The Rizzler
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Fuck Trump & Elon
Previously:
Convict & imprison the corrupt, bigoted, mentally ill, narcissistic, pathologically lying, grifting criminal insurrectionist fascist.
Post 2024:
Full blown Idiocracy. I guess we’re doing this again…
Fuck Trump & Elon
Previously:
Convict & imprison the corrupt, bigoted, mentally ill, narcissistic, pathologically lying, grifting criminal insurrectionist fascist.
Post 2024:
Full blown Idiocracy. I guess we’re doing this again…
It’s because Trump loves fabulous boys, duh
George Santos denies being a loyalist, denies being sycophantic, denies even liking the framing of the question, and yet can’t put his finger on why Trump freed him of all of the people begging for a commutation.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It’s because Trump loves fabulous boys, duh
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Reuters reached out to everyone that Trump or his subordinates singled out publicly for retribution, and reviewed hundreds of official orders, directives and public records. The result: the most comprehensive accounting yet of his campaign of payback.
www.reuters.com/investigates...
www.reuters.com/investigates...
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Reuters reached out to everyone that Trump or his subordinates singled out publicly for retribution, and reviewed hundreds of official orders, directives and public records. The result: the most comprehensive accounting yet of his campaign of payback.
www.reuters.com/investigates...
www.reuters.com/investigates...
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Judges allow North Carolina to use new House map drawn in bid to give GOP another seat.
Judges allow North Carolina to use new House map drawn in bid to give GOP another seat
Federal judges have allowed North Carolina to use a redrawn congressional map designed to give Republicans an additional U.S. House seat.
cbsn.ws
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Judges allow North Carolina to use new House map drawn in bid to give GOP another seat.
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There was one truly terrifying line in Part 3: "stick with me here. We haven’t reached the halfway point."
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
There was one truly terrifying line in Part 3: "stick with me here. We haven’t reached the halfway point."
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Re: Nuzzi sending a recorder into Mar-a-Lago with a sketch artist—
Florida is an all-parties consent state
www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statute...
Florida is an all-parties consent state
www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statute...
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Re: Nuzzi sending a recorder into Mar-a-Lago with a sketch artist—
Florida is an all-parties consent state
www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statute...
Florida is an all-parties consent state
www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statute...
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Didn't hear it after that ICE agent shot a woman five times out of spite, either
"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Didn't hear it after that ICE agent shot a woman five times out of spite, either
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Elon Musk, self-identified fascist?
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Elon Musk, self-identified fascist?
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Lock him up?
Elon Musk Tweets Meme Comparing Justin Trudeau to Adolf Hitler
The 50-year-old billionaire often shitposts more like an edgy preteen than the wealthiest person on the planet.
gizmodo.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Lock him up?
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Elon Musk, the guy who did two Nazi salutes in public and has previously described himself as a “free speech absolutist,” thinks it should be a crime to “falsely” call someone a Nazi or a fascist.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Elon Musk, the guy who did two Nazi salutes in public and has previously described himself as a “free speech absolutist,” thinks it should be a crime to “falsely” call someone a Nazi or a fascist.
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BREAKING: 11th Cir. upholds $1M penalty on Trump & Habba for frivolous suit v. Hillary Clinton, Comey, DNC, etc. over Russia claims. 'Trump & his attorneys committed sanctionable conduct,' per Judge W. Pryor (GWB) w/Brasher (Trump) Kidd (Biden) Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Opinion Issued – #251, Att. #1 in Donald Trump v. Hillary Clinton (11th Cir., 22-13410) – CourtListener.com
Opinion issued by court as to Appellant Donald J. Trump in 22-13410, Appellant Alina Habba in 22-14099, 23-10387, 23-13177. Decision: Vacated and Remanded as to Orbis Business Intelligence, Ltd.; Affi...
storage.courtlistener.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
BREAKING: 11th Cir. upholds $1M penalty on Trump & Habba for frivolous suit v. Hillary Clinton, Comey, DNC, etc. over Russia claims. 'Trump & his attorneys committed sanctionable conduct,' per Judge W. Pryor (GWB) w/Brasher (Trump) Kidd (Biden) Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Oh yeah Rubio’s gonna get right on that… to delete all evidence.
List of Senate Democrats who are demanding that Rubio expedite the investigation of the State Department's backlog of Israeli war crimes cases since 2023.
•Chris Van Hollen
•Jack Reed
•Jeff Merkley
•Elizabeth Warren
•Edward J. Markey
•Peter Welch
•Brian Schatz
•Tim Kaine
•Patty Murray
•Tina Smith
•Chris Van Hollen
•Jack Reed
•Jeff Merkley
•Elizabeth Warren
•Edward J. Markey
•Peter Welch
•Brian Schatz
•Tim Kaine
•Patty Murray
•Tina Smith
Senators push Rubio to investigate Israel’s alleged violations in Gaza
Classified findings by the State Department’s inspector general say hundreds of potential human rights violations are awaiting the U.S. government’s review.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Oh yeah Rubio’s gonna get right on that… to delete all evidence.
