Cody Webb
@therealcodywebb.bsky.social
Your local silly big man, unless you live somewhere else
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I just realized I don’t have special interests like most autistic people.
I have special hatreds.
If you bring up millennial-core home design I will rant for 30 fucking minutes
I have special hatreds.
If you bring up millennial-core home design I will rant for 30 fucking minutes
June 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I just realized I don’t have special interests like most autistic people.
I have special hatreds.
If you bring up millennial-core home design I will rant for 30 fucking minutes
I have special hatreds.
If you bring up millennial-core home design I will rant for 30 fucking minutes
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proudly using chat gpt has the same energy as earnestly wanting to be a cop
May 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
proudly using chat gpt has the same energy as earnestly wanting to be a cop
ALL HAIL POPE GRITTY
May 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
ALL HAIL POPE GRITTY
Some people age like a fine wine. Me?
I age like a grape that fell out of a lunchbox in a beach parking lot
I age like a grape that fell out of a lunchbox in a beach parking lot
April 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Some people age like a fine wine. Me?
I age like a grape that fell out of a lunchbox in a beach parking lot
I age like a grape that fell out of a lunchbox in a beach parking lot
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OR JUST NOT FUCKING USE IT EVER
April 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
OR JUST NOT FUCKING USE IT EVER
Based on my knowledge of The Santa Clause (1994), I think JD Vance becomes the new Pope
April 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Based on my knowledge of The Santa Clause (1994), I think JD Vance becomes the new Pope
The opposite of a “gold star lesbian” should be called a “Purple Heart Lesbian”
April 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The opposite of a “gold star lesbian” should be called a “Purple Heart Lesbian”
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With RFK Jr. spreading misinformation and fear around autism it’s important that we don’t fight back with aspi/autistic supremacy.
April 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
With RFK Jr. spreading misinformation and fear around autism it’s important that we don’t fight back with aspi/autistic supremacy.
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What do I know about politics?
Bruh, do you have ANY idea how many towns I have been designated the mayor of after having JUST stepped off the train/bus? Do you know ANYTHING about the bells I’ve raised to construct this bench?
Bruh, do you have ANY idea how many towns I have been designated the mayor of after having JUST stepped off the train/bus? Do you know ANYTHING about the bells I’ve raised to construct this bench?
April 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What do I know about politics?
Bruh, do you have ANY idea how many towns I have been designated the mayor of after having JUST stepped off the train/bus? Do you know ANYTHING about the bells I’ve raised to construct this bench?
Bruh, do you have ANY idea how many towns I have been designated the mayor of after having JUST stepped off the train/bus? Do you know ANYTHING about the bells I’ve raised to construct this bench?
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
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Most infighting on the left in the US is simply due to the US government spending a century shooting any leftist leader in the head and strangling every organization with.
You've never seen a healthy, thriving leftist movement in the US, a Pinkerton put a bullet in its head a century ago
You've never seen a healthy, thriving leftist movement in the US, a Pinkerton put a bullet in its head a century ago
April 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Most infighting on the left in the US is simply due to the US government spending a century shooting any leftist leader in the head and strangling every organization with.
You've never seen a healthy, thriving leftist movement in the US, a Pinkerton put a bullet in its head a century ago
You've never seen a healthy, thriving leftist movement in the US, a Pinkerton put a bullet in its head a century ago
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This is why North Korea has the world's leading economy
April 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This is why North Korea has the world's leading economy
Legendary Tee K.O. Round
April 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Legendary Tee K.O. Round
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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
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Hey folks,
I’m preparing to update my risk assessment map and I am including a new factor: hospitals complying with anti-trans EOs and whether AGs are putting pressure to stop that.
If your hospital system is complying with anti-trans EOs and hasn’t reversed course, let me know here or in DM.
I’m preparing to update my risk assessment map and I am including a new factor: hospitals complying with anti-trans EOs and whether AGs are putting pressure to stop that.
If your hospital system is complying with anti-trans EOs and hasn’t reversed course, let me know here or in DM.
March 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Hey folks,
I’m preparing to update my risk assessment map and I am including a new factor: hospitals complying with anti-trans EOs and whether AGs are putting pressure to stop that.
If your hospital system is complying with anti-trans EOs and hasn’t reversed course, let me know here or in DM.
I’m preparing to update my risk assessment map and I am including a new factor: hospitals complying with anti-trans EOs and whether AGs are putting pressure to stop that.
If your hospital system is complying with anti-trans EOs and hasn’t reversed course, let me know here or in DM.
*My partner fucks up*
Me: Hey. It’s okay. We all make mistakes. I love you no matter what
*I fuck up*
Me: Well clearly they’re going to divorce me for this. I dropped a piece of paper on the ground. I do not deserve love
Me: Hey. It’s okay. We all make mistakes. I love you no matter what
*I fuck up*
Me: Well clearly they’re going to divorce me for this. I dropped a piece of paper on the ground. I do not deserve love
March 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
*My partner fucks up*
Me: Hey. It’s okay. We all make mistakes. I love you no matter what
*I fuck up*
Me: Well clearly they’re going to divorce me for this. I dropped a piece of paper on the ground. I do not deserve love
Me: Hey. It’s okay. We all make mistakes. I love you no matter what
*I fuck up*
Me: Well clearly they’re going to divorce me for this. I dropped a piece of paper on the ground. I do not deserve love
I think I’m a much better singer than I am a comedian
But I don’t know what to do about that other than go to karaoke and make everyone hate me
But I don’t know what to do about that other than go to karaoke and make everyone hate me
March 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I think I’m a much better singer than I am a comedian
But I don’t know what to do about that other than go to karaoke and make everyone hate me
But I don’t know what to do about that other than go to karaoke and make everyone hate me
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People in movies are always giving somebody a duffel bag full of money and then not getting the bag back. I'm not made of duffel bags at least bring the last one back empty and we'll swap.
March 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
People in movies are always giving somebody a duffel bag full of money and then not getting the bag back. I'm not made of duffel bags at least bring the last one back empty and we'll swap.
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REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER WITH A HAND VACUUM.
HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.
HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.
March 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER WITH A HAND VACUUM.
HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.
HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage