow & keep a look out for lots of content coming very soon 👀
I never really made an announcement, but I recently joined up with a team I greatly respect and admire and cannot wait to host my articles there 🥳
Almost finished my comeback dynasty article 👀 it's a collab so I can shake the rust off while also writing my multi-part piece set to drop in a month or so
February 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
It's us! We're the team!
We are BEYOND thrilled to welcome @thesmokeshow.bsky.social to the Optimus family 😤
Make sure you give him a follow & keep a look out for lots of content coming very soon 👀
We are BEYOND thrilled to welcome @thesmokeshow.bsky.social to the Optimus family 😤
Make sure you give him a follow & keep a look out for lots of content coming very soon 👀
The best laid plans of mice and men... did not account for the strong will of children 👇
February 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The best laid plans of mice and men... did not account for the strong will of children 👇
I never really made an announcement, but I recently joined up with a team I greatly respect and admire and cannot wait to host my articles there 🥳
Almost finished my comeback dynasty article 👀 it's a collab so I can shake the rust off while also writing my multi-part piece set to drop in a month or so
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I never really made an announcement, but I recently joined up with a team I greatly respect and admire and cannot wait to host my articles there 🥳
Almost finished my comeback dynasty article 👀 it's a collab so I can shake the rust off while also writing my multi-part piece set to drop in a month or so
February 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Almost finished my comeback dynasty article 👀 it's a collab so I can shake the rust off while also writing my multi-part piece set to drop in a month or so
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers
Florence + The Machine
Metric
Halestorm
Against Me
Nikki Hurst
Florence + The Machine
Metric
Halestorm
Against Me
Nikki Hurst
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers
Shonen Knife
X
Seven Year Bitch
L7
Puffy
Babymetal
Shonen Knife
X
Seven Year Bitch
L7
Puffy
Babymetal
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers
Pizzicato 5
Puffy
Sinead O'Conner
The Breeders
Slant 6
Pizzicato 5
Puffy
Sinead O'Conner
The Breeders
Slant 6
February 16, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers
Florence + The Machine
Metric
Halestorm
Against Me
Nikki Hurst
Florence + The Machine
Metric
Halestorm
Against Me
Nikki Hurst
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I'm sure we've all seen the graphic that lays out the United States ' relationship with slavery. It's good, but I never thought it was quite impactful enough. So I made my own.
I've used a few key events, including my birth, to highlight how recent these events are in history.
1 square = 1 year.
I've used a few key events, including my birth, to highlight how recent these events are in history.
1 square = 1 year.
February 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I'm sure we've all seen the graphic that lays out the United States ' relationship with slavery. It's good, but I never thought it was quite impactful enough. So I made my own.
I've used a few key events, including my birth, to highlight how recent these events are in history.
1 square = 1 year.
I've used a few key events, including my birth, to highlight how recent these events are in history.
1 square = 1 year.
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”This is a world of compensations; and he who would *be* no slave, must consent to *have* no slave. Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.”
February 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
”This is a world of compensations; and he who would *be* no slave, must consent to *have* no slave. Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.”
Just saw this and was unable to comment, but I am going on record with total disagreement
Lego Mario sets have been using this for years and is one of the funnest innovations they've rolled out. They're not browsing the internet, it's the same damn Lego experience as ever, just with another layer 🤷🏻♂️
Lego Mario sets have been using this for years and is one of the funnest innovations they've rolled out. They're not browsing the internet, it's the same damn Lego experience as ever, just with another layer 🤷🏻♂️
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Just saw this and was unable to comment, but I am going on record with total disagreement
Lego Mario sets have been using this for years and is one of the funnest innovations they've rolled out. They're not browsing the internet, it's the same damn Lego experience as ever, just with another layer 🤷🏻♂️
Lego Mario sets have been using this for years and is one of the funnest innovations they've rolled out. They're not browsing the internet, it's the same damn Lego experience as ever, just with another layer 🤷🏻♂️
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Mina Kimes was the Official Representative of Bluesky in the early days of the sports poster migration from Twitter and Denny Carter has toiled in the trenches to make everyone aware of Bluesky the Official App Of Sports and now it's in the paper. Good job everyone.
February 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Mina Kimes was the Official Representative of Bluesky in the early days of the sports poster migration from Twitter and Denny Carter has toiled in the trenches to make everyone aware of Bluesky the Official App Of Sports and now it's in the paper. Good job everyone.
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HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
As you all know, I cannot limit myself to one when it comes to music 😅 these were all in heavy rotation
As you all know, I cannot limit myself to one when it comes to music 😅 these were all in heavy rotation
February 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
As you all know, I cannot limit myself to one when it comes to music 😅 these were all in heavy rotation
As you all know, I cannot limit myself to one when it comes to music 😅 these were all in heavy rotation
QTP with the Pokémon that runs your account ⬇️
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 AM
QTP with the Pokémon that runs your account ⬇️
Off-season target acquisition in dynasty:
TreVeyon Henderson
I have shares in 6/16 dynasty leagues, but I want that up to at least 10.
Who are your major targets?