Just normalizing the mass deployment of troops who now don’t get to be with their families for thanksgiving. More troops don’t persuade lunatics on a suicide mission.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration orders 500 more National Guard members to Washington after shooting, Hegseth says.
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just normalizing the mass deployment of troops who now don’t get to be with their families for thanksgiving. More troops don’t persuade lunatics on a suicide mission.
My god
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My god
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If my partner were in the media and doing wildly unethical stuff for years I probably wouldn’t sit on it until I could use it to boost newsletter subscriptions.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If my partner were in the media and doing wildly unethical stuff for years I probably wouldn’t sit on it until I could use it to boost newsletter subscriptions.
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happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
happy thanksgiving
Have a good thanksgiving, fuckface
Campbell's says executive who disparaged its food has left the company.
Campbell's says executive who disparaged its food has left the company
Campbell's said it has fired Martin Bally, an executive who allegedly said the company's products were for "poor people."
cbsn.ws
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Have a good thanksgiving, fuckface
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H.R.6085
Stop Ballroom Bribery Act
SPONSOR: @robertgarcia.bsky.social
№ CO-SPONSORS: 0
STATUS: Introduced
LATEST ACTION: House floor - 2025-11-18 Referred to the Committee on Oversight ...
#Democrats
Details at congress.gov
Stop Ballroom Bribery Act
SPONSOR: @robertgarcia.bsky.social
№ CO-SPONSORS: 0
STATUS: Introduced
LATEST ACTION: House floor - 2025-11-18 Referred to the Committee on Oversight ...
#Democrats
Details at congress.gov
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
H.R.6085
Stop Ballroom Bribery Act
SPONSOR: @robertgarcia.bsky.social
№ CO-SPONSORS: 0
STATUS: Introduced
LATEST ACTION: House floor - 2025-11-18 Referred to the Committee on Oversight ...
#Democrats
Details at congress.gov
Stop Ballroom Bribery Act
SPONSOR: @robertgarcia.bsky.social
№ CO-SPONSORS: 0
STATUS: Introduced
LATEST ACTION: House floor - 2025-11-18 Referred to the Committee on Oversight ...
#Democrats
Details at congress.gov
Uh what
A MAGA city council member in Arizona and former Turning Point USA employee has been accused of offering an employee a job in exchange for sex and kidnapping his daughter.
MAGA official and ex-Turning Point employee accused of kidnapping 14-year-old
A MAGA city council member in Arizona and former Turning Point USA employee has been accused of offering an employee a job in exchange for sex and kidnapping his daughter. A lawsuit, which was filed by two anonymous plaintiffs — Father John Doe and Minor Jane Doe — filed on Nov. 14 names Jeannette G...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Uh what
What the fuck?!?! God damn it.
Per NBC News, the suspect in the National Guard shooting is Rahmanullah Lakanwal, an Afghan national who last lived in Washington State.
He is 29.
He is 29.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What the fuck?!?! God damn it.
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A federal judge in Denver on Tuesday ordered federal immigration officers to stop making arrests in Colorado without a warrant, unless the detainee posed a flight risk, the latest in a string of lower-court decisions rebuking President Trump’s immigration enforcement tactics.
Colorado Judge Tells Immigration Agents to Stop Arrests Without Warrants
The ruling that immigration agents are acting illegally is the latest to rebuke the Trump administration’s tactics, but earlier orders have been blocked on appeal.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A federal judge in Denver on Tuesday ordered federal immigration officers to stop making arrests in Colorado without a warrant, unless the detainee posed a flight risk, the latest in a string of lower-court decisions rebuking President Trump’s immigration enforcement tactics.
Clown shit
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Clown shit
The peace guy has a really strange way of being peaceful
Per AFRICOM - 101 airstrikes in Somalia this year so far. 59 specifically targeted ISIS.
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That’s unprecedented in two ways. First, largest annual number of strikes in Somalia. Second, in that the majority are targeting ISIS and not Al-Shabaab.
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That’s unprecedented in two ways. First, largest annual number of strikes in Somalia. Second, in that the majority are targeting ISIS and not Al-Shabaab.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The peace guy has a really strange way of being peaceful
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No consequences ever for trying to steal the 2020 election. We are not a real country.
BREAKING: Judge Scott McAfee grants motion to dismiss Georgia case against Trump, others.
The Fulton County case -- which resulted in guilty pleas by Sidney Powell, Jenna Ellis, Scott Hall, and Kenneth Chesebro -- is officially done.
The Fulton County case -- which resulted in guilty pleas by Sidney Powell, Jenna Ellis, Scott Hall, and Kenneth Chesebro -- is officially done.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
No consequences ever for trying to steal the 2020 election. We are not a real country.
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Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
Trump appears to blurt out secret plan, not knowing it's already a bust
YouTube video by MS NOW
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.