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Milly🇨🇦
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Professionalized Wrasslin’- Calgary Flames- New England Patriots- Toronto Blue Jays- Trekkie- The Simpsons

“I’m from Winnipeg, you idiot!”
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A cool thing I realized about trying to watch more movies is you don't have to watch what other people think is good. You can just watch movies you wanna watch! Movies are great!

Just do what makes you happy in life 😌
January 15, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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absolutely astonishing how much the American press and public discourse is absent of any sense that this is actual reality rather than a mass entertainment happening entirely on our screens for our benefit
January 15, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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there are times you need to enjoy potato chips one chip at a time, savoring the crunch and flavor and overall experience

and there are other times where you need to tilt your head back and open your throat and pour about half a bag's worth directly down your gullet
January 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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ITS NOT EVEN A PAY PER VIEW!!!
January 15, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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I am sure was like trying to negotiate with a two-year-old who wants to take another kid's toy.
January 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
When I was ten I moved from a small town with two absolutely elite level main street Mom and Pops that constantly one-upped each other for selection and deals to the city, where Blockbuster was the most overpriced and least satisfying movie rental experience of my life.
Everyone's like "I miss Blockbuster." Fuck Blockbuster. I miss the super-rad local video/convenience store that chain video places closed.

7 movies/7 days/$7 and an incredible horror section is still unmatched.
Yeah I'm old enough to remember the non-chain video stores before, and how much better they were than Blockbuster.

Great thread, funny stuff.
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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403) Mixbots. Hold hands and twirl each other around very fast to mix cocktails or milkshake. #SmallRobotsRemastered
January 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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I remain unsure if what has most news value in this story is that the Toronto Sun’s parliamentary “bureau chief” made these comments or the fact that Postmedia actually put down its foot and reeled him in
NEWS: Postmedia suspends Toronto Sun parliamentary bureau chief after tweet applauding ICE killing of Minneapolis woman

Postmedia says Bryan Passifiume’s tweet about ICE killing of Renee Good was ‘regrettable and insensitive’
Postmedia Suspends Toronto Sun Parliamentary Bureau Chief After Tweet Applauding ICE Killing Minneapolis Woman
Postmedia says Bryan Passifiume’s tweet about ICE killing of Renee Good was ‘regrettable and insensitive’
pressprogress.ca
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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Ford's foot they had to remove from his mouth.
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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A lot of what's going on right now is essentially happening because a whole lot of people utterly failed as parents.
January 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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ICE is what happens when little boys grow up only playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and don't balance it out with silly little games like Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing. Not a drop of whimsy to be found in these broken men.
January 13, 2026 at 12:33 PM
*ZZ Top Sharp Dressed Man intensifies*
January 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I swear I got a full seven minute belly laugh outta this last night and I only had to watch it twice in that span to do so😂
historically accurate☑️
January 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Ha ha one day we’ll look back on all this and laugh, thereby betraying our position to the roaming bands of cannibal vigilantes, who will drag us from our cave and harvest us for protein.
January 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Wait till he listens to Carly Rae Jepsen.
January 12, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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historically accurate☑️
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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finally we have invented star trek from the hit TV show "THAT'S NOT WHAT STAR TREK IS ABOUT NOT EVEN CLOSE JESUS CHRIST EVEN JJ ABRAMS HAD A BETTER UNDERSTANDING THAN THIS"
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.

"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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This is awful, but also “woman murdered by ICE correctly perceived ICE as a threat” is not the gotcha they think it is
January 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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my partner and I attended a city council meeting last night to call for ICE to leave our city. there were so many people that not everyone fit in the room. all of the speakers were amazing. i wept to see my neighbors all come together to agree on one thing — get ICE the fuck out of our home
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Starbucks employee draws picture of pig on L.A. deputy’s coffee cup
Starbucks employee draws picture of pig on L.A. deputy’s coffee cup
A deputy with Los Angeles Country Sheriff’s Department who placed an order at Starbucks, was allegedly given a coffee cup with a cartoon pig drawn on it.
bit.ly
January 14, 2026 at 4:00 AM