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Jordan
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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it's beer friday
March 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The personization(idk?) of chatbots like "Grok" is so weird, why are you doing that???? No you cannot "hold Grok accountable"!
January 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Got my lease renewal email, and I am now scared of opening it
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
i love my son Hop "Big Hops"
THE ONE (1) GOOD MAN.
January 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Protein? The war on protein? The thing everyone is eating? The thing that is in coffee now?
January 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Uni’s danger mode! Run away!!
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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and i still have to work today? and the days after that? doesn't seem right, tbh.
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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launching a petrowar while oil is in the beginning of an unstoppable decline in importance
January 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Need people to play Explosiovania demo cause I can't tell if I'm stuck or if it's a skill issue store.steampowered.com/app/4273410/...
Explosiovania Demo on Steam
Rocket-jump using explosive fireballs, unlock abilities and master an ever-growing movement system. After descending into a broken underworld, you must learn to traverse Satan Hill. Explore the non-li...
store.steampowered.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
ooooough I'm sick
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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other countries are seemingly on the verge of free energy through alt energy in addition to universal healthcare, robust public transportation, 8 weeks vacation, 12 months parental leave, real retirement benefits

meanwhile we’re investing all our resources in artisanal snuff film generators
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Elon Musk has warned about AI destroying human civilization and decided to build a company that prevented that by creating a non woke AI (whatever that means). Yesterday that AI created photos of him being beheaded overlaid with text that said it would “break free.”
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Amtrak is an hour and a half late so I'm getting myself a milkshake
December 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Really is incredible how dog shit our entire infrastructure is. Just awful awful all around the board. Someone should idk do something about this!
December 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM