The Rizzler
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*Reskeets = interesting*
Fuck Trump & Elon
Previously:
Convict & imprison the corrupt, bigoted, mentally ill, narcissistic, pathologically lying, grifting criminal insurrectionist fascist.
Post 2024:
Full blown Idiocracy. I guess we’re doing this again…
Fuck Trump & Elon
Previously:
Convict & imprison the corrupt, bigoted, mentally ill, narcissistic, pathologically lying, grifting criminal insurrectionist fascist.
Post 2024:
Full blown Idiocracy. I guess we’re doing this again…
tExAs Is WoKe
Solar power also continues to skyrocket in Texas, with solar generation up 40% compared to last year!
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
tExAs Is WoKe
We’re nearing the mythical 30% of psychos who will never break with daddy no matter what
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We’re nearing the mythical 30% of psychos who will never break with daddy no matter what
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6/ 🚨 Per CURRENT and former US officials, there are strong reasons to believe some people on board the Sept 2 boat were people being trafficked.
(That is consistent with prior NYT reporting)
(That is consistent with prior NYT reporting)
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
6/ 🚨 Per CURRENT and former US officials, there are strong reasons to believe some people on board the Sept 2 boat were people being trafficked.
(That is consistent with prior NYT reporting)
(That is consistent with prior NYT reporting)
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Holy crap, a Republican who stands for something?!?
h/t @adamwren.bsky.social
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Holy crap, a Republican who stands for something?!?
Gosh, when you put it that way, maybe we shouldn’t allow immigration
David Glosser, Stephen Miller’s uncle, told CNN his nephew is an “immigration hypocrite”:
“Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)
“Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would never exist” (2018)
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Gosh, when you put it that way, maybe we shouldn’t allow immigration
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Jesus fucking lord
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Jesus fucking lord
WHAT
Woman, teen accused of fatally beating Baltimore traffic worker over parking spot
Woman, teen accused of fatally beating city traffic worker over parking
A 49-year-old woman from Northeast Baltimore has been arrested and charged with fatally beating a city traffic worker last month during an argument over a parking spot downtown.
buff.ly
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
WHAT
Can they really trust that we’d uphold the deal? We’re scumbags.
Even after taking a pummelling, not all of Iran’s leaders want a deal with the Great Satan
Don’t count on a reset in US-Iran relations, writes Dalia Dassa Kaye
Even after taking a pummelling, not all of Iran’s leaders want a deal with the Great Satan
econ.st
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Can they really trust that we’d uphold the deal? We’re scumbags.
It’s horrible I’m both happy and pissed he’s distracted by this rather than something else. But also pissed he just thinks he can do whatever he likes to the white house.
Trump fighting with his architect about wanting to build a ballroom bigger than the actual White House feels very on brand
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November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s horrible I’m both happy and pissed he’s distracted by this rather than something else. But also pissed he just thinks he can do whatever he likes to the white house.
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"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
UGH
Apparently she offered to cover other people's shifts so they could go home to their families for the holiday.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/27/u...
Two National Guard members were tasked with serving the nation. One is dead as the other fights for his life after shooting | CNN
On a day when many families gather across the country to give thanks, a National Guard member’s family is mourning her death after an ambush-style shooting in Washington, DC, as her colleague fights f...
www.cnn.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
UGH
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Or this one www.latimes.com/california/s...
U.S. citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say
Lawyers for Carlos Jimenez said he was in fear after an agent threatened him with chemical spray, then pointed a gun at him.
www.latimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Or this one www.latimes.com/california/s...
Fucking racist bastard
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Fucking racist bastard
He was just on recess for like two months or so… wtf?
Mike Johnson: “I haven’t had a vacation day in two years. I haven’t been off in two years, literally.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
He was just on recess for like two months or so… wtf?
God, I sure hope he didn’t touch the hull design.
Also, how the hell is Mar-a-Lago less gaudy than the White House???
Also, how the hell is Mar-a-Lago less gaudy than the White House???
Trump during his Thanksgiving call with service members: "We're ordered a lot of Coast Guard cutters. Brand new, beautiful, the best machines in the world. I'm a looks person. I wanted the hull to be perfect. You know, I sort of redesigned the hull a little bit. The hulls. But we ordered a lot."
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
God, I sure hope he didn’t touch the hull design.
Also, how the hell is Mar-a-Lago less gaudy than the White House???
Also, how the hell is Mar-a-Lago less gaudy than the White House???
He speaks so inelegantly.
TRUMP ON VENEZUELA: WE'LL BE STARTING TO STOP THEM ON LAND SOON
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
He speaks so inelegantly.
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Normal politicians on Thanksgiving: Wishing you and your family a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
TRUMP ON VENEZUELA: WE'LL BE STARTING TO STOP THEM ON LAND SOON
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Normal politicians on Thanksgiving: Wishing you and your family a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
Trump: I’M STARTING A LAND WAR IN VENEZUELA.
War crime enablers!
The Trump administration will use a Dominican Republic air base and airport in its campaign against drug cartels.
The Dominican Republic’s president cautioned the agreement would be “technical, limited and temporary.”
The Dominican Republic’s president cautioned the agreement would be “technical, limited and temporary.”
US forces will use Dominican Republic base in cartel campaign
www.stripes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
War crime enablers!
Russia also insisted over and over right before invading Ukraine they totally weren’t going to. Idk who’s less trustworthy, the US government or Russia’s.
Putin:
Russia has no intention of attacking Europe.We can write it down. Maybe that makes sense, meaning, if we want to talk about it together…We do realize that we need to sit down and discuss it seriously…
(AG:good thing that Russia always honors its written commitments.Oh, wait...)
Russia has no intention of attacking Europe.We can write it down. Maybe that makes sense, meaning, if we want to talk about it together…We do realize that we need to sit down and discuss it seriously…
(AG:good thing that Russia always honors its written commitments.Oh, wait...)
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Russia also insisted over and over right before invading Ukraine they totally weren’t going to. Idk who’s less trustworthy, the US government or Russia’s.
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this image was generated with google's latest nana banana pro tool. we have no idea how bad it is about to get.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
this image was generated with google's latest nana banana pro tool. we have no idea how bad it is about to get.
The war-fighting revolution during this war has been something to behold.
Russia is shifting toward reusable drones as supply issues and battlefield demands mount. Platforms like the Night Witch and Bulldog-13 now carry multiple munitions, resist jamming, and return for reuse, saving costly tech. Interceptor drones are also evolving, using electric rods or even cans.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The war-fighting revolution during this war has been something to behold.
Normalization of the insane
The US president has put a trusted family man at the centre of his mission to end the Kremlin’s war. on.ft.com/4pcgBQM
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Normalization of the insane