TreVeyon Henderson
I have shares in 6/16 dynasty leagues, but I want that up to at least 10.
Who are your major targets?
February 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Off-season target acquisition in dynasty:
TreVeyon Henderson
I have shares in 6/16 dynasty leagues, but I want that up to at least 10.
Who are your major targets?
TreVeyon Henderson
I have shares in 6/16 dynasty leagues, but I want that up to at least 10.
Who are your major targets?
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Happy Valentine's Day to my babygirl @ranch-nelson.bsky.social 🥰
February 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Happy Valentine's Day to my babygirl @ranch-nelson.bsky.social 🥰
Happy Valentine's Day to my babygirl @ranch-nelson.bsky.social 🥰
February 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Happy Valentine's Day to my babygirl @ranch-nelson.bsky.social 🥰
CW: the end is an actual nightmare 😆 much like this outcome
youtu.be/eqbn7oxXh38?...
youtu.be/eqbn7oxXh38?...
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
CW: the end is an actual nightmare 😆 much like this outcome
youtu.be/eqbn7oxXh38?...
youtu.be/eqbn7oxXh38?...
1. Led Zeppelin
2. The Beatles
3. Pink Floyd
*tier break*
4. Beach Boys
Immensely respect the talent of Brian Wilson and co., however, they were never really my flavour. Plant is a huge vocal influence in my personal lineage (a la Cornell). Sang Zepp at karaoke once and got gifted a chunk of hash!
2. The Beatles
3. Pink Floyd
*tier break*
4. Beach Boys
Immensely respect the talent of Brian Wilson and co., however, they were never really my flavour. Plant is a huge vocal influence in my personal lineage (a la Cornell). Sang Zepp at karaoke once and got gifted a chunk of hash!
Rank the following bands (not by objective influence, just your own day to day preference):
-Led Zepellin
-Pink Floyd
-Beach Boys
-Beatles
-Led Zepellin
-Pink Floyd
-Beach Boys
-Beatles
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
1. Led Zeppelin
2. The Beatles
3. Pink Floyd
*tier break*
4. Beach Boys
Immensely respect the talent of Brian Wilson and co., however, they were never really my flavour. Plant is a huge vocal influence in my personal lineage (a la Cornell). Sang Zepp at karaoke once and got gifted a chunk of hash!
2. The Beatles
3. Pink Floyd
*tier break*
4. Beach Boys
Immensely respect the talent of Brian Wilson and co., however, they were never really my flavour. Plant is a huge vocal influence in my personal lineage (a la Cornell). Sang Zepp at karaoke once and got gifted a chunk of hash!
I would have an additional 8+ hours a day to come at you white racists 😈
Plus talk football, music, and comics of course! Comfortable living would have me putting out writing at a Fleming-ish pace
Plus talk football, music, and comics of course! Comfortable living would have me putting out writing at a Fleming-ish pace
Hey artist/creator/writer/etc people: if tomorrow you were guaranteed a very comfortable living the rest of your life, how would that affect your relationship to social media?
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I would have an additional 8+ hours a day to come at you white racists 😈
Plus talk football, music, and comics of course! Comfortable living would have me putting out writing at a Fleming-ish pace
Plus talk football, music, and comics of course! Comfortable living would have me putting out writing at a Fleming-ish pace
Final Fantasy VII (original, original on PC, remake)
Name a videogame you've put 500 hours into.
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Final Fantasy VII (original, original on PC, remake)
Last season, I made my call with four My Guys:
Called
Bowers - TE1
Hunter - Top 15
Pitts - TE7
Henderson - RB17
Finished
Bowers - Injury derailed season, still finished TE11 (TE3 PPG)
Hunter - Injury derailed season, 9.1 PPG (right between Thornton and Godwin)
Pitts - TE2 😏
Henderson - RB21
Called
Bowers - TE1
Hunter - Top 15
Pitts - TE7
Henderson - RB17
Finished
Bowers - Injury derailed season, still finished TE11 (TE3 PPG)
Hunter - Injury derailed season, 9.1 PPG (right between Thornton and Godwin)
Pitts - TE2 😏
Henderson - RB21
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Last season, I made my call with four My Guys:
Called
Bowers - TE1
Hunter - Top 15
Pitts - TE7
Henderson - RB17
Finished
Bowers - Injury derailed season, still finished TE11 (TE3 PPG)
Hunter - Injury derailed season, 9.1 PPG (right between Thornton and Godwin)
Pitts - TE2 😏
Henderson - RB21
Called
Bowers - TE1
Hunter - Top 15
Pitts - TE7
Henderson - RB17
Finished
Bowers - Injury derailed season, still finished TE11 (TE3 PPG)
Hunter - Injury derailed season, 9.1 PPG (right between Thornton and Godwin)
Pitts - TE2 😏
Henderson - RB21
Catching up on Absolute Batman, jesus fucking christ 😳🤯
February 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Catching up on Absolute Batman, jesus fucking christ 😳🤯
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
Album 100!! (Day 43) 🎶
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Album 100!! (Day 43) 🎶
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